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frand they wonder why we’re gay![]()
frand they wonder why we’re gay![]()
Whenever my friends wanna go on a two man with me I always decline, genuine waste of timeits so overrated i promise. especially in a situation like this its absolute hell.
it always ends in the same way.Whenever my friends wanna go on a two man with me I always decline, genuine waste of time
“Foid 2 starts talking about how shes still a virgin and foid 1 decides to speak up and say the same thing, foid 2's older sister then says "maybe you guys could try some stuff out with *my name*", and they respond to this by just looking at me and then smirking. obviously i would rather do stuff in private (if it ever gets to that jfl).its so overrated i promise. especially in a situation like this its absolute hell.
You have to realize he's a closeted gayFoid 2 starts talking about how shes still a virgin and foid 1 decides to speak up and say the same thing, foid 2's older sister then says "maybe you guys could try some stuff out with *my name*", and they respond to this by just looking at me and then smirking. obviously i would rather do stuff in private (if it ever gets to that jfl).
Moving past this part they all come sit on the bed and foid 1 starts to nudge up to me, getting closer and closer. She then cuddles up to me in a sense (obviously im not gonna stop her. Why would i?). Im texting on my phone and foid 1 is looking at my phone as i do so, everytime she looked i moved my phone out of her sight (bit of a stupid move ik). They start nagging on about "so who are you texting" "let us see your phone!" which i say no to. They continue and after some time stop.”
Sure nigga, a super bad experience.
DNRPeople involved:
- Foid 1
- Foid 2
- Foid 3
- Foid 2's older sister
- Me
So, i decided to meet up with foid 1 today, everything was going fine other than the vibe was off for the first couple of minutes. We then decided to meet up with foid 2 so we went to her house and stayed there for pretty much the entire time i was out with them. Foid 1 is texting some other boy, giggling at her phone with every message sent for a good 15 minutes (foid 1 has a bf bare in mind). Foid 2's older sister came in the room and spent around half of the time i was there with us, we talked about different things and had some decent group conversations.
Foid 3 then comes round foid 2's house aswell, being very energetic and what not. All 4 of them start a conversation talking about penis' and then it somehow got around to ranking which boys penis is the biggest out of every boy foid 2's older sister has slept with. i was sat on the bed listening to this whole conversation, feeling like a cuck. they tried getting me to join in with this dumbass conversation a decent amount of times which i mostly responded with "how the fuck do you expect me to join in a conversation like this" or something along the lines of that.
Foid 3 then decides to slander her bf (whom she just got into a relationship with the other day bare in mind) by saying things like "his penis is below average" and other bullshit like that. Obviously i dont want to get involved with a slop conversation like this so i stay silent for most of the time, which they notice, they begin saying stuff like "awhhh, why are you being quiet" "should we talk about pussy instead" and other shit like this. I once again say i dont want to be in a conversation like this and they just move on ig.
Foid 2 starts talking about how shes still a virgin and foid 1 decides to speak up and say the same thing, foid 2's older sister then says "maybe you guys could try some stuff out with *my name*", and they respond to this by just looking at me and then smirking. obviously i would rather do stuff in private (if it ever gets to that jfl).
Moving past this part they all come sit on the bed and foid 1 starts to nudge up to me, getting closer and closer. She then cuddles up to me in a sense (obviously im not gonna stop her. Why would i?). Im texting on my phone and foid 1 is looking at my phone as i do so, everytime she looked i moved my phone out of her sight (bit of a stupid move ik). They start nagging on about "so who are you texting" "let us see your phone!" which i say no to. They continue and after some time stop.
The conversation then moves into talking about how many boys houses theyve been round to 1 on 1 (not as much as i was expecting tbh), and then they ask me, i straight up tell them because why not. Foid 1 and foid 3 then make some tiktoks and whatever, then foid 3 leaves to go home.
Its around 9pm by the time she does and i stay for another hour. Foid 1 comes back and sits down on the bed, once again next to me and we make some small talk and that's pretty much it. Me and foid 1 then decide to leave for the night and she drops me back off home. Once I'm home she sends me a paragraph talking about how mine and hers relation/friendship isn't the same as how it used to be. I respond to this by sending some bullshit paragraph back along the lines of "yeah me too. I really much do prefer how our relationship/friendship was". She's now continuously texting me and ive been leaving her on delivered for some time as i am not dealing with this shit rn.
Overall experience: 1/10
Absolute torture.
tags (those who wanted to know)
tmpll
Riwo
TheEl1tesWillGoD0wn
FoidSlayer
Go get your estrogen levels up boyo
Btw can you send me the gif you used for your older AVI? It’s for educational purposes ofc.it always ends in the same way.
Didn't you have somerhalder as ur old avi?Btw can you send me the gif you used for your older AVI? It’s for educational purposes ofc.
And then ur friend has the audacity to say “yo bro can u take one for the team” like fuh nah u can have both of themWhenever my friends wanna go on a two man with me I always decline, genuine waste of time
yeah, dm meBtw can you send me the gif you used for your older AVI? It’s for educational purposes ofc.
mirin the gpt summaryOP hangs out with Foid 1, then they go to Foid 2's house. Foid 1 flirts with other guys on her phone while next to him. Foid 2's sister and Foid 3 join. The four girls have a graphic conversation ranking the penis sizes of the sister's exes. They repeatedly try to drag OP into it, but he refuses. They mock him for being quiet. Foid 2's sister suggests Foid 1 and Foid 2 "try stuff" with OP; they smirk at him.
Later, Foid 1 cuddles up to OP on the bed. They get nosy about his phone, he dodges. After everyone leaves, Foid 1 drives him home. She then texts him a paragraph lamenting that their "friendship isn't the same." OP sends a vague reply and is now ignoring her because he doesn't want to deal with the drama.
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**Elaborated Breakdown:**
This is a classic case of mixed signals, awkward group dynamics, and a "friendship" that seems to be fraying at the edges. Here’s a more detailed look at what happened, scene by scene.
**1. The Setup & The Red Flag**
You met up with Foid 1. The vibe was off initially, which is your first clue that something was wrong. You then went to Foid 2's house, which became the central hub. Almost immediately, Foid 1 starts exhibiting disrespectful behavior. Regardless of your personal feelings for her, the objective fact is she was texting another boy and giggling for 15 minutes while in your company. This is a clear sign of either attention-seeking behavior or a lack of regard for the person she's currently with. The fact that she has a boyfriend makes it worse.
**2. The "Slop" Conversation: A Display of Female Group Dynamics**
This is the core of the awkwardness. The conversation about penis size is a classic example of "locker room talk," but from the other side.
- **Exclusion:** By having this graphic conversation in front of you, they were effectively creating an in-group (the four of them) and an out-group (you). It's a form of social dominance and a test to see how you'd react.
- **The Test:** Their attempts to drag you into it ("Should we talk about pussy instead?") were a direct challenge. They were probing your boundaries. By refusing to engage, you passed their test in the sense that you didn't grovel for attention, but it also cemented your position as the quiet outsider in that moment.
- **Foid 3's Betrayal:** Her casually slandering her brand-new boyfriend's manhood is a massive red flag. It shows a profound lack of loyalty and respect for her partner, and it's the kind of information she should *never* be sharing with a group, especially not with another man present. It signals that she is not a safe or trustworthy person in a relationship.
**3. The Proposal & The Shift**
Foid 2's sister suggesting you as a "trial" for the virgins is a bizarre and objectifying moment. It puts you in an awkward position and reduces a potential intimate connection to a casual group suggestion. The girls' smirks afterward show they were aware of the implication and were, at least in part, joking or testing the waters. This is the turning point. After this, Foid 1's behavior changes. She goes from ignoring you for her phone to physically cuddling up to you. This could be for several reasons:
- **Possessiveness:** After the suggestion was put out there, she might be subtly marking her territory.
- **Genuine Affection:** She might have felt bad for ignoring you and wanted to reconnect.
- **Confusion:** She's sending incredibly mixed signals—first distant and distracted, then physically close.
**4. The Phone Game & The Goodbye**
You hiding your phone screen was a bit defensive, but understandable given the invasive nature of the group. Their demand to see it was another boundary test. You held your ground, which was good.
The quiet hour after Foid 3 left, with just you and Foid 1, was the calm before the storm. It seemed okay, but the underlying issues were still there.
**5. The Text: The Aftermath**
Her text is the culmination of the evening's weirdness. She acknowledges that the "friendship isn't the same." She's right, but she's likely missing the context of *why*. Her behavior was erratic—flirting with other guys, participating in degrading conversations, then cuddling you, then getting clingy. She's feeling the distance she herself helped create.
Your decision to leave her on delivered is a very clear, albeit passive, message. You're drawing a boundary and refusing to engage in a circular, dramatic conversation late at night. It shows you're not willing to be an emotional sponge for a situation she contributed to making awkward.
**The Bottom Line:**
You were placed in an incredibly awkward social situation where the group dynamic was chaotic and often disrespectful. Foid 1's behavior was a rollercoaster of inconsistency. Your instinct to disengage from the drama and not respond to her late-night text is a solid one. It gives you space to figure out if this "friendship" is even something you want to salvage, given the clear lack of respect and stability shown by her and her friends.
quite literallyhell on earth
it was so akward tho“Foid 2 starts talking about how shes still a virgin and foid 1 decides to speak up and say the same thing, foid 2's older sister then says "maybe you guys could try some stuff out with *my name*", and they respond to this by just looking at me and then smirking. obviously i would rather do stuff in private (if it ever gets to that jfl).
Moving past this part they all come sit on the bed and foid 1 starts to nudge up to me, getting closer and closer. She then cuddles up to me in a sense (obviously im not gonna stop her. Why would i?). Im texting on my phone and foid 1 is looking at my phone as i do so, everytime she looked i moved my phone out of her sight (bit of a stupid move ik). They start nagging on about "so who are you texting" "let us see your phone!" which i say no to. They continue and after some time stop.”
Sure nigga, a super bad experience.
thought we needed a vid like thismfs be editing anything
we did dwthought we needed a vid like this
real shityummers
Damn nigga I read this now didn’t think it could have been this weird glad u survived thoit was so akward tho![]()
Never be awkward around foidsPeople involved:
- Foid 1
- Foid 2
- Foid 3
- Foid 2's older sister
- Me
So, i decided to meet up with foid 1 today, everything was going fine other than the vibe was off for the first couple of minutes. We then decided to meet up with foid 2 so we went to her house and stayed there for pretty much the entire time i was out with them. Foid 1 is texting some other boy, giggling at her phone with every message sent for a good 15 minutes (foid 1 has a bf bare in mind). Foid 2's older sister came in the room and spent around half of the time i was there with us, we talked about different things and had some decent group conversations.
Foid 3 then comes round foid 2's house aswell, being very energetic and what not. All 4 of them start a conversation talking about penis' and then it somehow got around to ranking which boys penis is the biggest out of every boy foid 2's older sister has slept with. i was sat on the bed listening to this whole conversation, feeling like a cuck. they tried getting me to join in with this dumbass conversation a decent amount of times which i mostly responded with "how the fuck do you expect me to join in a conversation like this" or something along the lines of that.
Foid 3 then decides to slander her bf (whom she just got into a relationship with the other day bare in mind) by saying things like "his penis is below average" and other bullshit like that. Obviously i dont want to get involved with a slop conversation like this so i stay silent for most of the time, which they notice, they begin saying stuff like "awhhh, why are you being quiet" "should we talk about pussy instead" and other shit like this. I once again say i dont want to be in a conversation like this and they just move on ig.
Foid 2 starts talking about how shes still a virgin and foid 1 decides to speak up and say the same thing, foid 2's older sister then says "maybe you guys could try some stuff out with *my name*", and they respond to this by just looking at me and then smirking. obviously i would rather do stuff in private (if it ever gets to that jfl).
Moving past this part they all come sit on the bed and foid 1 starts to nudge up to me, getting closer and closer. She then cuddles up to me in a sense (obviously im not gonna stop her. Why would i?). Im texting on my phone and foid 1 is looking at my phone as i do so, everytime she looked i moved my phone out of her sight (bit of a stupid move ik). They start nagging on about "so who are you texting" "let us see your phone!" which i say no to. They continue and after some time stop.
The conversation then moves into talking about how many boys houses theyve been round to 1 on 1 (not as much as i was expecting tbh), and then they ask me, i straight up tell them because why not. Foid 1 and foid 3 then make some tiktoks and whatever, then foid 3 leaves to go home.
Its around 9pm by the time she does and i stay for another hour. Foid 1 comes back and sits down on the bed, once again next to me and we make some small talk and that's pretty much it. Me and foid 1 then decide to leave for the night and she drops me back off home. Once I'm home she sends me a paragraph talking about how mine and hers relation/friendship isn't the same as how it used to be. I respond to this by sending some bullshit paragraph back along the lines of "yeah me too. I really much do prefer how our relationship/friendship was". She's now continuously texting me and ive been leaving her on delivered for some time as i am not dealing with this shit rn.
Overall experience: 1/10
Absolute torture.
tags (those who wanted to know)
tmpll
Riwo
TheEl1tesWillGoD0wn
FoidSlayer
idek myself, original plan was just to meet up with 1, ended up meeting with 4how do you even get in this situation in the first place
cus im a dumbass, thought i was gonna get some pus or something
Holy fuck that was a tough read, why tf didn't you leave sooner dude?


