Would you rather shit yourself once a year or piss yourself once a year (1 Viewer)

[ogre]

Both times are completely random and when your out in public

 

[Circadex]

Pissing yourself is objectively less of a embarrassing situation. You can larp bladder issues and not be looked down upon by most

 

[.gg]

Pissing yourself is objectively less of a embarrassing situation. You can larp bladder issues and not be looked down upon by most

you can hide the shit one better tho

 

[Circadex]

you can hide the shit one better tho

You'll carry around a visible lump in your pants and stink of shit. Everyone will notice. Opposed to the bladder issue; if it's a situation with people you know: larp issues. If it's truly out in public: jump/fall into the nearest water source ASAP to cover the fact you pissed yourself. Or, intentionally drench yourself with water by "accidentally" spilling the bottle on your trousers.

 

[.gg]

You'll carry around a visible lump in your pants and stink of shit. Everyone will notice. Opposed to the bladder issue; if it's a situation with people you know: larp issues. If it's truly out in public, jump/fall into the nearest water source ASAP to cover the fact you pissed yourself. Or, intentionally drench yourself with water by "accidentally" spilling the bottle on your trousers.

its a full bladder tho, i would just carry around some sweatpants and underwear everywhere i go

 

[Circadex]

its a full bladder tho, i would just carry around some sweatpants and underwear everywhere i go

So? It's more inconspicuous to carry around a water bottle around 24/7; it's a pretty unsuspecting trait to be a thirsty person.

 

[Hauptmann]

id shit myself cus then i can just throw away my underpants and continue w my day

 

[.gg]

id shit myself cus then i can just throw away my underpants and continue w my day

Thats what im sayin

 

[.gg]

Circa a real nigga so i trust him

 

[gaylarpmaster]

um shit cuz i can just go to the bathroom take of my pants and throw my underwear out and go on with the day

 

[Circadex]

um shit cuz i can just go to the bathroom take of my pants and throw my underwear out and go on with the day

id shit myself cus then i can just throw away my underpants and continue w my day

Thats what im sayin

You're all wrong. Shitting yourself in a public situation is social-suicide, and is something you'd never live down. The matter of a public bathroom is an unpredictable variable; you can't guarantee a open public bathroom to be at your disposal. However, taking the minor precaution of carrying a water bottle with you 24/7 is more than possible. The short-lived embarrassment of spilling water all over yourself is far less than someone noticing you've shat yourself. And as i previously mentioned, "accidentally" falling into a water source (E.g., Water fountain, river, puddle, pool) is also feasible, and possibly a social gain if amongst friends due to the comedic aspect. I first answered "Larp bladder issues" under the false presumption of an indoor social setting, so do ignore it.

 

[Esoteric]

i’d shit my self to establish my dominant incel aura.

 

[Biomaxx]

Both times are completely random and when your out in public

Piss, simply wear dark clothing and when it happens make ur way home

 

[Circadex]

Piss, simply wear dark clothing and when it happens make ur way home

Wouldn't work

 

[greyhound]

Piss then try fraud and say I spilt water on myself

 

[gaylarpmaster]

You're all wrong. Shitting yourself in a public situation is social-suicide, and is something you'd never live down. The matter of a public bathroom is an unpredictable variable; you can't guarantee a open public bathroom to be at your disposal. However, taking the minor precaution of carrying a water bottle with you 24/7 is more than possible. The short-lived embarrassment of spilling water all over yourself is far less than someone noticing you've shat yourself. And as i previously mentioned, "accidentally" falling into a water source (E.g., Water fountain, river, puddle, pool) is also feasible, and possibly a social gain if amongst friends due to the comedic aspect. I first answered "Larp bladder issues" under the false presumption of an indoor social setting, so do ignore it.

i mean it depends on how much youve shit if its like runny or if its a turd

 

[greyhound]

 

[Biomaxx]

Wouldn't work

Id make it work

 

[MikeMike]

Man I’ll shit and piss directly on the floor in the middle of a mall

 

[birthdefect]

Both times are completely random and when your out in public

does it magically fill up your bladder before you release? cus if it doesnt i dont see why you cant just stay hydrated and piss very regularly so when you do piss in public its only a little bit and not a full stream

 

[Circadex]

Id make it work

You're all wrong. Shitting yourself in a public situation is social-suicide, and is something you'd never live down. The matter of a public bathroom is an unpredictable variable; you can't guarantee a open public bathroom to be at your disposal. However, taking the minor precaution of carrying a water bottle with you 24/7 is more than possible. The short-lived embarrassment of spilling water all over yourself is far less than someone noticing you've shat yourself. And as i previously mentioned, "accidentally" falling into a water source (E.g., Water fountain, river, puddle, pool) is also feasible, and possibly a social gain if amongst friends due to the comedic aspect. I first answered "Larp bladder issues" under the false presumption of an indoor social setting, so do ignore it.

 

[Peace.2nd]

Piss then try fraud and say I spilt water on myself

Wont you be able to smell it though

 

[ogre]

i mean it depends on how much youve shit if its like runny or if its a turd

Its runny shit and about 500ml of shit

 

[ogre]

does it magically fill up your bladder before you release? cus if it doesnt i dont see why you cant just stay hydrated and piss very regularly so when you do piss in public its only a little bit and not a full stream

Yeah ur bladder fills up magically so you can't expect it

 

[birthdefect]

Yeah ur bladder fills up magically so you can't expect it

shit man
diaper max tbh

 

[Circadex]

shit man
diaper max tbh

Too noticeable

 

[birthdefect]

Too noticeable

not as noticeable as dumping a full bladders worth of piss in your pants randomly

 

[Circadex]

not as noticeable as dumping a full bladders worth of piss in your pants randomly

That's why you carry around a water bottle with you.

 

[Glycine_max]

Both times are completely random and when your out in public

Both is bad. The shit one is interesting tho. If someone made fun of u. Just scoop up some shit up your pant and smear all over their face.

 

[bloatcel00]

Both times are completely random and when your out in public

Piss myself cause it'll eventually dry off, but poop stinks more and you gotta get it out your pants cause it's not going nowhere, also you feel it while walking and it feels bad

 

[Certifedsubhuman]

Pissing yourself is objectively less of an embarrassing situation. You can larp bladder issues and not be looked down upon by most

Can larp a bowel syndrome but piss is easier to clean up than shit then when u sit somewhere and u feel it go up ur ass

 

[Marlboro]

Both times are completely random and when your out in public

can i pick both

 

[slogxER]

Both times are completely random and when your out in public

I mean pissing is hundred times better, u can just say u got some urinal problem. And wear some shit that can absorb the pee

 

[Circadex]

Can larp a bowel syndrome but piss is easier to clean up than shit then when u sit somewhere and u feel it go up ur ass

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[rapegreys]

Both times are completely random and when your out in public

obvi piss