Would you rather shit yourself once a year or piss yourself once a year (1 Viewer)

[ogre]

Both times are completely random and when your out in public

 

[Circadex]

Pissing yourself is objectively less of a embarrassing situation. You can larp bladder issues and not be looked down upon by most

 

[.gg]

Pissing yourself is objectively less of a embarrassing situation. You can larp bladder issues and not be looked down upon by most

you can hide the shit one better tho

 

[Circadex]

you can hide the shit one better tho

You'll carry around a visible lump in your pants and stink of shit. Everyone will notice. Opposed to the bladder issue; if it's a situation with people you know: larp issues. If it's truly out in public: jump/fall into the nearest water source ASAP to cover the fact you pissed yourself. Or, intentionally drench yourself with water by "accidentally" spilling the bottle on your trousers.

 

[.gg]

You'll carry around a visible lump in your pants and stink of shit. Everyone will notice. Opposed to the bladder issue; if it's a situation with people you know: larp issues. If it's truly out in public, jump/fall into the nearest water source ASAP to cover the fact you pissed yourself. Or, intentionally drench yourself with water by "accidentally" spilling the bottle on your trousers.

its a full bladder tho, i would just carry around some sweatpants and underwear everywhere i go

 

[Circadex]

its a full bladder tho, i would just carry around some sweatpants and underwear everywhere i go

So? It's more inconspicuous to carry around a water bottle around 24/7; it's a pretty unsuspecting trait to be a thirsty person.

 

[unNormaler_Mensch]

id shit myself cus then i can just throw away my underpants and continue w my day

 

[.gg]

id shit myself cus then i can just throw away my underpants and continue w my day

Thats what im sayin

 

[.gg]

Circa a real nigga so i trust him

 

[gaylarpmaster]

um shit cuz i can just go to the bathroom take of my pants and throw my underwear out and go on with the day

 

[Circadex]

um shit cuz i can just go to the bathroom take of my pants and throw my underwear out and go on with the day

id shit myself cus then i can just throw away my underpants and continue w my day

Thats what im sayin

You're all wrong. Shitting yourself in a public situation is social-suicide, and is something you'd never live down. The matter of a public bathroom is an unpredictable variable; you can't guarantee a open public bathroom to be at your disposal. However, taking the minor precaution of carrying a water bottle with you 24/7 is more than possible. The short-lived embarrassment of spilling water all over yourself is far less than someone noticing you've shat yourself. And as i previously mentioned, "accidentally" falling into a water source (E.g., Water fountain, river, puddle, pool) is also feasible, and possibly a social gain if amongst friends due to the comedic aspect. I first answered "Larp bladder issues" under the false presumption of an indoor social setting, so do ignore it.

 

[Larpcell]

i’d shit my self to establish my dominant incel aura.

 

[Biomaxx]

Both times are completely random and when your out in public

Piss, simply wear dark clothing and when it happens make ur way home

 

[Circadex]

Piss, simply wear dark clothing and when it happens make ur way home

Wouldn't work

 

[greyhound]

Piss then try fraud and say I spilt water on myself

 

[gaylarpmaster]

You're all wrong. Shitting yourself in a public situation is social-suicide, and is something you'd never live down. The matter of a public bathroom is an unpredictable variable; you can't guarantee a open public bathroom to be at your disposal. However, taking the minor precaution of carrying a water bottle with you 24/7 is more than possible. The short-lived embarrassment of spilling water all over yourself is far less than someone noticing you've shat yourself. And as i previously mentioned, "accidentally" falling into a water source (E.g., Water fountain, river, puddle, pool) is also feasible, and possibly a social gain if amongst friends due to the comedic aspect. I first answered "Larp bladder issues" under the false presumption of an indoor social setting, so do ignore it.

i mean it depends on how much youve shit if its like runny or if its a turd

 

[greyhound]

 

[Biomaxx]

Wouldn't work

Id make it work

 

[MikeMike]

Man I’ll shit and piss directly on the floor in the middle of a mall

 

[birthdefect]

Both times are completely random and when your out in public

does it magically fill up your bladder before you release? cus if it doesnt i dont see why you cant just stay hydrated and piss very regularly so when you do piss in public its only a little bit and not a full stream

 

[Circadex]

Id make it work

You're all wrong. Shitting yourself in a public situation is social-suicide, and is something you'd never live down. The matter of a public bathroom is an unpredictable variable; you can't guarantee a open public bathroom to be at your disposal. However, taking the minor precaution of carrying a water bottle with you 24/7 is more than possible. The short-lived embarrassment of spilling water all over yourself is far less than someone noticing you've shat yourself. And as i previously mentioned, "accidentally" falling into a water source (E.g., Water fountain, river, puddle, pool) is also feasible, and possibly a social gain if amongst friends due to the comedic aspect. I first answered "Larp bladder issues" under the false presumption of an indoor social setting, so do ignore it.

 

[Peace.2nd]

Piss then try fraud and say I spilt water on myself

Wont you be able to smell it though

 

[ogre]

i mean it depends on how much youve shit if its like runny or if its a turd

Its runny shit and about 500ml of shit

 

[ogre]

does it magically fill up your bladder before you release? cus if it doesnt i dont see why you cant just stay hydrated and piss very regularly so when you do piss in public its only a little bit and not a full stream

Yeah ur bladder fills up magically so you can't expect it

 

[birthdefect]

Yeah ur bladder fills up magically so you can't expect it

shit man
diaper max tbh