dookiebootybutt59
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when you hear the name "chad" people typically think of some mayocel with a sharp jawline, or some may even think of me, dookiebootybutt59, as some foids do tend to think of me as a 8 PSL God, but that is all low iq subjective remarks. allow me to explain deeper
genuine evolutionary blackpill that people refuse to process:
everyone on this site is obsessing over looksmaxxing frameworks, orbital vectors, midface ratios, canthal tilt, etc. the entire discourse assumes that the “chad” archetype is basically a guy with a good jawline under modern lighting conditions. but if you actually take a step back and evaluate things from a strict evolutionary fitness perspective, the whole framework collapses immediately.
because the closest thing humanity has ever produced to a real giga-chad population is probably Aboriginal Australians.
i’m not even saying this in some performative woke way, i mean it in the most brutally deterministic darwinian sense possible.
these are populations with a documented continuous presence on the same landmass for something like sixty-five thousand years. that is not just “old culture”. that is basically a natural selection stress test running for longer than most civilizations have even existed.
on top of that they have giant mandibles (obviously from their high dht)
this is exactly why they can frick foids everyday, while you low test soyboys are busy wanking your shi to bodymaxxed ltb mayo
think about what that actually means.
for tens of thousands of years natural selection was basically running a constant environmental filter on one of the harshest continents on earth. extreme heat, deserts, inconsistent water sources, complex ecosystems, huge distances.
and the result wasn’t extinction.
but it gets even more absurd.
they were managing entire ecosystems through controlled burning practices thousands of years before modern environmental science rediscovered the concept. they had hyper-detailed knowledge of seasonal cycles, animals, plants, water sources. basically a fully optimized survival meta for the continent.
meanwhile modern internet guys are arguing about whether a slightly recessed chin automatically drops you from chadlite to incel tier.
the evolutionary scoreboard is not measuring your tinder matches.
the scoreboard is measuring whether your population survives environmental pressure for tens of millennia without collapsing.
and in that metric the numbers are honestly ridiculous.
sixty thousand years of continuous adaptation is basically nature running patch notes on the human species over and over and repeatedly concluding “this build still clears the difficulty setting.”
i mean just take a look at this guys brow ridge. he's a true mann
so the real blackpill is this:
the actual giga-chad archetype in human evolutionary terms is not the gymmaxxed mayocel moid.
it’s populations that mastered an entire continent’s ecological difficulty curve and simply refused to get filtered by natural selection for 65,000 years.
from a purely darwinian perspective that is the closest thing you will ever see to a species-level chad lineage.
take a look at their lushious hair. their even toned beautiful skin. their perfectly healthy and ideal body fat percentage. this is an example of PEAK fertility indicators. a true human. we should all follow their superior lifestyle to become atleast htn
genuine evolutionary blackpill that people refuse to process:
everyone on this site is obsessing over looksmaxxing frameworks, orbital vectors, midface ratios, canthal tilt, etc. the entire discourse assumes that the “chad” archetype is basically a guy with a good jawline under modern lighting conditions. but if you actually take a step back and evaluate things from a strict evolutionary fitness perspective, the whole framework collapses immediately.
because the closest thing humanity has ever produced to a real giga-chad population is probably Aboriginal Australians.
i’m not even saying this in some performative woke way, i mean it in the most brutally deterministic darwinian sense possible.
these are populations with a documented continuous presence on the same landmass for something like sixty-five thousand years. that is not just “old culture”. that is basically a natural selection stress test running for longer than most civilizations have even existed.
on top of that they have giant mandibles (obviously from their high dht)
this is exactly why they can frick foids everyday, while you low test soyboys are busy wanking your shi to bodymaxxed ltb mayo
think about what that actually means.
for tens of thousands of years natural selection was basically running a constant environmental filter on one of the harshest continents on earth. extreme heat, deserts, inconsistent water sources, complex ecosystems, huge distances.
and the result wasn’t extinction.
but it gets even more absurd.
they were managing entire ecosystems through controlled burning practices thousands of years before modern environmental science rediscovered the concept. they had hyper-detailed knowledge of seasonal cycles, animals, plants, water sources. basically a fully optimized survival meta for the continent.
meanwhile modern internet guys are arguing about whether a slightly recessed chin automatically drops you from chadlite to incel tier.
the evolutionary scoreboard is not measuring your tinder matches.
the scoreboard is measuring whether your population survives environmental pressure for tens of millennia without collapsing.
and in that metric the numbers are honestly ridiculous.
sixty thousand years of continuous adaptation is basically nature running patch notes on the human species over and over and repeatedly concluding “this build still clears the difficulty setting.”
i mean just take a look at this guys brow ridge. he's a true mann
so the real blackpill is this:
the actual giga-chad archetype in human evolutionary terms is not the gymmaxxed mayocel moid.
it’s populations that mastered an entire continent’s ecological difficulty curve and simply refused to get filtered by natural selection for 65,000 years.
from a purely darwinian perspective that is the closest thing you will ever see to a species-level chad lineage.
take a look at their lushious hair. their even toned beautiful skin. their perfectly healthy and ideal body fat percentage. this is an example of PEAK fertility indicators. a true human. we should all follow their superior lifestyle to become atleast htn
ive only interacted with them when they were drunk and high and one attacked me with a skipping rope
abos are subhuman Neanderthals but I mirin their self confidence and nationalism even though they were thousands or years behind the rest of the world
