Discussion what are all of your dream woman/partner (14 Viewers)

[i_blame_oxytocin]

i have no ideas for an interesting thread and im bored af so i desided to just make some bullshit
referring to the title i'll go first my dream women is:
5'6 - 6' wide range because idrc about height
preferably trans because dicks are cooler than pussys
and hltn to hmtn
and at a healthy bw

now im interested to hear your dream woman

 

[humble_brit_volcel]

i have no ideas for an interesting thread and im bored af so i desided to just make some bullshit
referring to the title i'll go first my dream women is:
5'6 - 6' wide range because idrc about height
preferably trans because dicks are cooler than pussys
and hltn to hmtn
and at a healthy bw

now im interested to hear your dream woman

i only date women taller than me

 

[i_blame_oxytocin]

and hltn to hmtn

fuck i meant hltb to hmtb im a bit tired

 

[4pfl]

i have no ideas for an interesting thread and im bored af so i desided to just make some bullshit
referring to the title i'll go first my dream women is:
5'6 - 6' wide range because idrc about height
preferably trans because dicks are cooler than pussys
and hltn to hmtn
and at a healthy bw

now im interested to hear your dream woman

same height range as you 5'6 to 6'
just be above hltb facially
is fit like this

Thats it bro

 

[i_blame_oxytocin]

same height range as you 5'6 to 6'
just be above hltb facially
is fit like this
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Thats it bro

same height range as you 5'6 to 6'
just be above hltb facially
is fit like this
View attachment 45972

Thats it bro

hot

 

[humble_brit_volcel]

hot

you only like tranny fym

 

[i_blame_oxytocin]

you only like tranny fym

never said only. just a large halo for me

 

[humble_brit_volcel]

stop lying

 

[dookiebootybutt59]

she gotta be an iqmaxxed stacy with a top 1% body and high fertility indicators

 

[Razi]

4’7 mtb

 

[i_blame_oxytocin]

4’7 mtb

i don't get the hype over short women tbh

 

[i_blame_oxytocin]

she gotta be an iqmaxxed stacy with a top 1% body and high fertility indicators

achievable by drinking water btw

 

[muissocool]

a manlet bf just like me so we can bond

 

[Aylan]

Dont judge me :
- a blue eyed blonde femboy 5'5 european
- a 6'7 woman brunette with couloured eyes and older than me with some years (optional) + gentle mommy dom

 

[Aylan]

same height range as you 5'6 to 6'
just be above hltb facially
is fit like this
View attachment 45972

Thats it bro

Tbh that pic gave me an erection

 

[4pfl]

Tbh that pic gave me an erection

werent you gay tho

are you bi

 

[i_blame_oxytocin]

Dont judge me :
- a blue eyed blonde femboy 5'5 european
- a 6'7 woman brunette with couloured eyes and older than me with some years (optional) + gentle mommy dom

thats very respectable tbh

 

[hippocamp]

i have no ideas for an interesting thread and im bored af so i desided to just make some bullshit
referring to the title i'll go first my dream women is:
5'6 - 6' wide range because idrc about height
preferably trans because dicks are cooler than pussys
and hltn to hmtn
and at a healthy bw

now im interested to hear your dream woman

5'5+
Idrc about ratings and stuff, all that matters for me is if I find her cute or nah,
Doesn't have a long list of ex boyfriends/fucking room temperature body count
Is feminine and is not a bitch
Doesn't simp over celebrities and doesn't have a hundred parasocial relationships (lowkey the worst turn off for me)

VERY IMPORTANT - isn't a dumb bitch and doesn't have a fucking sub 70 iq

 

[i_blame_oxytocin]

5'5+
Idrc about ratings and stuff, all that matters for me is if I find her cute or nah,
Doesn't have a long list of ex boyfriends/fucking room temperature body count
Is feminine and is not a bitch
Doesn't simp over celebrities and doesn't have a hundred parasocial relationships (lowkey the worst turn off for me)

VERY IMPORTANT - isn't a dumb bitch and doesn't have a fucking sub 70 iq

this what we all want in one way or another tbh

 

[hippocamp]

this what we all want in one way or another tbh

I really wish I could get a girl with no past, shit matters alot, just be first theory is real and I've seen real life examples not even kidding

 

[Razi]

isn't a dumb bitch and doesn't have a fucking sub 70 iq

hypergamous moid thinks hes better than to get with a less intelligent angel

 

[i_blame_oxytocin]

I really wish I could get a girl with no past, shit matters alot, just be first theory is real and I've seen real life examples not even kidding

i would say past is moe important than anything looks related for a girl looking for a long-term partner

 

[hippocamp]

hypergamous moid thinks hes better than to get with a less intelligent angel

Ow bwut im YOUR dumb little bwaby gurl > < am i nwottt???

 

[Razi]

Ow bwut im YOUR dumb little bwaby gurl > < am i nwottt???

a gf that doesnt know how to think and listens to everything you say without question lowk nice

 

[hippocamp]

a gf that doesnt know how to think and listens to everything you say without question lowk nice

Trust me, this sounds good on paper, but practically it's annoying as fuck, it's nice for short term stuff and having a girl who's obsessed with you, that's nice, but you wouldn't want a dumb mother for your kids

 

[i_blame_oxytocin]

a gf that doesnt know how to think and listens to everything you say without question lowk nice

yeah but if you ever want to have a convo about anything you can't really

 

[Razi]

Trust me, this sounds good on paper, but practically it's annoying as fuck, it's nice for short term stuff and having a girl who's obsessed with you, that's nice, but you wouldn't want a dumb mother for your kids

yeah kids wont be the brightest

 

[i_blame_oxytocin]

yeah kids wont be the brightest

would rather have smart ugly kids then good looking retarded kids tbh
they can always hardmax in the future

 

[Razi]

would rather have smart ugly kids then good looking retarded kids tbh
they can always hardmax in the future

yeh if i married my looksmatch it wont be a good idea to have kids tbh theyll look like mutants

 

[i_blame_oxytocin]

yeh if i married my looksmatch it wont be a good idea to have kids tbh theyll look like mutants

tbh if maximise their development, they'd have it okay

 

[hippocamp]

tbh if maximise their development, they'd have it okay

The korean fags give their kids hgh at 12 jfl

 

[i_blame_oxytocin]

The korean fags give their kids hgh at 12 jfl

its honestly based af

 

[Razi]

The korean fags give their kids hgh at 12 jfl

Lucky ass kids

 

[hippocamp]

its honestly based af

Yeah,

my parents don't even know how tall I am, they never cared to check while I was a kid

I once asked my mom, how tall do you think I am, she said "idk like you're a lil taller than your dad so like 5'8-5'9" ?? .. I wanted to kill myself that day, cuz my dad is 5'11 and I'm 5'11¾ JFL

 

[i_blame_oxytocin]

Yeah,

my parents don't even know how tall I am, they never cared to check while I was a kid

I once asked my mom, how tall do you think I am, she said "idk like you're a lil taller than your dad so like 5'8-5'9" ?? .. I wanted to kill myself that day, cuz my dad is 5'11 and I'm 5'11¾ JFL

my mother is shit with guessing height im 6'1 and my older brother is 5'8 and my mum said you too are about the same height i got a little mad

 

[hippocamp]

Yeah,

my parents don't even know how tall I am, they never cared to check while I was a kid

I once asked my mom, how tall do you think I am, she said "idk like you're a lil taller than your dad so like 5'8-5'9" ?? .. I wanted to kill myself that day, cuz my dad is 5'11 and I'm 5'11¾karo

This made me believe that women in general SURELY don't know anything about measurements,

 

[i_blame_oxytocin]

This made me believe that women in general SURELY don't know anything about measurements,

yea lowk if your 5'10 you can claim 7'

 

[hippocamp]

my mother is shit with guessing height im 6'1 and my older brother is 5'8 and my mum said you too are about the same height i got a little mad

Girls genuinely can't tell the difference between 5'10 and 6'0 unless you tell them the numbers, that's why it's never a good idea to be honest about your height with girls, that's just how the system works

 

[i_blame_oxytocin]

Girls genuinely can't tell the difference between 5'10 and 6'0 unless you tell them the numbers, that's why it's never a good idea to be honest about your height with girls, that's just how the system works

once you 6' you don't even need to be honest

 

[i_blame_oxytocin]

once you 6' you don't even need to be honest

fuck i need to go to sleep i meant don't need to lie

 

[4pfl]

I really wish I could get a girl with no past, shit matters alot, just be first theory is real and I've seen real life examples not even kidding

What actually matters is you brutally mogging her past partners

That's it

If they mog you even slightly then it's over pack it up

 

[hippocamp]

What actually matters is you brutally mogging her past partners

That's it

If they mog you even slightly then it's over pack it up

No, that's what makes JBF so brutal. I've seen real life examples of girls who have had subhuman first ex boyfriend but have a current mogger bf and they still think/care/remember their FIRST BF.

i was talking to this girl who said she'll name her son after her first ex boyfriend, that is so brutal omfg