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Serious Ultra effort short article: Why homer simpson is a subhuman and Patrick mogs him to oblivion (2 Viewers)

Serious Ultra effort short article: Why homer simpson is a subhuman and Patrick mogs him to oblivion
In this thread, I will be discussing homer simpson's flaws in his looks, and his life and ultimately why he is a subhuman and lives the ultimate goy life, and how Patrick's features and life, practices are more defined and based

First, we will be analyzing Homer Simpson.

Homer:

His looks:

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To sum it up, he is rated at a low 2.5 PSL.

Now, his habits : He is shown to have an insatiable thirst for alcohol (not primal) and hunger for highly processed and unhealthy foods. (proof below)

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This results in his severe obesity and women may percieve him to be uncontrollable, disgusting and unlikeable.
Marge states her distrust for Homer many times, and expresses discomfort with Homer's habits.

Intelligence:

Homer's intelligence and common sense have been shown to be at an all time low. He slacks off at his important job, that the town is dependent on, (A nuclear power plant), and practices his bad habits (alcoholism) at his work, which could impact the power plant. Many people say that he does not understand the gravity of most important and serious situations, and this is a sign of low common sense. He also displays a negligent father and husband who seems to not try at all to help his family.

Physical proof of low brain power: A recent MRI scan shows that Homer's brain is extremely small (below)



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All of these features would make people percieve homer as a dumb goy, a fat pickle, and a low IQ subhuman.

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Patrick:

His looks:

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Ultimately, Patrick scores a high 7.3 PSL.

His habits: Patrick is shown to partake in healthy, and primal activities, such as: Hunting jellyfish for sport, Hunting for food (uncooked) and exploring their environment. This makes Patrick a healthy, and active individual, as well staying active mentally too, as he searches for food with his best friend Spongebob, (also based), and explores the jungle he lives in, not afraid of the animals who try to hunt him.

His diet consists of raw meat of the prey he hunts with spongebob, and water. A very simple, but healthy diet, and ahead of his peers because he predicted the teachings of Aajonus Vonderplanitz (based chad) while being an aquatic creature.
Proof of his diet *real picture*:
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As you can see, the high IQ individual is eating a raw liver from his prey.

Intelligence:
Patrick is percieved as an intelligent alpha male due to his practices. He maintains exercise, relationships with friends, and has high situational awareness (because he lives in the most dangerous jungle in the world).
Here is physical proof of his intellect:

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Conclusion:

Patrick is a high iq chad while homer is a subhuman fat goy fartslab piece of shit

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badeviluglyjeet

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Same height btw brooooooooootal dod
 

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If this is not on botb i'm ropemaxxing
 

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Dnr but w effort
 

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Im like bart simps
In this thread, I will be discussing homer simpson's flaws in his looks, and his life and ultimately why he is a subhuman and lives the ultimate goy life, and how Patrick's features and life, practices are more defined and based

First, we will be analyzing Homer Simpson.

Homer:

His looks:

View attachment 64098

To sum it up, he is rated at a low 2.5 PSL.

Now, his habits : He is shown to have an insatiable thirst for alcohol (not primal) and hunger for highly processed and unhealthy foods. (proof below)

View attachment 64088View attachment 64089View attachment 64090

This results in his severe obesity and women may percieve him to be uncontrollable, disgusting and unlikeable.
Marge states her distrust for Homer many times, and expresses discomfort with Homer's habits.

Intelligence:

Homer's intelligence and common sense have been shown to be at an all time low. He slacks off at his important job, that the town is dependent on, (A nuclear power plant), and practices his bad habits (alcoholism) at his work, which could impact the power plant. Many people say that he does not understand the gravity of most important and serious situations, and this is a sign of low common sense. He also displays a negligent father and husband who seems to not try at all to help his family.

Physical proof of low brain power: A recent MRI scan shows that Homer's brain is extremely small (below)



View attachment 64096tiny

All of these features would make people percieve homer as a dumb goy, a fat pickle, and a low IQ subhuman.

View attachment 64097

Patrick:

His looks:

View attachment 64099

Ultimately, Patrick scores a high 7.3 PSL.

His habits: Patrick is shown to partake in healthy, and primal activities, such as: Hunting jellyfish for sport, Hunting for food (uncooked) and exploring their environment. This makes Patrick a healthy, and active individual, as well staying active mentally too, as he searches for food with his best friend Spongebob, (also based), and explores the jungle he lives in, not afraid of the animals who try to hunt him.

His diet consists of raw meat of the prey he hunts with spongebob, and water. A very simple, but healthy diet, and ahead of his peers because he predicted the teachings of Aajonus Vonderplanitz (based chad) while being an aquatic creature.
Proof of his diet *real picture*:
View attachment 64100
As you can see, the high IQ individual is eating a raw liver from his prey.

Intelligence:
Patrick is percieved as an intelligent alpha male due to his practices. He maintains exercise, relationships with friends, and has high situational awareness (because he lives in the most dangerous jungle in the world).
Here is physical proof of his intellect:

View attachment 64101


Conclusion:

Patrick is a high iq chad while homer is a subhuman fat goy fartslab piece of
Im like bart simpson like delete feelings 😢😔 Feelings update: this user doesn’t have feelings 😔🥺
 

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DNR

mirin effort tho
 

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Yo idk if I remember correctly but wasn’t Homer like realllly smart in one episode because of a crayon that got removed out of his brain? Or am I retarded
 

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Yo idk if I remember correctly but wasn’t Homer like realllly smart in one episode because of a crayon that got removed out of his brain? Or am I retarded
But in the vast majority he is retarded
 

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Which is even worse
 

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Why only thing that matters is that youre enjoying yourself and more retarded you are more fun u can have while being based
Might cook up a high effort thread on this topic
 

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Why only thing that matters is that youre enjoying yourself and more retarded you are more fun u can have while being based
What about the fact that he has a horrible diet, habits, and just is overall a worse person?
 

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What about the fact that he has a horrible diet, habits, and just is overall a worse person?
I mean if u put all the morals aside the worse person u are the more you can enjoy life plus he eats whatever he wants 0 stress
 

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I mean if u put all the morals aside the worse person u are the more you can enjoy life plus he eats whatever he wants 0 stress
That is not the point i was making though. My debate was that patrick terras homer. If homer is retarded fatso and enjoys it, good for him, but not what i was talking about
 

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That is not the point i was making though. My debate was that patrick terras homer. If homer is retarded fatso and enjoys it, good for him, but not what i was talking about
Ye but i dnred the thread im just saying big homer is chilling
 

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In this thread, I will be discussing homer simpson's flaws in his looks, and his life and ultimately why he is a subhuman and lives the ultimate goy life, and how Patrick's features and life, practices are more defined and based

First, we will be analyzing Homer Simpson.

Homer:

His looks:

View attachment 64098

To sum it up, he is rated at a low 2.5 PSL.

Now, his habits : He is shown to have an insatiable thirst for alcohol (not primal) and hunger for highly processed and unhealthy foods. (proof below)

View attachment 64088View attachment 64089View attachment 64090

This results in his severe obesity and women may percieve him to be uncontrollable, disgusting and unlikeable.
Marge states her distrust for Homer many times, and expresses discomfort with Homer's habits.

Intelligence:

Homer's intelligence and common sense have been shown to be at an all time low. He slacks off at his important job, that the town is dependent on, (A nuclear power plant), and practices his bad habits (alcoholism) at his work, which could impact the power plant. Many people say that he does not understand the gravity of most important and serious situations, and this is a sign of low common sense. He also displays a negligent father and husband who seems to not try at all to help his family.

Physical proof of low brain power: A recent MRI scan shows that Homer's brain is extremely small (below)



View attachment 64096tiny

All of these features would make people percieve homer as a dumb goy, a fat pickle, and a low IQ subhuman.

View attachment 64097

Patrick:

His looks:

View attachment 64099

Ultimately, Patrick scores a high 7.3 PSL.

His habits: Patrick is shown to partake in healthy, and primal activities, such as: Hunting jellyfish for sport, Hunting for food (uncooked) and exploring their environment. This makes Patrick a healthy, and active individual, as well staying active mentally too, as he searches for food with his best friend Spongebob, (also based), and explores the jungle he lives in, not afraid of the animals who try to hunt him.

His diet consists of raw meat of the prey he hunts with spongebob, and water. A very simple, but healthy diet, and ahead of his peers because he predicted the teachings of Aajonus Vonderplanitz (based chad) while being an aquatic creature.
Proof of his diet *real picture*:
View attachment 64100
As you can see, the high IQ individual is eating a raw liver from his prey.

Intelligence:
Patrick is percieved as an intelligent alpha male due to his practices. He maintains exercise, relationships with friends, and has high situational awareness (because he lives in the most dangerous jungle in the world).
Here is physical proof of his intellect:

View attachment 64101


Conclusion:

Patrick is a high iq chad while homer is a subhuman fat goy fartslab piece of shit

Rep me
Anyone to DNR this is a fucking retard
 

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didn't tag me
..i see how it is...


*turns away holding back tears a shouts*

W thread mirin hard
Me too “feels betrayed and farts and runs away crying” why would you do this you know i struggle with feelings 😔🥺
 

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