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The voice in hoodsickles head shitpost (very long ramble)

hoodsickle

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I do not expect you to read this is just wanted to ramble

Ever since I can remeber, I've been enraged by all of these religions. Ive taken time researching a few of them and all of them are absolutely stupid.
I heard this quote the other day, and it goes like this:
"if I did not know about God or sin, would I go to hell?" "No, not if you didnt know" "then why did you tell me?"

If the gospel is good news, why does never hearing about it give you a better chance in the afterlife?
To my knowledge, all religions are like this. 'Worship my one and only true God or you will be sent to a *insert bad place in the afterlife*' isn't it funny how all religions have their same concepts? Just small tweaks. Its so clearly propaganda made up by schizophrenic cretins who wanted recognition thousands of years ago and now the whole world is built around it. Your holidays, days of the week, so called "years" even the number of "years" is determined by the death of some made up historical figure. Obviously its different in every religion, muslim countries for example would follow the hijri. It just baffles me how these demi-human cattle cant form a single original thought in their smooth brains and mindlessly ensue a fairy tale. As someone who is not religious (clearly) i cant comprehend how these "holy apostles" actually belive this shit— parting the sea, rebirth, travelling places on a winged creature, beasts created from 'ashless fire' HOW THE ACTUAL FUCK DOES ANYONE BELIEVE THIS? NOT A TRACE, NOT A SINGLE PIECE OF EVIDENCE RELATING TO ANYTHING BELIEVED BY THESE FAITHFUL RETARDS.
Not even counting the fact that science disproves absolutely any take they can bring up. People are being raised in a game- a child is in a room and there is 10 doors in front of them. An unknown being tells the child "before you, stands 10 doors, if you choose the correct one, you will live bountifully for eternity, pick the wrong one and you get punished, torture, universally worse than you could possibly envisage."
Wether this child's parents or surroundings force the decision or if it is theirs— they believe they are 100% right, everyone else is wrong and delusional. The entire belief of any religion is heavily flawed.

Anyway enough pointing out the obvious, now my own schizo religion that I thought of in 5 minutes. (Complete joke, DO NOT take it seriously, contains lore, I should write a book)

In essence, my made up religion is the versa of: Hinduism (Surya), Ancient Egyptian religion (Ra), and Japanese Shinto (Amaterasu) who are all worshippers of sol (the sun) they pretty much believe the sun as a deity and life giving force. (Kinda right ngl)
So. We all remeber the third transformers movie right (the best one argue with the wall) Transformers: dark of the moon.
As the title says, the movie is based on the dark side of the moon, young hoodsickle always thought how amazing the moon was and how there has got to be something there. Stay with me now. That movie directly links to conspiracy theories regarding the dark of the moon— the moon landing people saw an alien spaceship or any other theories you chose to believe. In the spaceship on the moon in DOTM there is a pillar called the control pillar. Out of the hundreds of regular pillars, the control pillar was the key, and it was where? On the moon! The aim of these pillars was to create a wormhole to bring cybertron across the galaxy and replace earth, so pretty much the moon is ever powerful of something.. (i didnt think of this part)
The same way the worshippers of sol believe it is a Diety, the lunae (hoodsickle made up religion) believe the opposite, the moon gives power to the world. Certain flowers, when hit by the moonlight produce certain smells that they wouldnt in the sunlight. You've been thinking about it wrong the whole time.
Now this religion isn't going to be a cuck religion where there is an almighty God and a terrible afterlife if you don't follow, its more of an extension to no belief.

Now the lore.
Year 270 bc, the start of Amaterasu.
The Japanese followers of sol began to spread across the world, banding with the ra and hindu, they all formed an alliance with their similarities in belief, sharing their knowledge and growing ever powerful.
The plan was to set the world ablaze, to eventually turn the solar system into 9 suns. Worshippers of sol believed that following the order or ra (the God of sun) they would be free from the ever scorching flames of the new birthed suns. The lunae had spies in the worshippers of sol, some very high ranking.
Annualy, on the summer solstice, all of the powerful and high ranking worshippers or ra would meet in the holy sun temple, Egypt. During the day they parade around, chanting, praying. During the night they would all bask themselves in under the depiction if solace in the temple of ra.
During the event, the 13 apostles, ra, and the head nobleman would plan out their sceme. On the next summer solstice, 3 teams from Japan's Amaterasu, 6 teams from indias hindu and 1 team in Egypt, with ra. They had made what we call today, magnifying glasses, they realised they can reflect the rays of the sun and concentrate them to light things ablaze, they were planning to created enormous magnifying glasses, or what the called solace reflectors— and position them in dense lush areas of the countries. While the more minor worshippers of sol would create fire and engulf villages and fields in flame.

2 of the apostles and 4 of the nobleman being lunaes, they reported to the head of the lunae- hoodcrescent (get it cus sickles and cresent are similar shapes?)
The lunae put together a plan, the night before the final summer solstice, they would move in, groups designated to their separate countries. It was a perfect time to destroy the solace reflectors, the lunae being at full power, bathed in the moonlight and the sol, powerless, no generator for their strength, stood no chance. The lunae split into 10 teams 1 for each solace reflector, the Egyptian squadron accompanied by hoodcrescent to assassinate ra.
With the plan ready they had to prepare, spending the next year analysing every entrance and exit, every strategy and technique to be sure of victory.
Year 271 bc - the battle of sun and moon
The Night had finally come, all the preparation leads to this. All 10 teams move in, destroying the solace reflectors.
While the Egyptian team is busy with the reflector, hoodcrescent infiltrates the temple, his moonlight scythe in hand, slicing the guards like cheese, as he arrives at the throneroom of ra. His golden cobra Uraeus does not hesitate to rush forward, his fire breath engulfing the entire room. But Uraeus made a fatal mistake, the flames are much weaker, no direct contact to the sun means no power, therefore weak flames, hoodcrescent easily dashes through, rapidly spinning his scythe and slices the cobra into bite size pieces. Ra seeminlgy unfazed by the death of his cobra, summons his second, and final weapon— the eye of ra, he detaches his eye and sends it forth, summoning the lioness godess sekhmet. Sekhmet is a mythical creature, said to have nearly wiped all of humanity before being tricked into stopping. She was no joke, breat like a sandstorm, touch like magma, solaces ultimate weapon. There stands 2 ways to defeat sekhmet, her only weakness is blood, if hoodcrescent somehow made her drink blood with a sleeping affect, she would transform into a gentle godess, hathor. Or hoodcrescent could kill her, the latter is the only option in this situation.
Sekhmet opens, without waiting a second, summoning the eyes wrath, an enormous beam of fire that leaves a lingering plauge effect. There is no option but to avoid it, hoodcrescent must finish the fight quickly, sekhmet has a trait where the longer the fight goes on the stronger she gets. He swings his scythe back, the moonlight shining onto the blade, with a swift slash, he slices sekhmets legs off, before she can recover, a plummeting strike finishes her off. Ra, fully defenceless, gives up, sitting on his throne before a moonlight beam cuts him and his temple in two.
With ra defeated, they have no hope or protection for their mission. They are defeated.

Uhhhhhh yeah..... dont quote me on anything I just wrote random shit. If you actually read that im so sorry🤣
 

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My brain is too fried sadly I have to Dnr just be agnostic ❤️ ( or Sufi)
 

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I do not expect you to read this is just wanted to ramble

Ever since I can remeber, I've been enraged by all of these religions. Ive taken time researching a few of them and all of them are absolutely stupid.
I heard this quote the other day, and it goes like this:
"if I did not know about God or sin, would I go to hell?" "No, not if you didnt know" "then why did you tell me?"

If the gospel is good news, why does never hearing about it give you a better chance in the afterlife?
To my knowledge, all religions are like this. 'Worship my one and only true God or you will be sent to a *insert bad place in the afterlife*' isn't it funny how all religions have their same concepts? Just small tweaks. Its so clearly propaganda made up by schizophrenic cretins who wanted recognition thousands of years ago and now the whole world is built around it. Your holidays, days of the week, so called "years" even the number of "years" is determined by the death of some made up historical figure. Obviously its different in every religion, muslim countries for example would follow the hijri. It just baffles me how these demi-human cattle cant form a single original thought in their smooth brains and mindlessly ensue a fairy tale. As someone who is not religious (clearly) i cant comprehend how these "holy apostles" actually belive this shit— parting the sea, rebirth, travelling places on a winged creature, beasts created from 'ashless fire' HOW THE ACTUAL FUCK DOES ANYONE BELIEVE THIS? NOT A TRACE, NOT A SINGLE PIECE OF EVIDENCE RELATING TO ANYTHING BELIEVED BY THESE FAITHFUL RETARDS.
Not even counting the fact that science disproves absolutely any take they can bring up. People are being raised in a game- a child is in a room and there is 10 doors in front of them. An unknown being tells the child "before you, stands 10 doors, if you choose the correct one, you will live bountifully for eternity, pick the wrong one and you get punished, torture, universally worse than you could possibly envisage."
Wether this child's parents or surroundings force the decision or if it is theirs— they believe they are 100% right, everyone else is wrong and delusional. The entire belief of any religion is heavily flawed.

Anyway enough pointing out the obvious, now my own schizo religion that I thought of in 5 minutes. (Complete joke, DO NOT take it seriously, contains lore, I should write a book)

In essence, my made up religion is the versa of: Hinduism (Surya), Ancient Egyptian religion (Ra), and Japanese Shinto (Amaterasu) who are all worshippers of sol (the sun) they pretty much believe the sun as a deity and life giving force. (Kinda right ngl)
So. We all remeber the third transformers movie right (the best one argue with the wall) Transformers: dark of the moon.
As the title says, the movie is based on the dark side of the moon, young hoodsickle always thought how amazing the moon was and how there has got to be something there. Stay with me now. That movie directly links to conspiracy theories regarding the dark of the moon— the moon landing people saw an alien spaceship or any other theories you chose to believe. In the spaceship on the moon in DOTM there is a pillar called the control pillar. Out of the hundreds of regular pillars, the control pillar was the key, and it was where? On the moon! The aim of these pillars was to create a wormhole to bring cybertron across the galaxy and replace earth, so pretty much the moon is ever powerful of something.. (i didnt think of this part)
The same way the worshippers of sol believe it is a Diety, the lunae (hoodsickle made up religion) believe the opposite, the moon gives power to the world. Certain flowers, when hit by the moonlight produce certain smells that they wouldnt in the sunlight. You've been thinking about it wrong the whole time.
Now this religion isn't going to be a cuck religion where there is an almighty God and a terrible afterlife if you don't follow, its more of an extension to no belief.

Now the lore.
Year 270 bc, the start of Amaterasu.
The Japanese followers of sol began to spread across the world, banding with the ra and hindu, they all formed an alliance with their similarities in belief, sharing their knowledge and growing ever powerful.
The plan was to set the world ablaze, to eventually turn the solar system into 9 suns. Worshippers of sol believed that following the order or ra (the God of sun) they would be free from the ever scorching flames of the new birthed suns. The lunae had spies in the worshippers of sol, some very high ranking.
Annualy, on the summer solstice, all of the powerful and high ranking worshippers or ra would meet in the holy sun temple, Egypt. During the day they parade around, chanting, praying. During the night they would all bask themselves in under the depiction if solace in the temple of ra.
During the event, the 13 apostles, ra, and the head nobleman would plan out their sceme. On the next summer solstice, 3 teams from Japan's Amaterasu, 6 teams from indias hindu and 1 team in Egypt, with ra. They had made what we call today, magnifying glasses, they realised they can reflect the rays of the sun and concentrate them to light things ablaze, they were planning to created enormous magnifying glasses, or what the called solace reflectors— and position them in dense lush areas of the countries. While the more minor worshippers of sol would create fire and engulf villages and fields in flame.

2 of the apostles and 4 of the nobleman being lunaes, they reported to the head of the lunae- hoodcrescent (get it cus sickles and cresent are similar shapes?)
The lunae put together a plan, the night before the final summer solstice, they would move in, groups designated to their separate countries. It was a perfect time to destroy the solace reflectors, the lunae being at full power, bathed in the moonlight and the sol, powerless, no generator for their strength, stood no chance. The lunae split into 10 teams 1 for each solace reflector, the Egyptian squadron accompanied by hoodcrescent to assassinate ra.
With the plan ready they had to prepare, spending the next year analysing every entrance and exit, every strategy and technique to be sure of victory.
Year 271 bc - the battle of sun and moon
The Night had finally come, all the preparation leads to this. All 10 teams move in, destroying the solace reflectors.
While the Egyptian team is busy with the reflector, hoodcrescent infiltrates the temple, his moonlight scythe in hand, slicing the guards like cheese, as he arrives at the throneroom of ra. His golden cobra Uraeus does not hesitate to rush forward, his fire breath engulfing the entire room. But Uraeus made a fatal mistake, the flames are much weaker, no direct contact to the sun means no power, therefore weak flames, hoodcrescent easily dashes through, rapidly spinning his scythe and slices the cobra into bite size pieces. Ra seeminlgy unfazed by the death of his cobra, summons his second, and final weapon— the eye of ra, he detaches his eye and sends it forth, summoning the lioness godess sekhmet. Sekhmet is a mythical creature, said to have nearly wiped all of humanity before being tricked into stopping. She was no joke, breat like a sandstorm, touch like magma, solaces ultimate weapon. There stands 2 ways to defeat sekhmet, her only weakness is blood, if hoodcrescent somehow made her drink blood with a sleeping affect, she would transform into a gentle godess, hathor. Or hoodcrescent could kill her, the latter is the only option in this situation.
Sekhmet opens, without waiting a second, summoning the eyes wrath, an enormous beam of fire that leaves a lingering plauge effect. There is no option but to avoid it, hoodcrescent must finish the fight quickly, sekhmet has a trait where the longer the fight goes on the stronger she gets. He swings his scythe back, the moonlight shining onto the blade, with a swift slash, he slices sekhmets legs off, before she can recover, a plummeting strike finishes her off. Ra, fully defenceless, gives up, sitting on his throne before a moonlight beam cuts him and his temple in two.
With ra defeated, they have no hope or protection for their mission. They are defeated.

Uhhhhhh yeah..... dont quote me on anything I just wrote random shit. If you actually read that im so sorry🤣
dnr but religions are cope
 

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I do not expect you to read this is just wanted to ramble

Ever since I can remeber, I've been enraged by all of these religions. Ive taken time researching a few of them and all of them are absolutely stupid.
I heard this quote the other day, and it goes like this:
"if I did not know about God or sin, would I go to hell?" "No, not if you didnt know" "then why did you tell me?"

If the gospel is good news, why does never hearing about it give you a better chance in the afterlife?
To my knowledge, all religions are like this. 'Worship my one and only true God or you will be sent to a *insert bad place in the afterlife*' isn't it funny how all religions have their same concepts? Just small tweaks. Its so clearly propaganda made up by schizophrenic cretins who wanted recognition thousands of years ago and now the whole world is built around it. Your holidays, days of the week, so called "years" even the number of "years" is determined by the death of some made up historical figure. Obviously its different in every religion, muslim countries for example would follow the hijri. It just baffles me how these demi-human cattle cant form a single original thought in their smooth brains and mindlessly ensue a fairy tale. As someone who is not religious (clearly) i cant comprehend how these "holy apostles" actually belive this shit— parting the sea, rebirth, travelling places on a winged creature, beasts created from 'ashless fire' HOW THE ACTUAL FUCK DOES ANYONE BELIEVE THIS? NOT A TRACE, NOT A SINGLE PIECE OF EVIDENCE RELATING TO ANYTHING BELIEVED BY THESE FAITHFUL RETARDS.
Not even counting the fact that science disproves absolutely any take they can bring up. People are being raised in a game- a child is in a room and there is 10 doors in front of them. An unknown being tells the child "before you, stands 10 doors, if you choose the correct one, you will live bountifully for eternity, pick the wrong one and you get punished, torture, universally worse than you could possibly envisage."
Wether this child's parents or surroundings force the decision or if it is theirs— they believe they are 100% right, everyone else is wrong and delusional. The entire belief of any religion is heavily flawed.

Anyway enough pointing out the obvious, now my own schizo religion that I thought of in 5 minutes. (Complete joke, DO NOT take it seriously, contains lore, I should write a book)

In essence, my made up religion is the versa of: Hinduism (Surya), Ancient Egyptian religion (Ra), and Japanese Shinto (Amaterasu) who are all worshippers of sol (the sun) they pretty much believe the sun as a deity and life giving force. (Kinda right ngl)
So. We all remeber the third transformers movie right (the best one argue with the wall) Transformers: dark of the moon.
As the title says, the movie is based on the dark side of the moon, young hoodsickle always thought how amazing the moon was and how there has got to be something there. Stay with me now. That movie directly links to conspiracy theories regarding the dark of the moon— the moon landing people saw an alien spaceship or any other theories you chose to believe. In the spaceship on the moon in DOTM there is a pillar called the control pillar. Out of the hundreds of regular pillars, the control pillar was the key, and it was where? On the moon! The aim of these pillars was to create a wormhole to bring cybertron across the galaxy and replace earth, so pretty much the moon is ever powerful of something.. (i didnt think of this part)
The same way the worshippers of sol believe it is a Diety, the lunae (hoodsickle made up religion) believe the opposite, the moon gives power to the world. Certain flowers, when hit by the moonlight produce certain smells that they wouldnt in the sunlight. You've been thinking about it wrong the whole time.
Now this religion isn't going to be a cuck religion where there is an almighty God and a terrible afterlife if you don't follow, its more of an extension to no belief.

Now the lore.
Year 270 bc, the start of Amaterasu.
The Japanese followers of sol began to spread across the world, banding with the ra and hindu, they all formed an alliance with their similarities in belief, sharing their knowledge and growing ever powerful.
The plan was to set the world ablaze, to eventually turn the solar system into 9 suns. Worshippers of sol believed that following the order or ra (the God of sun) they would be free from the ever scorching flames of the new birthed suns. The lunae had spies in the worshippers of sol, some very high ranking.
Annualy, on the summer solstice, all of the powerful and high ranking worshippers or ra would meet in the holy sun temple, Egypt. During the day they parade around, chanting, praying. During the night they would all bask themselves in under the depiction if solace in the temple of ra.
During the event, the 13 apostles, ra, and the head nobleman would plan out their sceme. On the next summer solstice, 3 teams from Japan's Amaterasu, 6 teams from indias hindu and 1 team in Egypt, with ra. They had made what we call today, magnifying glasses, they realised they can reflect the rays of the sun and concentrate them to light things ablaze, they were planning to created enormous magnifying glasses, or what the called solace reflectors— and position them in dense lush areas of the countries. While the more minor worshippers of sol would create fire and engulf villages and fields in flame.

2 of the apostles and 4 of the nobleman being lunaes, they reported to the head of the lunae- hoodcrescent (get it cus sickles and cresent are similar shapes?)
The lunae put together a plan, the night before the final summer solstice, they would move in, groups designated to their separate countries. It was a perfect time to destroy the solace reflectors, the lunae being at full power, bathed in the moonlight and the sol, powerless, no generator for their strength, stood no chance. The lunae split into 10 teams 1 for each solace reflector, the Egyptian squadron accompanied by hoodcrescent to assassinate ra.
With the plan ready they had to prepare, spending the next year analysing every entrance and exit, every strategy and technique to be sure of victory.
Year 271 bc - the battle of sun and moon
The Night had finally come, all the preparation leads to this. All 10 teams move in, destroying the solace reflectors.
While the Egyptian team is busy with the reflector, hoodcrescent infiltrates the temple, his moonlight scythe in hand, slicing the guards like cheese, as he arrives at the throneroom of ra. His golden cobra Uraeus does not hesitate to rush forward, his fire breath engulfing the entire room. But Uraeus made a fatal mistake, the flames are much weaker, no direct contact to the sun means no power, therefore weak flames, hoodcrescent easily dashes through, rapidly spinning his scythe and slices the cobra into bite size pieces. Ra seeminlgy unfazed by the death of his cobra, summons his second, and final weapon— the eye of ra, he detaches his eye and sends it forth, summoning the lioness godess sekhmet. Sekhmet is a mythical creature, said to have nearly wiped all of humanity before being tricked into stopping. She was no joke, breat like a sandstorm, touch like magma, solaces ultimate weapon. There stands 2 ways to defeat sekhmet, her only weakness is blood, if hoodcrescent somehow made her drink blood with a sleeping affect, she would transform into a gentle godess, hathor. Or hoodcrescent could kill her, the latter is the only option in this situation.
Sekhmet opens, without waiting a second, summoning the eyes wrath, an enormous beam of fire that leaves a lingering plauge effect. There is no option but to avoid it, hoodcrescent must finish the fight quickly, sekhmet has a trait where the longer the fight goes on the stronger she gets. He swings his scythe back, the moonlight shining onto the blade, with a swift slash, he slices sekhmets legs off, before she can recover, a plummeting strike finishes her off. Ra, fully defenceless, gives up, sitting on his throne before a moonlight beam cuts him and his temple in two.
With ra defeated, they have no hope or protection for their mission. They are defeated.

Uhhhhhh yeah..... dont quote me on anything I just wrote random shit. If you actually read that im so sorry🤣
I would normally read this because it’s made by my beloved hoodsickle but I genuinely think my eyes would fall off😭
 

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I hope nobody reads this bs
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I do not expect you to read this is just wanted to ramble

Ever since I can remeber, I've been enraged by all of these religions. Ive taken time researching a few of them and all of them are absolutely stupid.
I heard this quote the other day, and it goes like this:
"if I did not know about God or sin, would I go to hell?" "No, not if you didnt know" "then why did you tell me?"

If the gospel is good news, why does never hearing about it give you a better chance in the afterlife?
To my knowledge, all religions are like this. 'Worship my one and only true God or you will be sent to a *insert bad place in the afterlife*' isn't it funny how all religions have their same concepts? Just small tweaks. Its so clearly propaganda made up by schizophrenic cretins who wanted recognition thousands of years ago and now the whole world is built around it. Your holidays, days of the week, so called "years" even the number of "years" is determined by the death of some made up historical figure. Obviously its different in every religion, muslim countries for example would follow the hijri. It just baffles me how these demi-human cattle cant form a single original thought in their smooth brains and mindlessly ensue a fairy tale. As someone who is not religious (clearly) i cant comprehend how these "holy apostles" actually belive this shit— parting the sea, rebirth, travelling places on a winged creature, beasts created from 'ashless fire' HOW THE ACTUAL FUCK DOES ANYONE BELIEVE THIS? NOT A TRACE, NOT A SINGLE PIECE OF EVIDENCE RELATING TO ANYTHING BELIEVED BY THESE FAITHFUL RETARDS.
Not even counting the fact that science disproves absolutely any take they can bring up. People are being raised in a game- a child is in a room and there is 10 doors in front of them. An unknown being tells the child "before you, stands 10 doors, if you choose the correct one, you will live bountifully for eternity, pick the wrong one and you get punished, torture, universally worse than you could possibly envisage."
Wether this child's parents or surroundings force the decision or if it is theirs— they believe they are 100% right, everyone else is wrong and delusional. The entire belief of any religion is heavily flawed.

Anyway enough pointing out the obvious, now my own schizo religion that I thought of in 5 minutes. (Complete joke, DO NOT take it seriously, contains lore, I should write a book)

In essence, my made up religion is the versa of: Hinduism (Surya), Ancient Egyptian religion (Ra), and Japanese Shinto (Amaterasu) who are all worshippers of sol (the sun) they pretty much believe the sun as a deity and life giving force. (Kinda right ngl)
So. We all remeber the third transformers movie right (the best one argue with the wall) Transformers: dark of the moon.
As the title says, the movie is based on the dark side of the moon, young hoodsickle always thought how amazing the moon was and how there has got to be something there. Stay with me now. That movie directly links to conspiracy theories regarding the dark of the moon— the moon landing people saw an alien spaceship or any other theories you chose to believe. In the spaceship on the moon in DOTM there is a pillar called the control pillar. Out of the hundreds of regular pillars, the control pillar was the key, and it was where? On the moon! The aim of these pillars was to create a wormhole to bring cybertron across the galaxy and replace earth, so pretty much the moon is ever powerful of something.. (i didnt think of this part)
The same way the worshippers of sol believe it is a Diety, the lunae (hoodsickle made up religion) believe the opposite, the moon gives power to the world. Certain flowers, when hit by the moonlight produce certain smells that they wouldnt in the sunlight. You've been thinking about it wrong the whole time.
Now this religion isn't going to be a cuck religion where there is an almighty God and a terrible afterlife if you don't follow, its more of an extension to no belief.

Now the lore.
Year 270 bc, the start of Amaterasu.
The Japanese followers of sol began to spread across the world, banding with the ra and hindu, they all formed an alliance with their similarities in belief, sharing their knowledge and growing ever powerful.
The plan was to set the world ablaze, to eventually turn the solar system into 9 suns. Worshippers of sol believed that following the order or ra (the God of sun) they would be free from the ever scorching flames of the new birthed suns. The lunae had spies in the worshippers of sol, some very high ranking.
Annualy, on the summer solstice, all of the powerful and high ranking worshippers or ra would meet in the holy sun temple, Egypt. During the day they parade around, chanting, praying. During the night they would all bask themselves in under the depiction if solace in the temple of ra.
During the event, the 13 apostles, ra, and the head nobleman would plan out their sceme. On the next summer solstice, 3 teams from Japan's Amaterasu, 6 teams from indias hindu and 1 team in Egypt, with ra. They had made what we call today, magnifying glasses, they realised they can reflect the rays of the sun and concentrate them to light things ablaze, they were planning to created enormous magnifying glasses, or what the called solace reflectors— and position them in dense lush areas of the countries. While the more minor worshippers of sol would create fire and engulf villages and fields in flame.

2 of the apostles and 4 of the nobleman being lunaes, they reported to the head of the lunae- hoodcrescent (get it cus sickles and cresent are similar shapes?)
The lunae put together a plan, the night before the final summer solstice, they would move in, groups designated to their separate countries. It was a perfect time to destroy the solace reflectors, the lunae being at full power, bathed in the moonlight and the sol, powerless, no generator for their strength, stood no chance. The lunae split into 10 teams 1 for each solace reflector, the Egyptian squadron accompanied by hoodcrescent to assassinate ra.
With the plan ready they had to prepare, spending the next year analysing every entrance and exit, every strategy and technique to be sure of victory.
Year 271 bc - the battle of sun and moon
The Night had finally come, all the preparation leads to this. All 10 teams move in, destroying the solace reflectors.
While the Egyptian team is busy with the reflector, hoodcrescent infiltrates the temple, his moonlight scythe in hand, slicing the guards like cheese, as he arrives at the throneroom of ra. His golden cobra Uraeus does not hesitate to rush forward, his fire breath engulfing the entire room. But Uraeus made a fatal mistake, the flames are much weaker, no direct contact to the sun means no power, therefore weak flames, hoodcrescent easily dashes through, rapidly spinning his scythe and slices the cobra into bite size pieces. Ra seeminlgy unfazed by the death of his cobra, summons his second, and final weapon— the eye of ra, he detaches his eye and sends it forth, summoning the lioness godess sekhmet. Sekhmet is a mythical creature, said to have nearly wiped all of humanity before being tricked into stopping. She was no joke, breat like a sandstorm, touch like magma, solaces ultimate weapon. There stands 2 ways to defeat sekhmet, her only weakness is blood, if hoodcrescent somehow made her drink blood with a sleeping affect, she would transform into a gentle godess, hathor. Or hoodcrescent could kill her, the latter is the only option in this situation.
Sekhmet opens, without waiting a second, summoning the eyes wrath, an enormous beam of fire that leaves a lingering plauge effect. There is no option but to avoid it, hoodcrescent must finish the fight quickly, sekhmet has a trait where the longer the fight goes on the stronger she gets. He swings his scythe back, the moonlight shining onto the blade, with a swift slash, he slices sekhmets legs off, before she can recover, a plummeting strike finishes her off. Ra, fully defenceless, gives up, sitting on his throne before a moonlight beam cuts him and his temple in two.
With ra defeated, they have no hope or protection for their mission. They are defeated.

Uhhhhhh yeah..... dont quote me on anything I just wrote random shit. If you actually read that im so sorry🤣
I actually read it. It’s more of a comic book than a religious book. More interesting though and unique than some religions who glaze people for being too powerful and instantly doing stuff. Instead the characters have to develop into something in order to get their powers or I got the message wrong
 

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I actually read it. It’s more of a comic book than a religious book. More interesting though and unique than some religions who glaze people for being too powerful and instantly doing stuff. Instead the characters have to develop into something in order to get their powers or I got the message wrong
Who tf is hoodcresent and why he important
 

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I actually read it. It’s more of a comic book than a religious book. More interesting though and unique than some religions who glaze people for being too powerful and instantly doing stuff. Instead the characters have to develop into something in order to get their powers or I got the message wrong
No.... its a joke....
 

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I read most of this, religion is bullshit (water)

Also were you like fried when making this?
 

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I do not expect you to read this is just wanted to ramble

Ever since I can remeber, I've been enraged by all of these religions. Ive taken time researching a few of them and all of them are absolutely stupid.
I heard this quote the other day, and it goes like this:
"if I did not know about God or sin, would I go to hell?" "No, not if you didnt know" "then why did you tell me?"

If the gospel is good news, why does never hearing about it give you a better chance in the afterlife?
To my knowledge, all religions are like this. 'Worship my one and only true God or you will be sent to a *insert bad place in the afterlife*' isn't it funny how all religions have their same concepts? Just small tweaks. Its so clearly propaganda made up by schizophrenic cretins who wanted recognition thousands of years ago and now the whole world is built around it. Your holidays, days of the week, so called "years" even the number of "years" is determined by the death of some made up historical figure. Obviously its different in every religion, muslim countries for example would follow the hijri. It just baffles me how these demi-human cattle cant form a single original thought in their smooth brains and mindlessly ensue a fairy tale. As someone who is not religious (clearly) i cant comprehend how these "holy apostles" actually belive this shit— parting the sea, rebirth, travelling places on a winged creature, beasts created from 'ashless fire' HOW THE ACTUAL FUCK DOES ANYONE BELIEVE THIS? NOT A TRACE, NOT A SINGLE PIECE OF EVIDENCE RELATING TO ANYTHING BELIEVED BY THESE FAITHFUL RETARDS.
Not even counting the fact that science disproves absolutely any take they can bring up. People are being raised in a game- a child is in a room and there is 10 doors in front of them. An unknown being tells the child "before you, stands 10 doors, if you choose the correct one, you will live bountifully for eternity, pick the wrong one and you get punished, torture, universally worse than you could possibly envisage."
Wether this child's parents or surroundings force the decision or if it is theirs— they believe they are 100% right, everyone else is wrong and delusional. The entire belief of any religion is heavily flawed.
well put.
 

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i guess bro

i’m in class and they’re doing a kahoot

i had time to read, just not reading the hoodsickle religion part
 

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i guess bro

i’m in class and they’re doing a kahoot

i had time to read, just not reading the hoodsickle religion part
I got to the lore part and I was like hmmm:banderas:
 

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i guess bro

i’m in class and they’re doing a kahoot

i had time to read, just not reading the hoodsickle religion part
B-but thats when it gets goooooddddd:BLUBBERS::BLUBBERS:
 

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If we all weren't insecure of ourselves and didn't join this forum we all never woulda met
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How do you go about raping a butterfly, please explain
You blast HGH in it so it’s big enough. Or just start harassing it by gooning on it
 

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You blast HGH in it so it’s big enough. Or just start harassing it by gooning on it
"Human" growth hormone
"butterfly"
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I do not expect you to read this is just wanted to ramble

Ever since I can remeber, I've been enraged by all of these religions. Ive taken time researching a few of them and all of them are absolutely stupid.
I heard this quote the other day, and it goes like this:
"if I did not know about God or sin, would I go to hell?" "No, not if you didnt know" "then why did you tell me?"

If the gospel is good news, why does never hearing about it give you a better chance in the afterlife?
To my knowledge, all religions are like this. 'Worship my one and only true God or you will be sent to a *insert bad place in the afterlife*' isn't it funny how all religions have their same concepts? Just small tweaks. Its so clearly propaganda made up by schizophrenic cretins who wanted recognition thousands of years ago and now the whole world is built around it. Your holidays, days of the week, so called "years" even the number of "years" is determined by the death of some made up historical figure. Obviously its different in every religion, muslim countries for example would follow the hijri. It just baffles me how these demi-human cattle cant form a single original thought in their smooth brains and mindlessly ensue a fairy tale. As someone who is not religious (clearly) i cant comprehend how these "holy apostles" actually belive this shit— parting the sea, rebirth, travelling places on a winged creature, beasts created from 'ashless fire' HOW THE ACTUAL FUCK DOES ANYONE BELIEVE THIS? NOT A TRACE, NOT A SINGLE PIECE OF EVIDENCE RELATING TO ANYTHING BELIEVED BY THESE FAITHFUL RETARDS.
Not even counting the fact that science disproves absolutely any take they can bring up. People are being raised in a game- a child is in a room and there is 10 doors in front of them. An unknown being tells the child "before you, stands 10 doors, if you choose the correct one, you will live bountifully for eternity, pick the wrong one and you get punished, torture, universally worse than you could possibly envisage."
Wether this child's parents or surroundings force the decision or if it is theirs— they believe they are 100% right, everyone else is wrong and delusional. The entire belief of any religion is heavily flawed.

Anyway enough pointing out the obvious, now my own schizo religion that I thought of in 5 minutes. (Complete joke, DO NOT take it seriously, contains lore, I should write a book)

In essence, my made up religion is the versa of: Hinduism (Surya), Ancient Egyptian religion (Ra), and Japanese Shinto (Amaterasu) who are all worshippers of sol (the sun) they pretty much believe the sun as a deity and life giving force. (Kinda right ngl)
So. We all remeber the third transformers movie right (the best one argue with the wall) Transformers: dark of the moon.
As the title says, the movie is based on the dark side of the moon, young hoodsickle always thought how amazing the moon was and how there has got to be something there. Stay with me now. That movie directly links to conspiracy theories regarding the dark of the moon— the moon landing people saw an alien spaceship or any other theories you chose to believe. In the spaceship on the moon in DOTM there is a pillar called the control pillar. Out of the hundreds of regular pillars, the control pillar was the key, and it was where? On the moon! The aim of these pillars was to create a wormhole to bring cybertron across the galaxy and replace earth, so pretty much the moon is ever powerful of something.. (i didnt think of this part)
The same way the worshippers of sol believe it is a Diety, the lunae (hoodsickle made up religion) believe the opposite, the moon gives power to the world. Certain flowers, when hit by the moonlight produce certain smells that they wouldnt in the sunlight. You've been thinking about it wrong the whole time.
Now this religion isn't going to be a cuck religion where there is an almighty God and a terrible afterlife if you don't follow, its more of an extension to no belief.

Now the lore.
Year 270 bc, the start of Amaterasu.
The Japanese followers of sol began to spread across the world, banding with the ra and hindu, they all formed an alliance with their similarities in belief, sharing their knowledge and growing ever powerful.
The plan was to set the world ablaze, to eventually turn the solar system into 9 suns. Worshippers of sol believed that following the order or ra (the God of sun) they would be free from the ever scorching flames of the new birthed suns. The lunae had spies in the worshippers of sol, some very high ranking.
Annualy, on the summer solstice, all of the powerful and high ranking worshippers or ra would meet in the holy sun temple, Egypt. During the day they parade around, chanting, praying. During the night they would all bask themselves in under the depiction if solace in the temple of ra.
During the event, the 13 apostles, ra, and the head nobleman would plan out their sceme. On the next summer solstice, 3 teams from Japan's Amaterasu, 6 teams from indias hindu and 1 team in Egypt, with ra. They had made what we call today, magnifying glasses, they realised they can reflect the rays of the sun and concentrate them to light things ablaze, they were planning to created enormous magnifying glasses, or what the called solace reflectors— and position them in dense lush areas of the countries. While the more minor worshippers of sol would create fire and engulf villages and fields in flame.

2 of the apostles and 4 of the nobleman being lunaes, they reported to the head of the lunae- hoodcrescent (get it cus sickles and cresent are similar shapes?)
The lunae put together a plan, the night before the final summer solstice, they would move in, groups designated to their separate countries. It was a perfect time to destroy the solace reflectors, the lunae being at full power, bathed in the moonlight and the sol, powerless, no generator for their strength, stood no chance. The lunae split into 10 teams 1 for each solace reflector, the Egyptian squadron accompanied by hoodcrescent to assassinate ra.
With the plan ready they had to prepare, spending the next year analysing every entrance and exit, every strategy and technique to be sure of victory.
Year 271 bc - the battle of sun and moon
The Night had finally come, all the preparation leads to this. All 10 teams move in, destroying the solace reflectors.
While the Egyptian team is busy with the reflector, hoodcrescent infiltrates the temple, his moonlight scythe in hand, slicing the guards like cheese, as he arrives at the throneroom of ra. His golden cobra Uraeus does not hesitate to rush forward, his fire breath engulfing the entire room. But Uraeus made a fatal mistake, the flames are much weaker, no direct contact to the sun means no power, therefore weak flames, hoodcrescent easily dashes through, rapidly spinning his scythe and slices the cobra into bite size pieces. Ra seeminlgy unfazed by the death of his cobra, summons his second, and final weapon— the eye of ra, he detaches his eye and sends it forth, summoning the lioness godess sekhmet. Sekhmet is a mythical creature, said to have nearly wiped all of humanity before being tricked into stopping. She was no joke, breat like a sandstorm, touch like magma, solaces ultimate weapon. There stands 2 ways to defeat sekhmet, her only weakness is blood, if hoodcrescent somehow made her drink blood with a sleeping affect, she would transform into a gentle godess, hathor. Or hoodcrescent could kill her, the latter is the only option in this situation.
Sekhmet opens, without waiting a second, summoning the eyes wrath, an enormous beam of fire that leaves a lingering plauge effect. There is no option but to avoid it, hoodcrescent must finish the fight quickly, sekhmet has a trait where the longer the fight goes on the stronger she gets. He swings his scythe back, the moonlight shining onto the blade, with a swift slash, he slices sekhmets legs off, before she can recover, a plummeting strike finishes her off. Ra, fully defenceless, gives up, sitting on his throne before a moonlight beam cuts him and his temple in two.
With ra defeated, they have no hope or protection for their mission. They are defeated.

Uhhhhhh yeah..... dont quote me on anything I just wrote random shit. If you actually read that im so sorry🤣
Look man, I used to believe a lot, now is just my coping mechanism, there are things that science can’t explain which makes me believe in God. But ofc there are also things that prove atheism. I just like to cope and feel better😿
 

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