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[Sploinkus_]

woke up this morning and saw this in my fridge. my family is genuinely trying to turn me into a fucking cuck. They forced me to go vegan at like 9, thankfully that didn't last more than 2 years but they haven't bought actual milk since only that shitty almond water. Parents yelled at me last month for buying actual milk for myself and now they're bringing this into the house.

I genuinely get nauseous thinking about what I could've been if they had never watched that shitty food documentary and continued feeding me quality food. I thank Gandy everyday for my latent Keltic genes and sports.

 

[FemboyLover]

Is your grandfather Netanyahu?

 

[rottedvomit]

what a fate

 

[Sploinkus_]

Is your grandfather Netanyahu?

no.

 

[nineteen]

woke up this morning and saw this in my fridge. my family is genuinely trying to turn me into a fucking cuck. They forced me to go vegan at like 9, thankfully that didn't last more than 2 years but they haven't bought actual milk since only that shitty almond water. Parents yelled at me last month for buying actual milk for myself and now they're bringing this into the house.

I genuinely get nauseous thinking about what I could've been if they had never watched that shitty food documentary and continued feeding me quality food. I thank Gandy everyday for my latent Keltic genes and sports.
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no one will save you. make your life better from here.

 

[Sploinkus_]

no one will save you. make your life better from here.

I'm so grateful to be going away to college at 16, hopefully it's not too late and I can start using exogenous hormones.

 

[ShortRamus]

I'm so grateful to be going away to college at 16, hopefully it's not too late and I can start using exogenous hormones.

fuck how re you going to college at such a young age

 

[FatRetard]

Cringe

 

[4pfl]

woke up this morning and saw this in my fridge. my family is genuinely trying to turn me into a fucking cuck. They forced me to go vegan at like 9, thankfully that didn't last more than 2 years but they haven't bought actual milk since only that shitty almond water. Parents yelled at me last month for buying actual milk for myself and now they're bringing this into the house.

I genuinely get nauseous thinking about what I could've been if they had never watched that shitty food documentary and continued feeding me quality food. I thank Gandy everyday for my latent Keltic genes and sports.
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holy shit bro your parents are so retarded

 

[hoodsickle]

woke up this morning and saw this in my fridge. my family is genuinely trying to turn me into a fucking cuck. They forced me to go vegan at like 9, thankfully that didn't last more than 2 years but they haven't bought actual milk since only that shitty almond water. Parents yelled at me last month for buying actual milk for myself and now they're bringing this into the house.

I genuinely get nauseous thinking about what I could've been if they had never watched that shitty food documentary and continued feeding me quality food. I thank Gandy everyday for my latent Keltic genes and sports.
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A friend of mine is in a vegetarian household, incredibly brainwashed human being, malnourished for 16 years wondering why they look like shif. Jfl.

 

[4pfl]

A friend of mine is in a vegetarian household, incredibly brainwashed human being, malnourished for 16 years wondering why they look like shif. Jfl.

vegetarianism is still terrible but its atleast okay as atleast they consume milk, honey, eggs etc

however parents who are vegan and impose veganism on their child/pet dog or cat deserve a fate worse than death

 

[Sploinkus_]

fuck how re you going to college at such a young age

I skipped a grade

 

[Sploinkus_]

A friend of mine is in a vegetarian household, incredibly brainwashed human being, malnourished for 16 years wondering why they look like shif. Jfl.

It's genuinely sad, I've seen multiple 25+ lifetime vegetarians/vegans try meat for the first time and no one has ever had a bad reaction. Depriving your children of food that they were built process is abuse

 

[4pfl]

I skipped a grade

what is better

skipping a grade (like you) or repeating a grade (like me)

 

[Sploinkus_]

what is better

skipping a grade (like you) or repeating a grade (like me)

Repeating so you can slay freshman and teachers. I made a whole thread actually going into it if you want a serious answer.

 

[4pfl]

Repeating so you can slay freshman and teachers. I made a whole thread actually going into it if you want a serious answer.

true i've got 1 extra year for getting more pussy + not to mention that since I'm repeating, my classmates on average will be shorter with lower dimo, will have less experience with girls etc so its easier to mog

I'll lowk also js lie about my age and say I'm 16

 

[Sploinkus_]

true i've got 1 extra year for getting more pussy + not to mention that since I'm repeating, my classmates on average will be shorter with lower dimo, will have less experience with girls etc so its easier to mog

smurfing lmao


are you repeating for academics or sports? I know a lot of athletes are "reclassing" in order to get another year of development and essentially do what you said.

 

[4pfl]

smurfing lmao


are you repeating for academics or sports? I know a lot of athletes are "reclassing" in order to get another year of development and essentially do what you said.

im repeating because all year I was busy going on dates and having sex , partying, playing basketball, and ldaring on the internet + I have severe adhd so I didnt open a book all year

and i failed really really bad so i gotta repeat the grade as they aint letting me go into senior year

 

[Sploinkus_]

im repeating because all year I was busy going on dates and having sex , partying, playing basketball, and ldaring on the internet + I have severe adhd so I didnt open a book all year

and i failed really really bad so i gotta repeat the grade as they aint letting me go into senior year

Worth it imo. as long as you graduate eventually it really doesn't matter

 

[4pfl]

Worth it imo. as long as you graduate eventually it really doesn't matter

i'll do this all over again except I gotta hop on adderall and stop ldaring so much on the internet and study enough to pass for fucks sake

 

[Sploinkus_]

i'll do this all over again except I gotta hop on adderall and stop ldaring so much on the internet and study enough to pass for fucks sake

pretend to have feelings for an underclassman and get them to do your work/pay for your Adderall