some grey is paying me 100$ to make a slide show of how he can "glow up" (1 Viewer)

[edcell:TL]

there is this really annoying kid in my class who just spams buzz words all day and thinks peptides will ascend him; He always begs me to teach him ways he can look better but I always gatekeep because he is really fucking annoying. So anyway, in class yesterday he was doing the usual and asking me what he should hop on to ascend and I said as a joke I can tell you, but it will come at a price. he took me serous and said he would be willing to pay 100$ for a consultation jfl so rn I'm making a slide show for him, I'm going to post his face in ratings so I highly recommend looking and also would appreciate if you could give me tips of what softmax I can tell him to do.

 

[spider]

Guasha slide 1, kshami debloat powder slide 2, etc.

 

[ManletRage]

there is this really annoying kid in my class who just spams buzz words all day and thinks peptides will ascend him; He always begs me to teach him ways he can look better but I always gatekeep because he is really fucking annoying. So anyway, in class yesterday he was doing the usual and asking me what he should hop on to ascend and I said as a joke I can tell you, but it will come at a price. he took me serous and said he would be willing to pay 100$ for a consultation jfl so rn I'm making a slide show for him, I'm going to post his face in ratings so I highly recommend looking and also would appreciate if you could give me tips of what softmax I can tell him to do.

Teach him the words of oscar patel and stickley method

 

[Sad]

Make the most low effort shit possible, and tell him some bullshit like "bonesmash and chin tucks" or tell him to waste his money on GH (after he gives it to you, of course).


Also, we are in this together right? 50/50?

 

[the wizard]

tell him abt maasai jumps and raw pork

 

[ManletRage]

tell him abt maasai jumps and raw pork

Make him pin 1000UIs of ghkcu for bonemass

 

[the wizard]

Make him pin 1000UIs of ghkcu for bonemass

the gh stands for growth hormone btw

 

[ManletRage]

the gh stands for growth hormone btw

And BAC water (bone acceleration compound)

 

[spider]

And BAC water (bone acceleration compound)

Can't forget about BBC157

 

[the wizard]

And BAC water (bone acceleration compound)

don’t tell them abt the secret secret bonesmashing heels method

 

[ManletRage]

don’t tell them abt the secret secret bonesmashing heels method

Holy shit I actually used to do this man
Fuck whoever told me to do this in 2023

 

[the wizard]

Holy shit I actually used to do this man
Fuck whoever told me to do this in 2023

do niggerfine

 

[RecessedCAZAID]

'm going to post his face in ratings so I highly recommend looking and also would appreciate if you could give me tips of what softmax I can tell him to do.

Niggas will make up anything to avoid saying its themself in the rating pic

 

[Zaynlite]

there is this really annoying kid in my class who just spams buzz words all day and thinks peptides will ascend him; He always begs me to teach him ways he can look better but I always gatekeep because he is really fucking annoying. So anyway, in class yesterday he was doing the usual and asking me what he should hop on to ascend and I said as a joke I can tell you, but it will come at a price. he took me serous and said he would be willing to pay 100$ for a consultation jfl so rn I'm making a slide show for him, I'm going to post his face in ratings so I highly recommend looking and also would appreciate if you could give me tips of what softmax I can tell him to do.

Dont forgoet the coconut water

 

[Fried]

there is this really annoying kid in my class who just spams buzz words all day and thinks peptides will ascend him; He always begs me to teach him ways he can look better but I always gatekeep because he is really fucking annoying. So anyway, in class yesterday he was doing the usual and asking me what he should hop on to ascend and I said as a joke I can tell you, but it will come at a price. he took me serous and said he would be willing to pay 100$ for a consultation jfl so rn I'm making a slide show for him, I'm going to post his face in ratings so I highly recommend looking and also would appreciate if you could give me tips of what softmax I can tell him to do.

Make him spend all his money on based products