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[𝐇𝐚𝐥𝐜𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐬.]

I might make Sergeant Major before i'm commissioned as an officer

Yea

 

[𝐇𝐚𝐥𝐜𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐬.]

why?

No

 

[𝐇𝐚𝐥𝐜𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐬.]

the art of Stu

Hey

 

[𝐇𝐚𝐥𝐜𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐬.]

but for now, i'll work my way up as an enlisted member

Yeah u right

 

[General Alek]

keep imagining this gentle ginger femoid is pregnant with my son

Hal.-.106h

How do you like this!?

 

[General Alek]

There was a gal named Miranda who immediately deleted her YouTube channel because of my comments on her videos

• General Alek
• Feb 4, 2024

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Saturday at 1:17 PM
Dominic Marsden
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I'm not sure why people say they want to have "kids"......what's wrong with having 1 son?

• General Alek
• May 7, 2024

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Aug 11, 2025
Dominic Marsden
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My birthday is on the 23rd of July....here's what I might get

• General Alek
• Jul 10, 2024

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Dominic Marsden
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Soft Seraphina the real life Disney Princess ignores my comments......and only mine

• General Alek
• May 28, 2024

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Dominic Marsden
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"Lord Alek, I'm giving you command of *********." "********* is a ruin"

• General Alek
• Jun 4, 2024

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Jul 20, 2025
Dominic Marsden
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Master makes an announcement on *********, that my unban was granted under death threats

• General Alek
• Jul 17, 2024

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Jul 13, 2025
Dominic Marsden
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Online is the best way to start relationships

• General Alek
• Feb 17, 2024

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Jul 10, 2025
ruff


My college economics teacher, Mark Barrow, screamed at me because I had done so little work

• General Alek
• Apr 5, 2024

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Jul 8, 2025
Dominic Marsden
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I had Billy Graham's wiki page up on my computer just as it was announced that he died......proof of God?

• General Alek
• May 11, 2024

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Jul 8, 2025
SuckyCuckyDuck


Elliot Rodger's father blocked me on instagram

• General Alek
• Jun 1, 2024

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Jul 7, 2025
duke
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This bit of anime got me in the feels

• General Alek
• Jun 14, 2024

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Jul 2, 2025
Gurcel316


Dreamed last night that Taylor Swift was grinning at me adoringly, while washing her hands with soap and water......woke up with an almighty boner

• General Alek
• Jan 3, 2024

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Jun 28, 2025
Dominic Marsden
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Could someone who also has an account on ********* carry a message to Todd Thundercock?

• General Alek
• Apr 24, 2024

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Jun 28, 2025
Dominic Marsden
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I was once obsessed with the Pillsbury Doughboy

• General Alek
• May 2, 2024

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Jun 21, 2025
Despondent


2 people can agree to meet each other without it resulting in sexual assault

• General Alek
• Feb 4, 2024

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Jun 21, 2025
Dominic Marsden
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I was abused by my mother and her brother

• General Alek
• Mar 19, 2024

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Dominic Marsden
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I once didn't shower for 3 and a half years

• General Alek
• May 26, 2024

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Jun 18, 2025
Dominic Marsden
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Had a dream about nuclear weapons going off, for a fourth time

• General Alek
• Jan 12, 2024

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Jun 14, 2025
Dominic Marsden
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Insane stoners play video games with a lion in their living room

• General Alek
• May 4, 2024

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Jun 11, 2025
Dominic Marsden
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I used to consider escorts disgusting, but then something occurred to me....

• General Alek
• May 18, 2024

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Jun 10, 2025
Dominic Marsden
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When I was 12 years old, I could've consented to sex with an adult woman, better than I could consent to it now, in my 20s

• General Alek
• Jan 2, 2024

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Jun 5, 2025
Dominic Marsden
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I get such a boner over the wife of Noah from the bible, and also over the wives of Noah's sons

• General Alek
• Apr 22, 2024

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Jun 4, 2025
IGiveUp
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I dreamed last night that I was banned on here

• General Alek
• Jul 6, 2024

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Jun 4, 2025
Deleted member 3340
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Happy Day of Retribution, from Monkeyman & Family

• General Alek
• May 23, 2024

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Jun 4, 2025
Zangano1
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I'd like a conservative woman to imprison me in her vagina

• General Alek
• May 1, 2024

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Jun 4, 2025
Dominic Marsden
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what mbti type are you?

• General Alek
• Dec 3, 2023

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Jun 2, 2025
glitch


I slapped my mother while drunk last night

• General Alek
• May 7, 2024

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May 28, 2025
Deleted member 3342
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There was a blonde haired blue eyes Minnesotan gal named Sarah, who deleted her YouTube channel just because of my comments

• General Alek
• Apr 29, 2024

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May 27, 2025
Dominic Marsden
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Virgins make non-virgins look like creepy nonces

• General Alek
• Feb 7, 2024

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May 25, 2025
Dominic Marsden
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A girl once invited me to her house on her 16th birthday....she was basically asking me to have sex with her....

• General Alek
• Feb 28, 2024

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Feb 12, 2025
jovan andrade


"The Office" is absolutely fucking awful

• General Alek
• Jun 17, 2024

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Sep 15, 2024
CountSwagula


I had 13 thousand posts on *********......and they are gone forever

• General Alek
• Jun 8, 2024

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Sep 5, 2024
Overrated


Follow Eggman Toby Reynolds on Rumble (Leading Incel Rockstar)

• General Alek
• Jan 2, 2024

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Adult Virgin
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Who the hell does Uggo Mongo think he is?

• General Alek
• Jul 17, 2024

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Copexodius Maximus


Harry Truman dropped the nuclear bomb, because he was angry at humanity that he was still a virgin til his 30s

• General Alek
• Jun 10, 2024

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Fritz
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Just got accepted into ******************

• General Alek
• Jul 15, 2024

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teeth


DarkStarDownSyndrome is complaining about ********* being dead

• General Alek
• Jul 5, 2024

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SCHWANZUSLONGUS


great ER quote: "All good things must come to an end, and ive always had trouble accepting this fact"

• General Alek
• Jan 23, 2024

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Copexodius Maximus
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I'm unbanned on *********

• General Alek
• Jul 17, 2024

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Saito
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great ER quote: "They asked me if I was a virgin. I couldn't lie about this, it was my life's struggle. I told them I was"....

• General Alek
• May 7, 2024

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General Alek


The retarded crabs legs guy from ********* can't be real....

• General Alek
• Jun 8, 2024

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Jul 17, 2024
General Alek


Are down syndromers the truest truecels?

• General Alek
• Jul 16, 2024

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Deleted member 2099
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I'm the St. Paul of the incel movement

• General Alek
• Jul 17, 2024

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General Alek


Why is Australia so underpopulated?

• General Alek
• Jul 16, 2024

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****************** just gave me a 30% warning for telling a foid that she can't be autistic

• General Alek
• Jul 16, 2024

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Jul 17, 2024


****************** told me to change my Alek profile picture

• General Alek
• Jul 16, 2024

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MelaninQueen
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Young Alek Minassian was a mogger

• General Alek
• Jul 16, 2024

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AmnestyRon
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Fulton Sheen - The 80-year-old virgin

• General Alek
• Apr 5, 2024

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General Alek


Jesus lived with his parents until he was 30

• General Alek
• May 28, 2024

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General Alek


Did ER ever call women "foids"?

• General Alek
• Jul 3, 2024

 

[General Alek]

There was a gal named Miranda who deleted her youtube channel because of one of my comments

 

[General Alek]

There was a gal named Miranda who deleted her youtube channel because of one of my comments

she said she washes her hands with just simple soap and water

I told her I would feel safe holding her hand

 

[General Alek]

There was also a blonde hair blue eyes gal from minnesota named Sarah who did the same

 

[General Alek]

There was also a blonde hair blue eyes gal from minnesota named Sarah who did the same

she said she got rid of her terrible acne with soap on a washcloth

I told her I would feel real safe being near her face

 

[General Alek]

did Lord ER ever call women 'foids'?

 

[General Alek]

why do people say they want "kids"?

why not just a son?

 

[𝐇𝐚𝐥𝐜𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐬.]

Hal.-.106h

How do you like this!?

It’s pretty good Bhai

 

[𝐇𝐚𝐥𝐜𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐬.]

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[𝐇𝐚𝐥𝐜𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐬.]

X

 

[𝐇𝐚𝐥𝐜𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐬.]

X

 

[𝐇𝐚𝐥𝐜𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐬.]

D

 

[𝐇𝐚𝐥𝐜𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐬.]

D

 

[𝐇𝐚𝐥𝐜𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐬.]

D

 

[𝐇𝐚𝐥𝐜𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐬.]

D

 

[𝐇𝐚𝐥𝐜𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐬.]

D

 

[𝐇𝐚𝐥𝐜𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐬.]

D

 

[𝐇𝐚𝐥𝐜𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐬.]

D

 

[𝐇𝐚𝐥𝐜𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐬.]

D

 

[𝐇𝐚𝐥𝐜𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐬.]

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