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Serious need a way to ship hgh to my house
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i cant go biking to post office it would be too sus i got life 360 not an option

this guy said hes down to give it to me if i ship to his house but he wants 100

and idk what to do PLEASE BRO PLEASE GIVE ME METHODS THATS ALL I NEED AND IMMMA PLACE THE ORDER:crying:
 

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idk find another guy to ship it to
 
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bro im scared they will take 500ius of hgh
yeah man idk what to do, mabey just tell ur parents you got smth from amazon and they wont check it
 
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yeah man idk what to do, mabey just tell ur parents you got smth from amazon and they wont check it
parents check packages they r paranoid asf
 

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parents check packages they r paranoid asf
bruh im sure youll be fine going to a post office for like 5 mins, if theres a way you can go around to the side of back of your house or even at the front you can hide your bag in a bush and collect it later
 
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bruh im sure youll be fine going to a post office for like 5 mins, if theres a way you can go around to the side of back of your house or even at the front you can hide your bag in a bush and collect it later
bro my parents are ALWAYS checking up on me :banderas:
 

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i cant go biking to post office it would be too sus i got life 360 not an option

this guy said hes down to give it to me if i ship to his house but he wants 100

and idk what to do PLEASE BRO PLEASE GIVE ME METHODS THATS ALL I NEED AND IMMMA PLACE THE ORDER:crying:
Yo just hangout with your hb then go pick it up and chuck it in your bag, if they ask why you were at the post office just say your friend had to grab a package or he needed his tax file number or some bullshit excuse
 
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Yo just hangout with your hb then go pick it up and chuck it in your bag, if they ask why you were at the post office just say your friend had to grab a package or he needed his tax file number or some bullshit excuse
im sure theres a way you can do it, you dont have any frineds that you acually trust?
my hbs said they would get caught bec their parents strict asf
 

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my hbs said they would get caught bec their parents strict asf
Nigga lives in a concentration camp🤣
Over for you if you cant hangout with friends
 
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Nigga lives in a concentration camp🤣
Over for you if you cant hangout with friends
not abt that they just cant ship the package to their house their parents are strict too and check packages
 

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not abt that they just cant ship the package to their house their parents are strict too and check packages
Noooo thats not what I meant.
I mean for example - after school 8 of my friends go to hangout in town, during the time we're there, we go to the post office so I can grab my hgh, if my parents ask why we were at the post office, I say that one of my friends had to ship clothes for his depop customer. Or smth like that.
 
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Noooo thats not what I meant.
I mean for example - after school 8 of my friends go to hangout in town, during the time we're there, we go to the post office so I can grab my hgh, if my parents ask why we were at the post office, I say that one of my friends had to ship clothes for his depop customer. Or smth like that.
my parents dont let me ride my bike nor let me hangout with my hbs outside of school bec of prior incidents i can tell u if u want lmao

anyway is there any super gatekept 100000000iq kira from deathnote methods to sneak packages. im talking like some shit u would never think abt even if u were in a box for 100000 years:banderas:
 

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my parents dont let me ride my bike nor let me hangout with my hbs outside of school bec of prior incidents i can tell u if u want lmao

anyway is there any super gatekept 100000000iq kira from deathnote methods to sneak packages. im talking like some shit u would never think abt even if u were in a box for 100000 years:banderas:
I dunno dude ive only been alive for 15, maybe trap me in a box for 100000 years and I'll get back to you
 

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i cant go biking to post office it would be too sus i got life 360 not an option

this guy said hes down to give it to me if i ship to his house but he wants 100

and idk what to do PLEASE BRO PLEASE GIVE ME METHODS THATS ALL I NEED AND IMMMA PLACE THE ORDER:crying:
ship it to the post office but do other things while you were out so you can just say you stopped in with a friend for something they needed
 
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ship it to the post office but do other things while you were out so you can just say you stopped in with a friend for something they needed
parents dont let me go outside nor walk or bike outside what do i do
 

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maybe get a friend to pick it up for you and then he could give it to you at school
i got somebody but he wants 100 plus he might take the hgh its 500 ius bro
 

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my parents dont let me ride my bike nor let me hangout with my hbs outside of school bec of prior incidents i can tell u if u want lmao

anyway is there any super gatekept 100000000iq kira from deathnote methods to sneak packages. im talking like some shit u would never think abt even if u were in a box for 100000 years:banderas:
thats fucked bro
 
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anyway is there any super gatekept 100000000iq kira from deathnote methods to sneak packages. im talking like some shit u would never think abt even if u were in a box for 100000 years:banderas:
your gonna have to think really hard to find one but im sure theres a way out there
 
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your gonna have to think really hard to find one but im sure theres a way out there
pls think with me if u get a method and it works ill pay u like 5 for helping:crying:
 

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no promises tho
 

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You could get it deliverd to a abandoned house or a random house thats near on the way home from school, make sure you scout out a house that is always empty around that time(make sure to bulk order) that way you can bring it home in your school bag. Mabey you could ask to go out the front to do homework outside or play sports also if your parents go to work during the day you can fake sick and wait outside the mail box all day (leave phone inside because of life360). When it does come make sure to hide it somewhere becasue you obv cannot walk in with it, mabey using ur school bag or a coat but what you could do is place it in the side ally of the house of behind a bush and not close the front door, tell your parents and sibilings that there is something in the backyard that they need to pay attention to immendtly and you run out to the parcel and grab it and bring it upstairs. if you have a window you could use a rope to pull it up from outside and climb out onto the roof to get it in position. Honestly if you pay someone not even much money you could get it deliverd to their house but your just gonna have to take a risk about if they steal or not, get a small nerd who needs money. tbh you can watch through a window and when the parcel comes you distract ur family and run to get it, also you could prob pay someone to jump your back fence naked or smth to distract them. Mabey get it delvierd to your workplace or school if the school has an oval. Do your parents allow you to buy food, if so buy a big popcorn or smth and hide it in there. If your lucky you might be able to request them to deliver it behind a bush or smth. You can get it from somewhere else thats not home but thats risky or you need to figure out how to secure it when it immendtly comes and how to get it into your room or whatever. You could even do all this but get it sent to your nieghtboors house when they might be home or might not be, its just luck if they dont get it, you could kick a ball or smth really far out to have an exvuse to go to your nieghboors and then you hide the parcel from there and try to get it in the prison, like smuggling in a cake or smth.
 

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You could get it deliverd to a abandoned house or a random house thats near on the way home from school, make sure you scout out a house that is always empty around that time(make sure to bulk order) that way you can bring it home in your school bag. Mabey you could ask to go out the front to do homework outside or play sports also if your parents go to work during the day you can fake sick and wait outside the mail box all day (leave phone inside because of life360). When it does come make sure to hide it somewhere becasue you obv cannot walk in with it, mabey using ur school bag or a coat but what you could do is place it in the side ally of the house of behind a bush and not close the front door, tell your parents and sibilings that there is something in the backyard that they need to pay attention to immendtly and you run out to the parcel and grab it and bring it upstairs. if you have a window you could use a rope to pull it up from outside and climb out onto the roof to get it in position. Honestly if you pay someone not even much money you could get it deliverd to their house but your just gonna have to take a risk about if they steal or not, get a small nerd who needs money. tbh you can watch through a window and when the parcel comes you distract ur family and run to get it, also you could prob pay someone to jump your back fence naked or smth to distract them. Mabey get it delvierd to your workplace or school if the school has an oval. Do your parents allow you to buy food, if so buy a big popcorn or smth and hide it in there. If your lucky you might be able to request them to deliver it behind a bush or smth. You can get it from somewhere else thats not home but thats risky or you need to figure out how to secure it when it immendtly comes and how to get it into your room or whatever. You could even do all this but get it sent to your nieghtboors house when they might be home or might not be, its just luck if they dont get it, you could kick a ball or smth really far out to have an exvuse to go to your nieghboors and then you hide the parcel from there and try to get it in the prison, like smuggling in a cake or smth.
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i cant go biking to post office it would be too sus i got life 360 not an option

this guy said hes down to give it to me if i ship to his house but he wants 100

and idk what to do PLEASE BRO PLEASE GIVE ME METHODS THATS ALL I NEED AND IMMMA PLACE THE ORDER:crying:
Ask a friend if they can deliver it to his address, hang out with him and get the package
 
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my parents dont let me ride my bike nor let me hangout with my hbs outside of school bec of prior incidents i can tell u if u want lmao

anyway is there any super gatekept 100000000iq kira from deathnote methods to sneak packages. im talking like some shit u would never think abt even if u were in a box for 100000 years:banderas:
just ask ur friend if he can get the package
Then u hang out and he gives the package

Maybe do it at a time ur home alone so ur parents cant check shit
 

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just ask ur friend if he can get the package
Then u hang out and he gives the package

Maybe do it at a time ur home alone so ur parents cant check shit
Just camp the front of the house and wait for the delivery man, don’t let them ring the doorbell
 
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Just camp the front of the house and wait for the delivery man, don’t let them ring the doorbell
heard delivery times r innacurate does this mean find out when delivery guy comes around?
 

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i cant go biking to post office it would be too sus i got life 360 not an option

this guy said hes down to give it to me if i ship to his house but he wants 100

and idk what to do PLEASE BRO PLEASE GIVE ME METHODS THATS ALL I NEED AND IMMMA PLACE THE ORDER:crying:
Find another guy
 

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