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sheepceLlover

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read title brah, ill start off though, the gov has made a some type of spying device hidden in vans, in which can literally see u through walls, the way it happens is some electric bs that i sadly no longer remember since it was so far back, point is, to think that something like this may exist is so fucking absurd, but with this comes so type of jammer that makes it unable to actually see u by blocking those electric waves (ik what i said was a bunch of shit but its still weird)
 

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That clav is a social experiment
 

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read title brah, ill start off though, the gov has made a some type of spying device hidden in vans, in which can literally see u through walls, the way it happens is some electric bs that i sadly no longer remember since it was so far back, point is, to think that something like this may exist is so fucking absurd, but with this comes so type of jammer that makes it unable to actually see u by blocking those electric waves (ik what i said was a bunch of shit but its still weird)
no im not losing my mind
 

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read title brah, ill start off though, the gov has made a some type of spying device hidden in vans, in which can literally see u through walls, the way it happens is some electric bs that i sadly no longer remember since it was so far back, point is, to think that something like this may exist is so fucking absurd, but with this comes so type of jammer that makes it unable to actually see u by blocking those electric waves (ik what i said was a bunch of shit but its still weird)
is there somethinf you can do? no? then dont stress dude
 

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read title brah, ill start off though, the gov has made a some type of spying device hidden in vans, in which can literally see u through walls, the way it happens is some electric bs that i sadly no longer remember since it was so far back, point is, to think that something like this may exist is so fucking absurd, but with this comes so type of jammer that makes it unable to actually see u by blocking those electric waves (ik what i said was a bunch of shit but its still weird)
nothing you can do
 

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They literally changed modem American houses design so waves can seep through
 

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is there somethinf you can do? no? then dont stress dude
there is, as i said it was some jammer that denied those electric signals, im pretty sure peter thiel uses them so no one can see what he does in his office (dont ask where i got that from)
 

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there is, as i said it was some jammer that denied those electric signals, im pretty sure peter thiel uses them so no one can see what he does in his office (dont ask where i got that from)
why would they b interested in watching you? youre a nobody, dont stress
 

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same goes for how wifi can track your every step as long as your in its radius
there is, as i said it was some jammer that denied those electric signals, im pretty sure peter thiel uses them so no one can see what he does in his office (dont ask where i got that from)
 

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why would they b interested in watching you? youre a nobody, dont stress
ties in with what media you consume so ur both right and wrong, but ur right, i highly doubt cia and the fbi is worried about a highschooler lmao
 

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ties in with what media you consume so ur both right and wrong, but ur right, i highly doubt cia and the fbi is worried about a highschooler lmao
dont stress about it broooo, stress is worse than cancer
 

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ties in with what media you consume so ur both right and wrong, but ur right, i highly doubt cia and the fbi is worried about a highschooler lmao
can anyone PLEASE reply with their own theories
 

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jeffrey epstein and zyzz are still alive
 

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a genuine conspiracy would be that @Aylan was LARPING this entire time
 

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Every hollywood celeb being apart of the elites or a cult.
 

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Religion
 

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read title brah, ill start off though, the gov has made a some type of spying device hidden in vans, in which can literally see u through walls, the way it happens is some electric bs that i sadly no longer remember since it was so far back, point is, to think that something like this may exist is so fucking absurd, but with this comes so type of jammer that makes it unable to actually see u by blocking those electric waves (ik what i said was a bunch of shit but its still weird)
build ur own walls, problem solved.
 

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build ur own walls, problem solved.
the device used is very strong, and plus the funding for shit like that must be pretty high, so idk if walls alone can defeat it, though it does sound feasible
 

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read title brah, ill start off though, the gov has made a some type of spying device hidden in vans, in which can literally see u through walls, the way it happens is some electric bs that i sadly no longer remember since it was so far back, point is, to think that something like this may exist is so fucking absurd, but with this comes so type of jammer that makes it unable to actually see u by blocking those electric waves (ik what i said was a bunch of shit but its still weird)
:woahh:
 

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nah i just remember i saw a clip of peter with clav, and the jammer thing was from a article
yk what i DO love peter, i am his best goy slave, i am his first and best cattle
 

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read title brah, ill start off though, the gov has made a some type of spying device hidden in vans, in which can literally see u through walls, the way it happens is some electric bs that i sadly no longer remember since it was so far back, point is, to think that something like this may exist is so fucking absurd, but with this comes so type of jammer that makes it unable to actually see u by blocking those electric waves (ik what i said was a bunch of shit but its still weird)
Nigga they've been doing it for a very long time JFL
 

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george floyd is not alive
 

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