hippocamp
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Met these 2 niggers from my childhood after 2 years, I know them since 2014
I'll keep it short, the only good part was that i mog them both to the rings of Saturn, I was taller than both of them and at least 3 points better looking
But....... They were cooking in their lives while I'm still a khhv loser with no life
one of them already had sex (at 17), he looked around 5'9 and he looked like a fucking lab experiment icl, plus he was narcissistic as fuck, he kept bragging shit and i js listened and was like "woah dude that's crazy that's insane really", this dude was also somehow working at some christian fund (dad connections) and making good money for his age, this dude has 2 exes and one of them was lowk pretty, way above his league
The other dude was like 5'7, same looks tier as the first dude, this dude has 1 ex and is currently in a relationship rn, he's a virgin but he has done all kinds of stuff except sex, this dude was nice tho, but he looked kinda intimidated by me prolly cuz I was way taller and he didn't expect it
These dudes told me about a girl (same age as us) who was our neighbour in childhood whose fucking nudes got leaked and the whole fuckass city saw em, plus her videos of sucking a dick got viral, both of these niggers had the video, idk why they even told me ts in the first place, shit disgusted me and made me even more insecure cuz niggas my age are fucking slaying while I am here writing this post on a fuckass anonymous lm forum
Plus, what's crazier is that when I told them I don't have a gf rn, they both were shocked, they probably acknowledged the fact that I was better than them in various ways, which is good enough ig.. but I'll still be a loser with no experience at the end of the day
Shit was funny that they started giving me tips on how to score bitches

, I acted ignorant as fuck, I was dead laughing in my mind from some stuff they spoke
Anyways, overall I had a good time, played some sports after a long time and there were kids in that park, made us remember our childhood and shi
I'll keep it short, the only good part was that i mog them both to the rings of Saturn, I was taller than both of them and at least 3 points better looking
But....... They were cooking in their lives while I'm still a khhv loser with no life
one of them already had sex (at 17), he looked around 5'9 and he looked like a fucking lab experiment icl, plus he was narcissistic as fuck, he kept bragging shit and i js listened and was like "woah dude that's crazy that's insane really", this dude was also somehow working at some christian fund (dad connections) and making good money for his age, this dude has 2 exes and one of them was lowk pretty, way above his league
The other dude was like 5'7, same looks tier as the first dude, this dude has 1 ex and is currently in a relationship rn, he's a virgin but he has done all kinds of stuff except sex, this dude was nice tho, but he looked kinda intimidated by me prolly cuz I was way taller and he didn't expect it
These dudes told me about a girl (same age as us) who was our neighbour in childhood whose fucking nudes got leaked and the whole fuckass city saw em, plus her videos of sucking a dick got viral, both of these niggers had the video, idk why they even told me ts in the first place, shit disgusted me and made me even more insecure cuz niggas my age are fucking slaying while I am here writing this post on a fuckass anonymous lm forum
Plus, what's crazier is that when I told them I don't have a gf rn, they both were shocked, they probably acknowledged the fact that I was better than them in various ways, which is good enough ig.. but I'll still be a loser with no experience at the end of the day
Shit was funny that they started giving me tips on how to score bitches


, I acted ignorant as fuck, I was dead laughing in my mind from some stuff they spoke Anyways, overall I had a good time, played some sports after a long time and there were kids in that park, made us remember our childhood and shi

