Cope manlet cope will always be the funniest shit ever (2 Viewers)

[i_blame_oxytocin]

i always see these post on tiktok
: women wanting tall men... "every major man in history being under 5'8" with like issac newton and napoleon
i fucking hate this cope.
if either of them existed in the modern day do, we really think women would be sleeping with them like crazy
i can't be fucked doing any research for this thread but im pretty sure both were khhv till death as well
i fucking hate it

 

[hippocamp]

ironically both newton and Napoleon had issues with pulling women jfl

 

[hippocamp]

i always see these post on tiktok
: women wanting tall men... "every major man in history being under 5'8" with like issac newton and napoleon
i fucking hate this cope.
if either of them existed in the modern day do, we really think women would be sleeping with them like crazy
i can't be fucked doing any research for this thread but im pretty sure both were khhv till death as well
i fucking hate it
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[4pfl]

i always see these post on tiktok
: women wanting tall men... "every major man in history being under 5'8" with like issac newton and napoleon
i fucking hate this cope.
if either of them existed in the modern day do, we really think women would be sleeping with them like crazy
i can't be fucked doing any research for this thread but im pretty sure both were khhv till death as well
i fucking hate it
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true

all this cope actually just tells you how much manlets throughout history had to compensate for their height by proving themselves with muh accomplishments

people idolize napoleon yet his wife josephine literally cucked him while he was away

 

[hippocamp]

true

all this cope actually just tells you how much manlets throughout history had to compensate for their height by proving themselves with muh accomplishments

people idolize napoleon yet his wife josephine literally cucked him while he was away

and napolean used to spam love letters

I heard this one fact that he used to get mad if his wife used "vous" instead of "tu" (vous is more formal) in love letters

 

[Sploinkus_]

and napolean used to spam love letters

I heard this one fact that he used to get mad if his wife used "vous" instead of "tu" (vous is more formal) in love letters

Napoleonic era equivalent of getting called "bro" by your crush

 

[hippocamp]

Napoleonic era equivalent of getting called "bro" by your crush

Nah more like if she texts "ily" instead of "I love you"

 

[GeneticLotteryLoser]

Hey we aren't making fun of the goat right now right?

 

[hippocamp]

Hey we aren't making fun of the goat right now right?

No we aren't, cuz it's relatable

 

[GeneticLotteryLoser]

No we aren't, cuz it's relatable

good...

 

[Sploinkus_]

Nah more like if she texts "ily" instead of "I love you"

I'd shoot myself in the head.

 

[Sploinkus_]

When I rise to political power I'm going to make an army with an average height of 5'6 to harness the power of manlet rage to conquer the world and end hypergamy. You're welcome in advance

 

[hippocamp]

When I rise to political power I'm going to make an army with an average height of 5'6 to harness the power of manlet rage to conquer the world and end hypergamy. You're welcome in advance

 

[Sploinkus_]

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you are shunned, nonbeliever. I am the manlet messiah, born from the virgin tears of r/short guys.

 

[the wizard]

i always see these post on tiktok
: women wanting tall men... "every major man in history being under 5'8" with like issac newton and napoleon
i fucking hate this cope.
if either of them existed in the modern day do, we really think women would be sleeping with them like crazy
i can't be fucked doing any research for this thread but im pretty sure both were khhv till death as well
i fucking hate it
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someone told me their dad went from 5 4 to 5 8 at 21 so they’ll go from 5 foot to 5 8 despite this niggers mom being 4 11

 

[Sploinkus_]

someone told me their dad went from 5 4 to 5 8 at 21 so they’ll go from 5 foot to 5 8 despite this niggers mom being 4 11

but he has knee pains and a large appetite though

 

[the wizard]

but he has knee pains and a large appetite though

nigga this dude is 17 and vegan his only protein is soy this shit is on him bru

 

[Sploinkus_]

nigga this dude is 17 and vegan his only protein is soy this shit is on him bru

holy shit, just tell him to put the skirt on

 

[Nosferatu]

i always see these post on tiktok
: women wanting tall men... "every major man in history being under 5'8" with like issac newton and napoleon
i fucking hate this cope.
if either of them existed in the modern day do, we really think women would be sleeping with them like crazy
i can't be fucked doing any research for this thread but im pretty sure both were khhv till death as well
i fucking hate it
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caged when i saw that tiktok too lmao

 

[the wizard]

holy shit, just tell him to put the skirt on

nigga defends soy with his life too, he’s 195 at 5 2 it’s so fucking over

 

[Sploinkus_]

nigga defends soy with his life too, he’s 195 at 5 2 it’s so fucking over

professional goyim, that's genuinely sad.

 

[4pfl]

Nah more like if she texts "ily" instead of "I love you"

lowk its fine if she says ILYYYYYYYYYY

but if she says ily its over truly

 

[XvideosDemon]

lowk its fine if she says ILYYYYYYYYYY

but if she says ily its over truly

Ily

 

[NoBONES]

i always see these post on tiktok
: women wanting tall men... "every major man in history being under 5'8" with like issac newton and napoleon
i fucking hate this cope.
if either of them existed in the modern day do, we really think women would be sleeping with them like crazy
i can't be fucked doing any research for this thread but im pretty sure both were khhv till death as well
i fucking hate it
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can't relate tho #5.8gng #tallasl