okay so around 11pm last night 6/6 my hb texts me like pullup open crib we got alc and za, so im like shit bet nigga i try leaving cause i thought my mom was asleep, as im jumping my fence and i mean leg around the fence abt to go over i get a text saying "is that you in the garage" so i had to lie my ass off and say i was getting water, waited 30 mins and she was finally out so i leave my crib and walk to my friends. once i pullup theres a biggie buzzball best believe i start downing that shit for the low inhib results cause my pregab aint here yet jfl. so we chill for a bit and invite these fucking TORTAS over idk what my hb was thinking, some fat bitch and some mid bitch pulled up, they went to the bathroom for like 20 minutes and we all digged thru they purses jfl. we found 6 nics and 3 carts, we stole all that shit we put them in a fucking closet nigga and they was ranting with us for HOURS literally 2 hours from 12-2am just because they couldnt find them. (we hid them under clothes in the closet), they was like just give us them back cause we wanna leave and we was like no one got yo shit. we invited these 2 fine/mid hoes over after and the tortas started pressing them for no reason jfl brutal. IM GETTING TO THE POINT STAY WITH ME LADS. so that happens for another hour and they finally leave, we leave to a gas station and come back and then LDAR / chill for like another hour till 3am. i call up MY MAIN hoe whos a blonde like 7-8/10 cause i seen her out driving. i was like come scoop me and my hb real quick so her and her friend pull up and they was energized asf not awkward so i already knew it was gonna be a good time. im like yall tryna go to the park jfl at night yk why i asked that brah. we pull up and we are all like jestermaxxing on the playground for 10 minutes then i ask my girl if shes tryna go explore the park and shit (only did this to iso), once we are together i start saying like "you look good asf ngl" and shit like that to get to the point, it goes good and i have to carry her over a pile of mud (the gymcelling paid off). she was grabbing on my neck and shit and i was grabbing her buns, then we walked to the bridge by the forest and we talked, i threw up some crazy shot and she was like "you dont act on it tho" and i was like "what do you mean by that" whilst we are looking into each others eyes, then i went in for the big move nigga, grabbed her neck n she grabbed the back of my head and we started making out for like 3 minutes. her friend walks past us cause my friend wasnt feeling her friend, and so then she pulls of looks me in my eyes n gives me a kiss and whispers "I feel bad for her" "im a good friend" and i was like yea you right your a good friend jfl anything for buns. so then i was like "friend go first and we will follow you" once her friend turns the corner I was like "we cant leave off on this note" or some like that and then we start making out again for another 3 minutes. trust me i was grabbing handful of buns and she was grabbing the back of my head etc, making out with tongue and shit the whole 10 yards. i was gonna get head too but her friend had to walk past and cockblock bro like smh always the fucking friends i swear. she literally said " i have a honey packet in the car" i was like " i dont need that shit" cause i have high test and im a BALLER NIGGA. mind you its now 430 am by the time we are done and my mom normally gets up at 5am for no fucking reason IDK WHY. so i had to get back to the crib fast. we leave and they drop me off and shit and thats that, i would say it was a W night ngl, good start to summer and more links to come with that girl fs.
VIDEO ATTACTHED IS THE TORTAS ARGUING AND TRYING TO FIGHT THE LTBS FOR THEIR NICS AND CARTS BACK JFL
PHOTO IS THE MTB AT THE PARK (HAD TO BLUR FACE) BUT I PROMISE I TOWER OVER HER SHES 5'6 IM 5'11, I TOOK IT AT A LOW ANGLE
2ND PHOTO IS MY HB SPARKING UP AND THE BIGGIE BUZZBALL CAUSE WE DONT LARP AROUND HERE NIGGA
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