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[hent4islayer00]

Genuinely im not even surprised at this point. My ex left me 1 month ago right, she blocked me everywhere (or thats what I thought). 2 Hours ago I was coming home from the gym very happy like actually having fun just walking and laughing at bullshit my homies were sending or i was seeing on tiktok, when i returned home and my mother was waiting for me because it was pretty late and i was just happy to see her and to be home because i walked a ton and my back was killing me, I was about to hop on the shower and motherfucker I don’t fucking know why why why why did i open instagram like actually retarded. Someone uploaded a lot lot of stories like 20 at once of pure bullshit ass meme photos, i did not recognise the pic/name anything. I thought it was sm account i followed without wanting to but when i did go to the followers i was seeing people i knew because of my girlfriend yet not my girlfriend, i secondly thought again that it was sm friends of her, but omg bruh when i slipped in the dms to see the chat i was about to kill myself, it was my ex bitch. Well what would a normal person do in this situation, like write something or block her but i analysed the situation and knowing a bit of how the human brain works well it was pretty obvious this was not a coincidence or that she just “forgot” to block me there. That account of her specifically was an alt so idec if she really did forget or didn’t atp. It was obvious that you can’t just randomly put shit ton of weird random tiktok shit ass corny memes in the span of 3hours (Js counted, they were 27 stories). You would say “No but like someone could do that if they are bored” And i would fucking say to you that you are wrong, because the first 45% of the stories were posted in the first hour span, obvious initial nervousness (80% sure it was because she was expecting me to text her), in the second hour it was 35% (sees that im not texting her even after an hour, so she calms a bit yet she is now impatient also, so she spams more. Usual brain reaction to stress) And the 3rd hour was when the nerves started to lower, but cortisol was raising, mostly overthinking due to me being so late at texting her, so it was only the last 20% of the spam. I texted her, yes. I said a bullshit to sm pic of the spam, i was not nervous at all. What do yall think happened? Quick recap of a mini storytime 1 month ago 2 days after she blocked me everywhere: Well I did not see snapchat, because i dont use it at all and she does not too, so thats why she probably forgot there. She forgot to block me there and I discovered that while on call and screen sharing to my friends, when ghey saw it they said “Text her bro lets us seee” retards dont know the fucking snapchat tells the other person youre speaking with if you capture or screen share omg bruh
So i decided to text her but not for the funny reasons my friends were saying to me to say like “i got a new gf” or bullshit like that, to be honest i just texted her “No one is seeing this, I just wanna let you know that I love you”. Here is the catch and the whole point of me telling yall this, hours (keep in mind, HOURS) later when she did see my text she texted me saying (Pay attention) she said “?” First and then “I told you to forget me and dont text me ever again” and she instantly blocked me. Well now where we were, ahat did she say when j texted her bullshit to the story?? Well, firstly she INSTANTLY saw my message, like actually INSTANTLY first of all, and the response instantly also was “See” “Meri popins”(what the fuck is meri popins i dont fucking know) and lastly “I forgot i had you here”.

JFLL LMAO ONG THIS FOIDS ARE MADD PREDICTABLE

Oh my fucking god bruh. Well I obviously knew she did all that shit intentionally so I just keeped everything chill and said shit like how was her day and she answered “67” and well i keeped everything chill again because i know females lack alot of brain capacity so like i child i just said “woww that’s so good to hear” and keep saying bullshit for 2 minutes until I left her on seen because she answered with “Ohh alrightt” and well since i needed to shower also jfl. Thats what happened.

The whole point of me saying this is for everyone to understand what im about to say.

My estrogen is crashed, thats something that it might be common knowledge but it makes you depressed as fuck, and trust me yall that the shit that happened to me just a lil ago was not something good to pair with the 0 estrogen. I was supposed to be happy maybe? Because my girlfriend who LEFT me is making a scenario where i need to text her? (idk why foids are like that, always doing EVERYTHING BUT starting anything themselves). But I was not happy, I actually forgot about all the hunger i had from training like a gorila and moving like a neandertal, wanted to rope right there. I was about to forget or atleast minimise the effect that breakup had in me, starting to think about the future until like a fucking retarded bitch morherfucker was drawn to her game and texted her. I felt very, very very very sad, a sadness as deep as the earth core and a void in the chest as big as a galaxy. I will not recover again from this, im not texting her no matter what she says, i will not be happy again yet, i need to recovermaxx twice the twice as hard as i was doing, jfl to that bitch and her texting me again, fuck off.

Thats it, that is all. I was trying to understand why the life does things so unexpected and curiously weird.

 

[hent4islayer00]

js whatever brother, im going to sleep i love yall

 

[Harpy]

Genuinely im not even surprised at this point. My ex left me 1 month ago right, she blocked me everywhere (or thats what I thought). 2 Hours ago I was coming home from the gym very happy like actually having fun just walking and laughing at bullshit my homies were sending or i was seeing on tiktok, when i returned home and my mother was waiting for me because it was pretty late and i was just happy to see her and to be home because i walked a ton and my back was killing me, I was about to hop on the shower and motherfucker I don’t fucking know why why why why did i open instagram like actually retarded. Someone uploaded a lot lot of stories like 20 at once of pure bullshit ass meme photos, i did not recognise the pic/name anything. I thought it was sm account i followed without wanting to but when i did go to the followers i was seeing people i knew because of my girlfriend yet not my girlfriend, i secondly thought again that it was sm friends of her, but omg bruh when i slipped in the dms to see the chat i was about to kill myself, it was my ex bitch. Well what would a normal person do in this situation, like write something or block her but i analysed the situation and knowing a bit of how the human brain works well it was pretty obvious this was not a coincidence or that she just “forgot” to block me there. That account of her specifically was an alt so idec if she really did forget or didn’t atp. It was obvious that you can’t just randomly put shit ton of weird random tiktok shit ass corny memes in the span of 3hours (Js counted, they were 27 stories). You would say “No but like someone could do that if they are bored” And i would fucking say to you that you are wrong, because the first 45% of the stories were posted in the first hour span, obvious initial nervousness (80% sure it was because she was expecting me to text her), in the second hour it was 35% (sees that im not texting her even after an hour, so she calms a bit yet she is now impatient also, so she spams more. Usual brain reaction to stress) And the 3rd hour was when the nerves started to lower, but cortisol was raising, mostly overthinking due to me being so late at texting her, so it was only the last 20% of the spam. I texted her, yes. I said a bullshit to sm pic of the spam, i was not nervous at all. What do yall think happened? Quick recap of a mini storytime 1 month ago 2 days after she blocked me everywhere: Well I did not see snapchat, because i dont use it at all and she does not too, so thats why she probably forgot there. She forgot to block me there and I discovered that while on call and screen sharing to my friends, when ghey saw it they said “Text her bro lets us seee” retards dont know the fucking snapchat tells the other person youre speaking with if you capture or screen share omg bruh
So i decided to text her but not for the funny reasons my friends were saying to me to say like “i got a new gf” or bullshit like that, to be honest i just texted her “No one is seeing this, I just wanna let you know that I love you”. Here is the catch and the whole point of me telling yall this, hours (keep in mind, HOURS) later when she did see my text she texted me saying (Pay attention) she said “?” First and then “I told you to forget me and dont text me ever again” and she instantly blocked me. Well now where we were, ahat did she say when j texted her bullshit to the story?? Well, firstly she INSTANTLY saw my message, like actually INSTANTLY first of all, and the response instantly also was “See” “Meri popins”(what the fuck is meri popins i dont fucking know) and lastly “I forgot i had you here”.

JFLL LMAO ONG THIS FOIDS ARE MADD PREDICTABLE

Oh my fucking god bruh. Well I obviously knew she did all that shit intentionally so I just keeped everything chill and said shit like how was her day and she answered “67” and well i keeped everything chill again because i know females lack alot of brain capacity so like i child i just said “woww that’s so good to hear” and keep saying bullshit for 2 minutes until I left her on seen because she answered with “Ohh alrightt” and well since i needed to shower also jfl. Thats what happened.

The whole point of me saying this is for everyone to understand what im about to say.

My estrogen is crashed, thats something that it might be common knowledge but it makes you depressed as fuck, and trust me yall that the shit that happened to me just a lil ago was not something good to pair with the 0 estrogen. I was supposed to be happy maybe? Because my girlfriend who LEFT me is making a scenario where i need to text her? (idk why foids are like that, always doing EVERYTHING BUT starting anything themselves). But I was not happy, I actually forgot about all the hunger i had from training like a gorila and moving like a neandertal, wanted to rope right there. I was about to forget or atleast minimise the effect that breakup had in me, starting to think about the future until like a fucking retarded bitch morherfucker was drawn to her game and texted her. I felt very, very very very sad, a sadness as deep as the earth core and a void in the chest as big as a galaxy. I will not recover again from this, im not texting her no matter what she says, i will not be happy again yet, i need to recovermaxx twice the twice as hard as i was doing, jfl to that bitch and her texting me again, fuck off.

Thats it, that is all. I was trying to understand why the life does things so unexpected and curiously weird.

So what I gathered is... You have an ex?

 

[TheAlphaMale]

Genuinely im not even surprised at this point. My ex left me 1 month ago right, she blocked me everywhere (or thats what I thought). 2 Hours ago I was coming home from the gym very happy like actually having fun just walking and laughing at bullshit my homies were sending or i was seeing on tiktok, when i returned home and my mother was waiting for me because it was pretty late and i was just happy to see her and to be home because i walked a ton and my back was killing me, I was about to hop on the shower and motherfucker I don’t fucking know why why why why did i open instagram like actually retarded. Someone uploaded a lot lot of stories like 20 at once of pure bullshit ass meme photos, i did not recognise the pic/name anything. I thought it was sm account i followed without wanting to but when i did go to the followers i was seeing people i knew because of my girlfriend yet not my girlfriend, i secondly thought again that it was sm friends of her, but omg bruh when i slipped in the dms to see the chat i was about to kill myself, it was my ex bitch. Well what would a normal person do in this situation, like write something or block her but i analysed the situation and knowing a bit of how the human brain works well it was pretty obvious this was not a coincidence or that she just “forgot” to block me there. That account of her specifically was an alt so idec if she really did forget or didn’t atp. It was obvious that you can’t just randomly put shit ton of weird random tiktok shit ass corny memes in the span of 3hours (Js counted, they were 27 stories). You would say “No but like someone could do that if they are bored” And i would fucking say to you that you are wrong, because the first 45% of the stories were posted in the first hour span, obvious initial nervousness (80% sure it was because she was expecting me to text her), in the second hour it was 35% (sees that im not texting her even after an hour, so she calms a bit yet she is now impatient also, so she spams more. Usual brain reaction to stress) And the 3rd hour was when the nerves started to lower, but cortisol was raising, mostly overthinking due to me being so late at texting her, so it was only the last 20% of the spam. I texted her, yes. I said a bullshit to sm pic of the spam, i was not nervous at all. What do yall think happened? Quick recap of a mini storytime 1 month ago 2 days after she blocked me everywhere: Well I did not see snapchat, because i dont use it at all and she does not too, so thats why she probably forgot there. She forgot to block me there and I discovered that while on call and screen sharing to my friends, when ghey saw it they said “Text her bro lets us seee” retards dont know the fucking snapchat tells the other person youre speaking with if you capture or screen share omg bruh
So i decided to text her but not for the funny reasons my friends were saying to me to say like “i got a new gf” or bullshit like that, to be honest i just texted her “No one is seeing this, I just wanna let you know that I love you”. Here is the catch and the whole point of me telling yall this, hours (keep in mind, HOURS) later when she did see my text she texted me saying (Pay attention) she said “?” First and then “I told you to forget me and dont text me ever again” and she instantly blocked me. Well now where we were, ahat did she say when j texted her bullshit to the story?? Well, firstly she INSTANTLY saw my message, like actually INSTANTLY first of all, and the response instantly also was “See” “Meri popins”(what the fuck is meri popins i dont fucking know) and lastly “I forgot i had you here”.

JFLL LMAO ONG THIS FOIDS ARE MADD PREDICTABLE

Oh my fucking god bruh. Well I obviously knew she did all that shit intentionally so I just keeped everything chill and said shit like how was her day and she answered “67” and well i keeped everything chill again because i know females lack alot of brain capacity so like i child i just said “woww that’s so good to hear” and keep saying bullshit for 2 minutes until I left her on seen because she answered with “Ohh alrightt” and well since i needed to shower also jfl. Thats what happened.

The whole point of me saying this is for everyone to understand what im about to say.

My estrogen is crashed, thats something that it might be common knowledge but it makes you depressed as fuck, and trust me yall that the shit that happened to me just a lil ago was not something good to pair with the 0 estrogen. I was supposed to be happy maybe? Because my girlfriend who LEFT me is making a scenario where i need to text her? (idk why foids are like that, always doing EVERYTHING BUT starting anything themselves). But I was not happy, I actually forgot about all the hunger i had from training like a gorila and moving like a neandertal, wanted to rope right there. I was about to forget or atleast minimise the effect that breakup had in me, starting to think about the future until like a fucking retarded bitch morherfucker was drawn to her game and texted her. I felt very, very very very sad, a sadness as deep as the earth core and a void in the chest as big as a galaxy. I will not recover again from this, im not texting her no matter what she says, i will not be happy again yet, i need to recovermaxx twice the twice as hard as i was doing, jfl to that bitch and her texting me again, fuck off.

Thats it, that is all. I was trying to understand why the life does things so unexpected and curiously weird.

Garbage thread

 

[VelocityAnt]

Format it a bit, this genuinely feels like talking with Godveil Heir's AI grey bot

 

[CoalTheMineral]

Jibbering with Intelligence complex, wish I dnr so I wouldnt of wasted my life on this low iq thread

 

[paralyzed]

Genuinely im not even surprised at this point. My ex left me 1 month ago right, she blocked me everywhere (or thats what I thought). 2 Hours ago I was coming home from the gym very happy like actually having fun just walking and laughing at bullshit my homies were sending or i was seeing on tiktok, when i returned home and my mother was waiting for me because it was pretty late and i was just happy to see her and to be home because i walked a ton and my back was killing me, I was about to hop on the shower and motherfucker I don’t fucking know why why why why did i open instagram like actually retarded. Someone uploaded a lot lot of stories like 20 at once of pure bullshit ass meme photos, i did not recognise the pic/name anything. I thought it was sm account i followed without wanting to but when i did go to the followers i was seeing people i knew because of my girlfriend yet not my girlfriend, i secondly thought again that it was sm friends of her, but omg bruh when i slipped in the dms to see the chat i was about to kill myself, it was my ex bitch. Well what would a normal person do in this situation, like write something or block her but i analysed the situation and knowing a bit of how the human brain works well it was pretty obvious this was not a coincidence or that she just “forgot” to block me there. That account of her specifically was an alt so idec if she really did forget or didn’t atp. It was obvious that you can’t just randomly put shit ton of weird random tiktok shit ass corny memes in the span of 3hours (Js counted, they were 27 stories). You would say “No but like someone could do that if they are bored” And i would fucking say to you that you are wrong, because the first 45% of the stories were posted in the first hour span, obvious initial nervousness (80% sure it was because she was expecting me to text her), in the second hour it was 35% (sees that im not texting her even after an hour, so she calms a bit yet she is now impatient also, so she spams more. Usual brain reaction to stress) And the 3rd hour was when the nerves started to lower, but cortisol was raising, mostly overthinking due to me being so late at texting her, so it was only the last 20% of the spam. I texted her, yes. I said a bullshit to sm pic of the spam, i was not nervous at all. What do yall think happened? Quick recap of a mini storytime 1 month ago 2 days after she blocked me everywhere: Well I did not see snapchat, because i dont use it at all and she does not too, so thats why she probably forgot there. She forgot to block me there and I discovered that while on call and screen sharing to my friends, when ghey saw it they said “Text her bro lets us seee” retards dont know the fucking snapchat tells the other person youre speaking with if you capture or screen share omg bruh
So i decided to text her but not for the funny reasons my friends were saying to me to say like “i got a new gf” or bullshit like that, to be honest i just texted her “No one is seeing this, I just wanna let you know that I love you”. Here is the catch and the whole point of me telling yall this, hours (keep in mind, HOURS) later when she did see my text she texted me saying (Pay attention) she said “?” First and then “I told you to forget me and dont text me ever again” and she instantly blocked me. Well now where we were, ahat did she say when j texted her bullshit to the story?? Well, firstly she INSTANTLY saw my message, like actually INSTANTLY first of all, and the response instantly also was “See” “Meri popins”(what the fuck is meri popins i dont fucking know) and lastly “I forgot i had you here”.

JFLL LMAO ONG THIS FOIDS ARE MADD PREDICTABLE

Oh my fucking god bruh. Well I obviously knew she did all that shit intentionally so I just keeped everything chill and said shit like how was her day and she answered “67” and well i keeped everything chill again because i know females lack alot of brain capacity so like i child i just said “woww that’s so good to hear” and keep saying bullshit for 2 minutes until I left her on seen because she answered with “Ohh alrightt” and well since i needed to shower also jfl. Thats what happened.

The whole point of me saying this is for everyone to understand what im about to say.

My estrogen is crashed, thats something that it might be common knowledge but it makes you depressed as fuck, and trust me yall that the shit that happened to me just a lil ago was not something good to pair with the 0 estrogen. I was supposed to be happy maybe? Because my girlfriend who LEFT me is making a scenario where i need to text her? (idk why foids are like that, always doing EVERYTHING BUT starting anything themselves). But I was not happy, I actually forgot about all the hunger i had from training like a gorila and moving like a neandertal, wanted to rope right there. I was about to forget or atleast minimise the effect that breakup had in me, starting to think about the future until like a fucking retarded bitch morherfucker was drawn to her game and texted her. I felt very, very very very sad, a sadness as deep as the earth core and a void in the chest as big as a galaxy. I will not recover again from this, im not texting her no matter what she says, i will not be happy again yet, i need to recovermaxx twice the twice as hard as i was doing, jfl to that bitch and her texting me again, fuck off.

Thats it, that is all. I was trying to understand why the life does things so unexpected and curiously weird.

this is fake

 

[hent4islayer00]

this is fake

Would be nice if it was

 

[hent4islayer00]

Garbage thread

Hell no, its actually peak you js gotta see it from alternative perspectives

 

[Includings]

Genuinely im not even surprised at this point. My ex left me 1 month ago right, she blocked me everywhere (or thats what I thought). 2 Hours ago I was coming home from the gym very happy like actually having fun just walking and laughing at bullshit my homies were sending or i was seeing on tiktok, when i returned home and my mother was waiting for me because it was pretty late and i was just happy to see her and to be home because i walked a ton and my back was killing me, I was about to hop on the shower and motherfucker I don’t fucking know why why why why did i open instagram like actually retarded. Someone uploaded a lot lot of stories like 20 at once of pure bullshit ass meme photos, i did not recognise the pic/name anything. I thought it was sm account i followed without wanting to but when i did go to the followers i was seeing people i knew because of my girlfriend yet not my girlfriend, i secondly thought again that it was sm friends of her, but omg bruh when i slipped in the dms to see the chat i was about to kill myself, it was my ex bitch. Well what would a normal person do in this situation, like write something or block her but i analysed the situation and knowing a bit of how the human brain works well it was pretty obvious this was not a coincidence or that she just “forgot” to block me there. That account of her specifically was an alt so idec if she really did forget or didn’t atp. It was obvious that you can’t just randomly put shit ton of weird random tiktok shit ass corny memes in the span of 3hours (Js counted, they were 27 stories). You would say “No but like someone could do that if they are bored” And i would fucking say to you that you are wrong, because the first 45% of the stories were posted in the first hour span, obvious initial nervousness (80% sure it was because she was expecting me to text her), in the second hour it was 35% (sees that im not texting her even after an hour, so she calms a bit yet she is now impatient also, so she spams more. Usual brain reaction to stress) And the 3rd hour was when the nerves started to lower, but cortisol was raising, mostly overthinking due to me being so late at texting her, so it was only the last 20% of the spam. I texted her, yes. I said a bullshit to sm pic of the spam, i was not nervous at all. What do yall think happened? Quick recap of a mini storytime 1 month ago 2 days after she blocked me everywhere: Well I did not see snapchat, because i dont use it at all and she does not too, so thats why she probably forgot there. She forgot to block me there and I discovered that while on call and screen sharing to my friends, when ghey saw it they said “Text her bro lets us seee” retards dont know the fucking snapchat tells the other person youre speaking with if you capture or screen share omg bruh
So i decided to text her but not for the funny reasons my friends were saying to me to say like “i got a new gf” or bullshit like that, to be honest i just texted her “No one is seeing this, I just wanna let you know that I love you”. Here is the catch and the whole point of me telling yall this, hours (keep in mind, HOURS) later when she did see my text she texted me saying (Pay attention) she said “?” First and then “I told you to forget me and dont text me ever again” and she instantly blocked me. Well now where we were, ahat did she say when j texted her bullshit to the story?? Well, firstly she INSTANTLY saw my message, like actually INSTANTLY first of all, and the response instantly also was “See” “Meri popins”(what the fuck is meri popins i dont fucking know) and lastly “I forgot i had you here”.

JFLL LMAO ONG THIS FOIDS ARE MADD PREDICTABLE

Oh my fucking god bruh. Well I obviously knew she did all that shit intentionally so I just keeped everything chill and said shit like how was her day and she answered “67” and well i keeped everything chill again because i know females lack alot of brain capacity so like i child i just said “woww that’s so good to hear” and keep saying bullshit for 2 minutes until I left her on seen because she answered with “Ohh alrightt” and well since i needed to shower also jfl. Thats what happened.

The whole point of me saying this is for everyone to understand what im about to say.

My estrogen is crashed, thats something that it might be common knowledge but it makes you depressed as fuck, and trust me yall that the shit that happened to me just a lil ago was not something good to pair with the 0 estrogen. I was supposed to be happy maybe? Because my girlfriend who LEFT me is making a scenario where i need to text her? (idk why foids are like that, always doing EVERYTHING BUT starting anything themselves). But I was not happy, I actually forgot about all the hunger i had from training like a gorila and moving like a neandertal, wanted to rope right there. I was about to forget or atleast minimise the effect that breakup had in me, starting to think about the future until like a fucking retarded bitch morherfucker was drawn to her game and texted her. I felt very, very very very sad, a sadness as deep as the earth core and a void in the chest as big as a galaxy. I will not recover again from this, im not texting her no matter what she says, i will not be happy again yet, i need to recovermaxx twice the twice as hard as i was doing, jfl to that bitch and her texting me again, fuck off.

Thats it, that is all. I was trying to understand why the life does things so unexpected and curiously weird.

Pls format better, attempting to read this hurt my head and I’m taking advanced feminism literature