I was w a girl (4 Viewers)

[mirincristian]

@ManletRage
no rush mate but you've got me hooked by the balls
i wanna know this story

 

[looksmin]

Holy shit jm so fuckinf drunk rn istg j will updatde alwtr

Larping drunk is a whole new level of cringe

 

[ManletRage]

@ManletRage
no rush mate but you've got me hooked by the balls
i wanna know this story

Alright, it was my dad’s 49th birthday party, and my cousin invited her friend there to set us up. I didn’t speak to her at all before I had a bottle of champagne in me. Then we started talking, and I got hella butterflies in my stomach whenever we stopped talking for like 30 seconds and just smiled at each other because it was awkward.





After we went home, I had 5 shots of vodka, and we went to the pool with her and my cousin there. I had another half bottle of champagne, and we didn’t really do anything. Then I went to my sister’s room because that’s where they all went, and all I remember is them putting glue on my leg and squashing a spider with my hand even though I’m terrified of them.





Then I started shitposting here while I was sleeping on the couch because there were people in my room. The next morning, we went to the pool again, and I was acting autistic and just trying not to vomit. When we left the pool, I did, and she witnessed it.





When they were leaving, I hugged her goodbye. I didn’t make any moves because I was a pussy, even when blackout drunk. I used AI to correct my grammar.

 

[ManletRage]

Larping drunk is a whole new level of cringe

What makes you think i was larping

 

[methbombtfd]

“babe come back to bed and fuck me”
“hang on i gotta tell the niggas on gg, they gon love this”

 

[bluesell]

What makes you think i was larping

 

[useless_neurodivergent]

 

[ManletRage]

“babe come back to bed and fuck me”
“hang on i gotta tell the niggas on gg, they gon love this”

I was on the couch alone after

 

[ManletRage]

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Never claimed to be an incel

 

[useless_neurodivergent]

Never claimed to be an incel

I'm just joking babe

 

[buccal_FAG_removal]

So you didnt fuck her?

 

[ManletRage]

So you didnt fuck her?

Nah

 

[buccal_FAG_removal]

Nah

Next time then bhai good luck

 

[ManletRage]

Update she canceled on me

 

[FatRetard]

Holy shit jm so fuckinf drunk rn istg j will updatde alwtr

Tales.