how to larp 101 (2 Viewers)

[Daniel Larpson]

First of all you need a larp name.

Examples:

• NIGHTFALL
• VXPER
• LedgerOps
• PhantomTrace
• EchoDivision
• Arctic.exe

Rules:

• vowels are optional
• random Xs increase “credibility” by 400%
• anime profile pictures are acceptable only if grayscale
  
  
  
• Your PFP should include at least one:
  
  • skull
  • fighter jet
  • wolf
  • tactical mask
  • glowing red eye
  • city skyline at night
• Bonus points if nobody can tell what the image actually is.

Discord status should be like mysterious

• “busy.”
• “deploying”
• “working.”
• “don’t ping.”
• “gone dark.”

Never explain what you actually do.

• 3 monitors minimum
• one random graph open - pretend to day trade with a fake ledger (age players love this)
• one terminal window doing absolutely nothing
• Spotify playing dark synth music

The louder the keyboard:The more professional you appear.

Recommended strategy:Type violently during calls even when muted.

This creates the illusion that:

• you are coding
• tracking satellites
• fedding
• getting ageplayers to send pawsocks photos

VOICEMETER: THIS IS REQUIRED

YOU NEED TO MAKE UR VOICE AS DEEP AND SCARY AS POSSIBLE TO THE POINT WHERE U ARE BARELY UNDERSTANDABLE THIS WILL STRIKE FEAR INTO THE OTHER LARPS.

LARPING:

Every fake online trader owns:

• at least one spreadsheet
• several random charts
• numbers nobody understands

Required stuffs:

• zoom into cells dramatically
• say “look at the margins”
• never explain what margins are

HOW TO SCARE UR PREY:
PHRASES LIKE

• “you don’t want problems.”
• “handle it quietly.”
• “watch yourself.”
• “don’t make me step in.”
• “wrong server to say that in.”
  
  ALSO THIS IS A MUST: YOU MUST PRETEND TO KNOW WHAT A BOTNET IS AND PRETEND YOU HAVE THE MENTAL CAPACITY TO DDOS SOMEONE WITHOUT GETTING RATE LIMITED (scare them) AND ALSO PRETEND LIKE U KNOW HOW TO FED SOMEONE WITHOUT GETTING CAUGHT (U dont but make chatgpt generate fake feddings to give u aura)
  
  LASTLY DOWNLOAD TELEGRAM AND BUY A COOL NAME LIKE BLACK NIGERIAN OR SOMETHING TO BE SCARY

 

[Amygdala]

dnr

 

[sensitive sapphire]

dnr

 

[buccal_FAG_removal]

First of all you need a larp name.

Examples:

• NIGHTFALL
• VXPER
• LedgerOps
• PhantomTrace
• EchoDivision
• Arctic.exe

Rules:

• vowels are optional
• random Xs increase “credibility” by 400%
• anime profile pictures are acceptable only if grayscale
  
  
  
• Your PFP should include at least one:
  • skull
  • fighter jet
  • wolf
  • tactical mask
  • glowing red eye
  • city skyline at night
• Bonus points if nobody can tell what the image actually is.

Discord status should be like mysterious

• “busy.”
• “deploying”
• “working.”
• “don’t ping.”
• “gone dark.”

Never explain what you actually do.

• 3 monitors minimum
• one random graph open - pretend to day trade with a fake ledger (age players love this)
• one terminal window doing absolutely nothing
• Spotify playing dark synth music

The louder the keyboard:The more professional you appear.

Recommended strategy:Type violently during calls even when muted.

This creates the illusion that:

• you are coding
• tracking satellites
• fedding
• getting ageplayers to send pawsocks photos

VOICEMETER: THIS IS REQUIRED

YOU NEED TO MAKE UR VOICE AS DEEP AND SCARY AS POSSIBLE TO THE POINT WHERE U ARE BARELY UNDERSTANDABLE THIS WILL STRIKE FEAR INTO THE OTHER LARPS.

LARPING:

Every fake online trader owns:

• at least one spreadsheet
• several random charts
• numbers nobody understands

Required stuffs:

• zoom into cells dramatically
• say “look at the margins”
• never explain what margins are

HOW TO SCARE UR PREY:
PHRASES LIKE

• “you don’t want problems.”
• “handle it quietly.”
• “watch yourself.”
• “don’t make me step in.”
• “wrong server to say that in.”
  
  ALSO THIS IS A MUST: YOU MUST PRETEND TO KNOW WHAT A BOTNET IS AND PRETEND YOU HAVE THE MENTAL CAPACITY TO DDOS SOMEONE WITHOUT GETTING RATE LIMITED (scare them) AND ALSO PRETEND LIKE U KNOW HOW TO FED SOMEONE WITHOUT GETTING CAUGHT (U dont but make chatgpt generate fake feddings to give u aura)
  
  LASTLY DOWNLOAD TELEGRAM AND BUY A COOL NAME LIKE BLACK NIGERIAN OR SOMETHING TO BE SCARY

what are we even larping at this point, scaring e girls or smth

 

[Daniel Larpson]

what are we even larping at this point, scaring e girls or smth

yes sir

 

[buccal_FAG_removal]

yes sir

fair enough mane haha

 

[GeneticLotteryLoser]

Posting straight up low effort BS

 

[Daniel Larpson]

Posting straight up low effort BS

I deadass took 10 mins to write this

 

[GeneticLotteryLoser]

I deadass took 10 mins to write this

dead ass idc
kys btw

 

[Daniel Larpson]

 

[GeneticLotteryLoser]

when did I say this