Success Hooked Up with a Teacher + Called 2 Girls Whores + Fight (1 Viewer)

[sleepy.]

you cant be ugly and do what he is doing

yeah probably. thats why im so keen on finding out how he looks now

 

[Organ]

it would lowk be insane hopefuel if it turns out ur just an average ltn like most of us and thah we'd all be capable of slaying like u

Most def not an LTN (I was around a year and a half ago). I js don't like rating myself or thinking about myself. Girls now say I am cute/appealing.

If I had to describe myself I would just say a cute/prettyboy archetype.

Not overly masculine.

 

[changroad]

storys*

mans always slaying, lmao.

nigga said storys with the little asterisk

 

[the wizard]

Last Night was One of the Craziest Nights Out for Me

This time, my house was where @Stralage and I met up since the club we were going to was closer to me, and he was set to sleep over. He arrived around 8:00 PM, and since the club didn’t open until midnight, we decided to prep. At around 8:30, we took 80mg of Furosemide to debloat a little. An hour later, around 9:30, we popped our main stack of 350mg pregabalin, 20mg baclofen, and 200mg caffeine.

We got an Uber to the club, which was completely dead when we first walked in. However, there was one girl dancing like crazy.. While she wasn't exactly my type, her body was insane. After dancing near her for a little bit, I walked up and said my opening line, telling her I needed whatever the fuck she was on.

She laughed and told me she doesn't really drink and only smokes. We started talking, and it turned out she was a 27 year old elementary school teacher living in the country of Georgia. When she asked how old I was, I knew I had to play it smooth as a 19 year old, so I just smiled, laughed, and told her I was old enough. She kept pressing for an answer, so I lied and told her I was 24. She laughed at my response, so she definitely knew I was lying, but the vibe was locked in anyway.

We started dancing together, and she immediately began twerking on me. I dropped my signature line, telling her I don't make the first move on girls in the club, and right then, we started making out while her friend took a photo of us.

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I asked her if she wanted to go downstairs where there was a couch area. She agreed, and after going though the boring small talk, we started hooking up.

She climbed on top of me and started grinding, which made me to make a joke about sending a video of this to her students. As we kept making out, she started rubbing it through my pants. I told her to go under, but she hit me with the excuse of not in public. I suggested moving to the bathroom, but she claimed it was too dirty, offering instead that we go back to her hotel room afterward. However, I couldn’t leave Stralage stranded since he was sleeping over at my house. Once I realized the situation wouldn't escalate past making out, I told her we should go back upstairs to dance. I used the excuse of needing to find Stralage, and we officially dipped from the venue at 2:00 AM because the crowd was getting smaller.

We didn't want to end the night early, so we got an Uber to another bar, which was absolutely packed. We approached 2 girls and started talking, but they turned out to be incredibly boring. Long story short, one was into Stralage and the other was into me, but they had to head out, so we exchanged socials. Because my Instagram is currently banned, I had to rely strictly on Snapchat and phone numbers.

We then took a lap around the bar. As I was walking, a girl standing directly in front of me locked eyes, stared me down, and gave me a massive smile, giving me the most clear IOI imaginable. I walked straight up to her, wrapped my arm around her waist, and told her she was cute. We talked for maybe a minute, and her body language was screaming that she wanted to be kissed. I dropped my classic line again, and she smirked, asking if she should be the one to make the first move. I told her to go for it if she wanted to, and we immediately started making out.
Right then, Stralage walked up to me with another girl, and it turned out these two girls were best friends. @Stralage officially got his first ever hookup, and I am so glad I managed to capture the entire monumental moment on video. I told my girl we should find somewhere more private, so we snuck into a couch area where she climbed on top of me and started grinding while we made out. Mid session, she paused to tell me she doesn't do one night stands, to which I just smiled, laughed, and told her not to worry because this could easily be a 2 night stand instead.

She asked if Stralage and I wanted to go on a double date with them the following night, and I told her I was down. We got up from the couches, and she took us over to introduce us to the rest of her friend group, which consisted of three girls and one guy. I said hello to all the girls and then walked up to the guy to greet him. He was sitting there looking like an absolute clown with his arms and legs completely spread out trying to project dominance.

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I extended my hand for a handshake, and he hit me with a negative facial and body language, completely rejecting it. I immediately grilled him in front of everyone, asking what the fuck was wrong with him, if he was retarded, telling him he wasn't tough, and told him to shake my hand like a man. He snapped, grabbed me tightly by the neck, and threatened that if I hurt his girl best friend, he would make sure to hurt me. I stared right back and told him I wasn't remotely scared of him and that I am not the type of person to hurt girls anyway.

Right after this, the two girls Stralage and I were just getting with claimed they needed to go to the restroom. Five minutes passed and nothing happened, during which time we were just making casual small talk with their other friends, who actually seemed pretty chill at the moment. I happened to look over to my right, and I saw both of the girls making out with completely different guys at the bar.

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I burst out laughing and told Stralage we needed to go confront them. I walked straight up to the girl I had been with and said in a laughing manner, "nice one." I turned to the new guy she was with and informed him that he was just one of who knows how many guys she'd been with tonight, and that she was a dirty whore. I walked away and asked Stralage if he had confronted his girl yet. He admitted he didn't know how or what to say, so I told him the rundown, and he went back and confronted.

To wrap it all up, we walked back over to their friend group, and I looked the guy dead in the eyes and stated that his friends are whores and they belong strictly to the streets. It probably wasn't the most diplomatic thing to say, but I was just speaking the truth. He finally stood up, grabbed me by the neck a second time, which proves this tough mafia boss must have a serious neck fetish, and brought up his fist like he was going to punch me.

I stared him down and told him to go ahead and punch me, knowing damn well he was a pussy who wouldn't actually commit to it. I was completely right, as he kept his hands aggressively on my neck but never threw the punch, choosing instead to desperately defend the honor of girls. He told me to step outside, and I responded that if he wanted to fight, he should at least make it a fair fight when I am not actively high on drugs. He lifted his fist again, and I told him flat out that if he lays a single finger on me, it wasn’t going to end well for him.

Security rushed in to break up the problem. I told security everything was completely fine, and though they initially tried to kick me out, I explained the story. The security guard chuckled and told me I was completely in the right. However, he was still trying to kick me out as it's his job. The bar closed since it was 5:00 AM at this point, so we caught an Uber back to my house.

Afterward, the whore from the bar accepted the Snap request from earlier, since she had grabbed my phone and added herself during the night. She sent a message apologizing and admitting she was completely in the wrong. I told her I honestly don't care because I'm just trying to have fun while on vacation and I'm not out here looking for a girlfriend. We are still planning to run a two man with them, but the exact logistics are still to be determined.

The quick lesson for everyone out there is to always act like a man and never show weakness to other men.






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ur conteracting nardicus’s suicide fuel these are tales

 

[Becker]

nigga said storys with the little asterisk

yeah casue man said "story" and not storys*

Spoiler: ........

fuck u chang

 

[Organ]

yeah casue man said "story" and not storys*

Spoiler: ........

fuck u chang

The correct grammar is stories* though

 

[Organ]

ur conteracting nardicus’s suicide fuel these are tales

Wdym

 

[changroad]

yeah casue man said "story" and not storys*

Spoiler: ........

fuck u chang

the plural of story is stories

 

[Becker]

the plural of story is stories

ok shit bro

i genuinely never knew this, thanks

 

[Becker]

Wdym

he thinks ur lying about these, lol

 

[changroad]

ok bro

i genuinely never knew this, thanks

no probs

 

[Organ]

he thinks ur lying about these, lol

SO be it, as much as these are entertaining for others to read, I write them so I can look back at them as I keep ascending

 

[Emperor Napoleon]

Last Night was One of the Craziest Nights Out for Me

This time, my house was where @Stralage and I met up since the club we were going to was closer to me, and he was set to sleep over. He arrived around 8:00 PM, and since the club didn’t open until midnight, we decided to prep. At around 8:30, we took 80mg of Furosemide to debloat a little. An hour later, around 9:30, we popped our main stack of 350mg pregabalin, 20mg baclofen, and 200mg caffeine.

We got an Uber to the club, which was completely dead when we first walked in. However, there was one girl dancing like crazy.. While she wasn't exactly my type, her body was insane. After dancing near her for a little bit, I walked up and said my opening line, telling her I needed whatever the fuck she was on.

She laughed and told me she doesn't really drink and only smokes. We started talking, and it turned out she was a 27 year old elementary school teacher living in the country of Georgia. When she asked how old I was, I knew I had to play it smooth as a 19 year old, so I just smiled, laughed, and told her I was old enough. She kept pressing for an answer, so I lied and told her I was 24. She laughed at my response, so she definitely knew I was lying, but the vibe was locked in anyway.

We started dancing together, and she immediately began twerking on me. I dropped my signature line, telling her I don't make the first move on girls in the club, and right then, we started making out while her friend took a photo of us.

View attachment 56995
(no face reveal for you boyos)

I asked her if she wanted to go downstairs where there was a couch area. She agreed, and after going though the boring small talk, we started hooking up.

She climbed on top of me and started grinding, which made me to make a joke about sending a video of this to her students. As we kept making out, she started rubbing it through my pants. I told her to go under, but she hit me with the excuse of not in public. I suggested moving to the bathroom, but she claimed it was too dirty, offering instead that we go back to her hotel room afterward. However, I couldn’t leave Stralage stranded since he was sleeping over at my house. Once I realized the situation wouldn't escalate past making out, I told her we should go back upstairs to dance. I used the excuse of needing to find Stralage, and we officially dipped from the venue at 2:00 AM because the crowd was getting smaller.

We didn't want to end the night early, so we got an Uber to another bar, which was absolutely packed. We approached 2 girls and started talking, but they turned out to be incredibly boring. Long story short, one was into Stralage and the other was into me, but they had to head out, so we exchanged socials. Because my Instagram is currently banned, I had to rely strictly on Snapchat and phone numbers.

We then took a lap around the bar. As I was walking, a girl standing directly in front of me locked eyes, stared me down, and gave me a massive smile, giving me the most clear IOI imaginable. I walked straight up to her, wrapped my arm around her waist, and told her she was cute. We talked for maybe a minute, and her body language was screaming that she wanted to be kissed. I dropped my classic line again, and she smirked, asking if she should be the one to make the first move. I told her to go for it if she wanted to, and we immediately started making out.
Right then, Stralage walked up to me with another girl, and it turned out these two girls were best friends. @Stralage officially got his first ever hookup, and I am so glad I managed to capture the entire monumental moment on video. I told my girl we should find somewhere more private, so we snuck into a couch area where she climbed on top of me and started grinding while we made out. Mid session, she paused to tell me she doesn't do one night stands, to which I just smiled, laughed, and told her not to worry because this could easily be a 2 night stand instead.

She asked if Stralage and I wanted to go on a double date with them the following night, and I told her I was down. We got up from the couches, and she took us over to introduce us to the rest of her friend group, which consisted of three girls and one guy. I said hello to all the girls and then walked up to the guy to greet him. He was sitting there looking like an absolute clown with his arms and legs completely spread out trying to project dominance.

View attachment 57008
sooOOoo toUgHhh

I extended my hand for a handshake, and he hit me with a negative facial and body language, completely rejecting it. I immediately grilled him in front of everyone, asking what the fuck was wrong with him, if he was retarded, telling him he wasn't tough, and told him to shake my hand like a man. He snapped, grabbed me tightly by the neck, and threatened that if I hurt his girl best friend, he would make sure to hurt me. I stared right back and told him I wasn't remotely scared of him and that I am not the type of person to hurt girls anyway.

Right after this, the two girls Stralage and I were just getting with claimed they needed to go to the restroom. Five minutes passed and nothing happened, during which time we were just making casual small talk with their other friends, who actually seemed pretty chill at the moment. I happened to look over to my right, and I saw both of the girls making out with completely different guys at the bar.

View attachment 57010

I burst out laughing and told Stralage we needed to go confront them. I walked straight up to the girl I had been with and said in a laughing manner, "nice one." I turned to the new guy she was with and informed him that he was just one of who knows how many guys she'd been with tonight, and that she was a dirty whore. I walked away and asked Stralage if he had confronted his girl yet. He admitted he didn't know how or what to say, so I told him the rundown, and he went back and confronted.

To wrap it all up, we walked back over to their friend group, and I looked the guy dead in the eyes and stated that his friends are whores and they belong strictly to the streets. It probably wasn't the most diplomatic thing to say, but I was just speaking the truth. He finally stood up, grabbed me by the neck a second time, which proves this tough mafia boss must have a serious neck fetish, and brought up his fist like he was going to punch me.

I stared him down and told him to go ahead and punch me, knowing damn well he was a pussy who wouldn't actually commit to it. I was completely right, as he kept his hands aggressively on my neck but never threw the punch, choosing instead to desperately defend the honor of girls. He told me to step outside, and I responded that if he wanted to fight, he should at least make it a fair fight when I am not actively high on drugs. He lifted his fist again, and I told him flat out that if he lays a single finger on me, it wasn’t going to end well for him.

Security rushed in to break up the problem. I told security everything was completely fine, and though they initially tried to kick me out, I explained the story. The security guard chuckled and told me I was completely in the right. However, he was still trying to kick me out as it's his job. The bar closed since it was 5:00 AM at this point, so we caught an Uber back to my house.

Afterward, the whore from the bar accepted the Snap request from earlier, since she had grabbed my phone and added herself during the night. She sent a message apologizing and admitting she was completely in the wrong. I told her I honestly don't care because I'm just trying to have fun while on vacation and I'm not out here looking for a girlfriend. We are still planning to run a two man with them, but the exact logistics are still to be determined.

The quick lesson for everyone out there is to always act like a man and never show weakness to other men.






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Didn't read, didn't listen, didn't watch, don't care, rope asap

 

[the wizard]

Wdym

nardicus posts suicide fuel u post hope fuel

 

[the wizard]

Didn't read, didn't listen, didn't watch, don't care, rope asap

in short, dnr

 

[Organ]

nardicus posts suicide fuel u post hope fuel

Yeah but what did you mean by tales? U are saying these are fiction?

 

[Organ]

Didn't read, didn't listen, didn't watch, don't care, rope asap

Biggest incel award goes to you

 

[changroad]

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Biggest incel award goes to you

this shit gotta be ragebait

 

[Becker]

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Biggest incel award goes to you

mirin

nigga scrolled through his posts with hatred, lmao

 

[Organ]

mirin

nigga scrolled through his posts with hatred, lmao

 

[qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbn]

nigga im 6'1 and 14, girls don't care as much as you think, i used to think it was the only thing that mattered, its not.

Genetic lottery; I'm 14 and 5,4 estimated height or prediction I'll be 5'8 ( if I ever got my grandpop's genes ( 5'11 ) I'd be in the 6 range :c

 

[Becker]

Genetic lottery; I'm 14 and 5,4 estimated height or prediction I'll be 5'8 ( if I ever got my grandpop's genes ( 5'11 ) I'd be in the 6 range :c

fuck, im sorry bro

 

[Organ]

Genetic lottery; I'm 14 and 5,4 estimated height or prediction I'll be 5'8 ( if I ever got my grandpop's genes ( 5'11 ) I'd be in the 6 range :c

I reached 5'0 as a freshman in high school (13). Dw abt it.

 

[qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbn]

fuck, im sorry bro

Its alright bro, 5'8 is good in my country

 

[changroad]

Genetic lottery; I'm 14 and 5,4 estimated height or prediction I'll be 5'8 ( if I ever got my grandpop's genes ( 5'11 ) I'd be in the 6 range :c

its alright bro we gotta keep doing massai jumps and bonesmashing and we'll reach 6' soon

 

[Becker]

I reached 5'0 as a freshman in high school (13). Dw abt it.

he should worry about it though

 

[qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbn]

I reached 5'0 as a freshman in high school (13). Dw abt it.

I've been 5ft since 7 grade and grew 4 in

 

[qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbn]

I've been 5ft since 7 grade and grew 4 in

I'm an IT 10GRADER

 

[Becker]

I've been 5ft since 7 grade and grew 4 in

in grade 7 i was 5'6 and in grade 8 i was 6'1 (now)

are you on any pharma though?

 

[qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbn]

in grade 7 i was 5'6 and in grade 8 i was 6'1 (now)

s are you on any pharma though?

Not really I'm on tret the serum cream
Edit: how are you in 8th grade?

 

[Becker]

Not really I'm on tret the serum cream

for your height i meant

 

[Organ]

in grade 7 i was 5'6 and in grade 8 i was 6'1 (now)

are you on any pharma though?

You still got time btw. My first hookup was end of 12th grade.

 

[qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbn]

for your height i meant

Nah I'm too poor for that shit, but I do have hg & mk-677 saved in cart though, I'm saving up till I can afford it

 

[Mr. Beast]

Nah I'm too poor for that shit, but I do have hg & mk-677 saved in cart though, I'm saving up till I can afford it

wow.

 

[qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbn]

wow.

Yeah bro, life's hard; can't apply for a job neither—only minor stuff like side hustling, doesn't really work well

 

[Mr. Beast]

Yeah bro, life's hard; can't apply for a job neither—only minor stuff like side hustling, doesn't really work well

And you live in the Philippines

sorry

 

[qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbn]

And you live in the Philippines

sorry

Yeah bro, there's nothing really I can do about it, I legit do scamming sometimes if I'm down bad; we're not thatpoor probably a mid tier class

 

[qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbn]

Yeah bro, there's nothing really I can do about it, I legit do scamming sometimes if I'm down bad; we're not thatpoor probably a mid tier class

It's just that my parents won't allow me to do these all stuff even if lie, it's practically impossible

 

[Mr. Beast]

Yeah bro, there's nothing really I can do about it, I legit do scamming sometimes if I'm down bad; we're not thatpoor probably a mid tier class

crazy how much life is determined from where you are born

but there are exceptions

 

[Mr. Beast]

It's just that my parents won't allow me to do these all stuff even if lie, it's practically impossible

Sad, sorry

 

[qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbn]

crazy how much life is determined from where you are born

but there are exceptions

Ye, kinda brutal but I'll eventually find a way to resolve this problem; the only thing is, I don't really know what to do nor what to buy, I just booked mart random BOTB thinking it'll help me—it doesn't. That's why I always seek for help to learn shit; I'm gonna be honest I only like to rot and do minor softmaxes like: debloating and working out ( not really working in my base ) so if you or anyone helped me, I'd be honored man.

 

[qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbn]

Ye, kinda brutal but I'll eventually find a way to resolve this problem; the only thing is, I don't really know what to do nor what to buy, I just booked mart random BOTB thinking it'll help me—it doesn't. That's why I always seek for help to learn shit; I'm gonna be honest I only like to rot and do minor softmaxes like: debloating and working out ( not really working in my base ) so if you or anyone helped me, I'd be honored man.

Tl;Dr : doesn't know shit and wants help

 

[Becker]

Ye, kinda brutal but I'll eventually find a way to resolve this problem; the only thing is, I don't really know what to do nor what to buy, I just booked mart random BOTB thinking it'll help me—it doesn't. That's why I always seek for help to learn shit; I'm gonna be honest I only like to rot and do minor softmaxes like: debloating and working out ( not really working in my base ) so if you or anyone helped me, I'd be honored man.

surgery bruv ive seen ur face, you need it

no shade

 

[nikolozzz]

how?

Thing that I am ugly and short, and thing that this will never be me

 

[Becker]

Thing that I am ugly and short, and thing that this will never be me

no need to envy, accept it and be happy for him

its over

 

[nikolozzz]

no need to envy, accept it and be happy for him

its over

when did I say I envy? And It's never over.

 

[qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbn]

surgery bruv ive seen ur face, you need it

no shade

Yeah, I'd probably do a lot of surgery in the near future; including: lefort, height lengthing ( were they insert a long as metal to your foot or wtv it is ) and more—ill so be reading lots of BOTB so I'll know what to do

 

[Becker]

when did I say I envy? And It's never over.

might've been mistaken mb

 

[Becker]

And It's never over.

idk about that bro

 

[nikolozzz]

might've been mistaken mb

No worries, check dms i'll show you my side