had to skip a house party cuz i lied about my height like a retard (1 Viewer)

[4pfl]

So this girl from a different school I recently started talking to (who I have never met irl) invited me to a house party at one of her friend's house, and since I had told her I was 6'4 (I'm actually 6'1), meeting irl would be a bad idea without shoe lifts

So of course I thought I'd wear my 2.5 inch height boosters and go but then I realized that I'd have to take off my fucking shoes there, and therefore I'd be exposed

So I didn't go, I guess lying about your height does have consequences

 

[i_blame_oxytocin]

should have bought the ones that go under the socks

 

[useless_neurodivergent]

ratio boii

 

[sensitive sapphire]

your greed disgusts me

 

[Sploinkus_]

Why the fuck is the text so big, did you lie about your cataracts too?

 

[4pfl]

Why the fuck is the text so big, did you lie about your cataracts too?

because i dont want the faggots of this forum to dnr me

 

[Sploinkus_]

because i dont want the faggots of this forum to dnr me

it didn't work

 

[muissocool]

because i dont want the faggots of this forum to dnr me

making the text bigger wont stop them from dnr'ing you bruh

 

[4pfl]

your greed disgusts me

the girl is 5'10 so I lied about my height

 

[Sploinkus_]

it didn't work

i'm joking king I read every word, ily and you rep mog me.

 

[unknown slayer]

the girl is 5'10 so I lied about my height

tall girls are peak, like i talk to any

 

[auk]

greedy ass tall niggas lying abt their height makes the dating market impossible for us true manlets

 

[Peace]

dnr

 

[dookiebootybutt59]

i read every word, great thread.

 

[dookiebootybutt59]

dnr faggot

 

[4pfl]

dnr

okay but 1500 rep in 2 months is lowk crazy

 

[unknown slayer]

dnr faggot

bro is larping the dnr

 

[Peace]

okay but 1500 rep in 2 months is lowk crazy

thanks bhai