JFL had the craziest dream last nigh (3 Viewers)

[determinism]

so, i went to china

you may be wondering “why the fuck would you go china”, to that i say: idfk, ask my brain

anyways, i went to a PLA military parade in beijing, shit was fucking peak. i dont remember much from that day, but anywho

the next day, im on a bus going to some zoo/aquarium in the middle of nowhere, theres some dude at the front of the bus dressed as xi jin ping and someone next to him dressed as first lady of china. as im walking off the bus i salute them and we laugh about it, after getting off the bus i meet two chinese song artists i’d never heard of but i could tell they were song artists cus of a poster in the background

it was just chinese snowstrippers, i then walk along the sidewalk to get to the entrance but whilst im walking, im on my phone checking my looksmax.gg notifications, and i accidentally walked into an australian gift shop??

and then i woke up when i heard the australian accent.

that was my dream guys! now i want to go to CHINA

Spoiler: Church of Preet

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[nordsfreak]

so, i went to china

you may be wondering “why the fuck would you go china”, to that i say: idfk, ask my brain

anyways, i went to a PLA military parade in beijing, shit was fucking peak. i dont remember much from that day, but anywho

the next day, im on a bus going to some zoo/aquarium in the middle of nowhere, theres some dude at the front of the bus dressed as xi jin ping and someone next to him dressed as first lady of china. as im walking off the bus i salute them and we laugh about it, after getting off the bus i meet two chinese song artists i’d never heard of but i could tell they were song artists cus of a poster in the background

it was just chinese snowstrippers, i then walk along the sidewalk to get to the entrance but whilst im walking, im on my phone checking my looksmax.gg notifications, and i accidentally walked into an australian gift shop??

and then i woke up when i heard the australian accent.

that was my dream guys! now i want to go to CHINA
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Spoiler: Church of Preet

@Hoheit BastiHgH @1ncel @determinism @chadpreet @Circadex @Kurdish_slayer @6zr @sensitive sapphire @davidmcall1899 @FaZe_Kjetil00 @GENESIS @highinhibmanlet @Judenbänker @justnemat @Kakashi69 @kanyewestlover66 @NoBONES @sleepcel @VelocityAnt @Mirin @slogxER @Amygdala @GeneticLotteryLoser @hippocamp @Hyporoxin @i_blame_oxytocin @Jester4Foids @Machiavellian @MedSlayer @NorthAfricanRopemaxxer @SinisterTRADition @User123 @sensitiveyoungman

 

[determinism]

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like i said, it was a dream

 

[nordsfreak]

like i said, it was a dream

No worries bhai , Everyone likes to share their good dreams

 

[humble brit volcel]

so, i went to china

you may be wondering “why the fuck would you go china”, to that i say: idfk, ask my brain

anyways, i went to a PLA military parade in beijing, shit was fucking peak. i dont remember much from that day, but anywho

the next day, im on a bus going to some zoo/aquarium in the middle of nowhere, theres some dude at the front of the bus dressed as xi jin ping and someone next to him dressed as first lady of china. as im walking off the bus i salute them and we laugh about it, after getting off the bus i meet two chinese song artists i’d never heard of but i could tell they were song artists cus of a poster in the background

it was just chinese snowstrippers, i then walk along the sidewalk to get to the entrance but whilst im walking, im on my phone checking my looksmax.gg notifications, and i accidentally walked into an australian gift shop??

and then i woke up when i heard the australian accent.

that was my dream guys! now i want to go to CHINA
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Spoiler: Church of Preet

@Hoheit BastiHgH @1ncel @determinism @chadpreet @Circadex @Kurdish_slayer @6zr @sensitive sapphire @davidmcall1899 @FaZe_Kjetil00 @GENESIS @highinhibmanlet @Judenbänker @justnemat @Kakashi69 @kanyewestlover66 @NoBONES @sleepcel @VelocityAnt @Mirin @slogxER @Amygdala @GeneticLotteryLoser @hippocamp @Hyporoxin @i_blame_oxytocin @Jester4Foids @Machiavellian @MedSlayer @NorthAfricanRopemaxxer @SinisterTRADition @User123 @sensitiveyoungman

had a dream i was with andrey smaev and i had the weight of like a 30kg 5'2 guy and he starting asking me if i was roiding and then the tren twins walked in

 

[determinism]

@Amygdala @Scorpion

 

[Judenbänker]

What the fuck lmao

 

[determinism]

What the fuck lmao

i know, and then the dream i had the other day was i accidentally nutted in my girl and 9 months later we had a retard baby which i binned

 

[nordsfreak]

so, i went to china

you may be wondering “why the fuck would you go china”, to that i say: idfk, ask my brain

anyways, i went to a PLA military parade in beijing, shit was fucking peak. i dont remember much from that day, but anywho

the next day, im on a bus going to some zoo/aquarium in the middle of nowhere, theres some dude at the front of the bus dressed as xi jin ping and someone next to him dressed as first lady of china. as im walking off the bus i salute them and we laugh about it, after getting off the bus i meet two chinese song artists i’d never heard of but i could tell they were song artists cus of a poster in the background

it was just chinese snowstrippers, i then walk along the sidewalk to get to the entrance but whilst im walking, im on my phone checking my looksmax.gg notifications, and i accidentally walked into an australian gift shop??

and then i woke up when i heard the australian accent.

that was my dream guys! now i want to go to CHINA
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Spoiler: Church of Preet

@Hoheit BastiHgH @1ncel @determinism @chadpreet @Circadex @Kurdish_slayer @6zr @sensitive sapphire @davidmcall1899 @FaZe_Kjetil00 @GENESIS @highinhibmanlet @Judenbänker @justnemat @Kakashi69 @kanyewestlover66 @NoBONES @sleepcel @VelocityAnt @Mirin @slogxER @Amygdala @GeneticLotteryLoser @hippocamp @Hyporoxin @i_blame_oxytocin @Jester4Foids @Machiavellian @MedSlayer @NorthAfricanRopemaxxer @SinisterTRADition @User123 @sensitiveyoungman

Had a dream , i saw myself laying down in the chest of my crush shhhh , end up waking while hugging my pillow

 

[mod]

since dexter doesn't not allow me to say "ok" I'll say, lol ok instead

 

[mod]

lol ok

 

[nordsfreak]

since dexter doesn't not allow me to say "ok" I'll say, lol ok instead

 

[i_blame_oxytocin]

now i may share my dream
last night i had a wacky vivid dream that i had a jug of rotten raw milk (i have no clue why i dreamed this)
and i was spinning on it all day (i could fell it thats how vivid my dream was) and al the teacher were like "dude your gonna get fucked up bro i swear"
then later in the dream i was going t make a coffee, but before i ate a cookie, but since i had been drinking rotten raw milk all day my body couldn't handle the cookie and i threw up only the cookie but all chewed (again the dream was so real i could feel this in my mouth while i was sleeping)
after throwing up my cooking teacher came up and was like "hows it going 'my_name' are the coffees good" but my head was spinning like crazy and throw uo more
after that i made a chai x marcher marcha? (idk that green shit that people drink) latte and shit was the best drink i had ever made and every one came up to me and was like "damm buddy your good at this cafe shit" but i felt sick af so went and sat down and talked to my year 7 cooking teacher about different types of milk​

 

[nordsfreak]

now i may share my dream
last night i had a wacky vivid dream that i had a jug of rotten raw milk (i have no clue why i dreamed this)
and i was spinning on it all day (i could fell it thats how vivid my dream was) and al the teacher were like "dude your gonna get fucked up bro i swear"
then later in the dream i was going t make a coffee, but before i ate a cookie, but since i had been drinking rotten raw milk all day my body couldn't handle the cookie and i threw up only the cookie but all chewed (again the dream was so real i could feel this in my mouth while i was sleeping)
after throwing up my cooking teacher came up and was like "hows it going 'my_name' are the coffees good" but my head was spinning like crazy and throw uo more
after that i made a chai x marcher marcha? (idk that green shit that people drink) latte and shit was the best drink i had ever made and every one came up to me and was like "damm buddy your good at this cafe shit" but i felt sick af so went and sat down and talked to my year 7 cooking teacher about different types of milk​

It was my rubbery nipples bro

 

[VelocityAnt]

Today I dreamt that I developped superpowers via an Eldritch god named "Apheleus" and started killing the wildlife of some British beach and a whale, Homelander style.

 

[Scorpion]

had a dream i was with andrey smaev and i had the weight of like a 30kg 5'2 guy and he starting asking me if i was roiding and then the tren twins walked in

Dnr will read later son

 

[SinisterTRADition]

Average day in China

 

[Sploinkus_]

so, i went to china

in a little rowboat to find ya?

 

[determinism]

in a little rowboat to find ya?

 

[GeneticLotteryLoser]

had a dream i was with andrey smaev and i had the weight of like a 30kg 5'2 guy and he starting asking me if i was roiding and then the tren twins walked in

Ayeeee mirin the old avi bro

 

[Scorpion]

so, i went to china

you may be wondering “why the fuck would you go china”, to that i say: idfk, ask my brain

anyways, i went to a PLA military parade in beijing, shit was fucking peak. i dont remember much from that day, but anywho

the next day, im on a bus going to some zoo/aquarium in the middle of nowhere, theres some dude at the front of the bus dressed as xi jin ping and someone next to him dressed as first lady of china. as im walking off the bus i salute them and we laugh about it, after getting off the bus i meet two chinese song artists i’d never heard of but i could tell they were song artists cus of a poster in the background

it was just chinese snowstrippers, i then walk along the sidewalk to get to the entrance but whilst im walking, im on my phone checking my looksmax.gg notifications, and i accidentally walked into an australian gift shop??

and then i woke up when i heard the australian accent.

that was my dream guys! now i want to go to CHINA
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Spoiler: Church of Preet

@Hoheit BastiHgH @1ncel @determinism @chadpreet @Circadex @Kurdish_slayer @6zr @sensitive sapphire @davidmcall1899 @FaZe_Kjetil00 @GENESIS @highinhibmanlet @Judenbänker @justnemat @Kakashi69 @kanyewestlover66 @NoBONES @sleepcel @VelocityAnt @Mirin @slogxER @Amygdala @GeneticLotteryLoser @hippocamp @Hyporoxin @i_blame_oxytocin @Jester4Foids @Machiavellian @MedSlayer @NorthAfricanRopemaxxer @SinisterTRADition @User123 @sensitiveyoungman

Fantastic

 

[Tabbyviel heir]

so, i went to china

you may be wondering “why the fuck would you go china”, to that i say: idfk, ask my brain

anyways, i went to a PLA military parade in beijing, shit was fucking peak. i dont remember much from that day, but anywho

the next day, im on a bus going to some zoo/aquarium in the middle of nowhere, theres some dude at the front of the bus dressed as xi jin ping and someone next to him dressed as first lady of china. as im walking off the bus i salute them and we laugh about it, after getting off the bus i meet two chinese song artists i’d never heard of but i could tell they were song artists cus of a poster in the background

it was just chinese snowstrippers, i then walk along the sidewalk to get to the entrance but whilst im walking, im on my phone checking my looksmax.gg notifications, and i accidentally walked into an australian gift shop??

and then i woke up when i heard the australian accent.

that was my dream guys! now i want to go to CHINA
View attachment 51061

Spoiler: Church of Preet

@Hoheit BastiHgH @1ncel @determinism @chadpreet @Circadex @Kurdish_slayer @6zr @sensitive sapphire @davidmcall1899 @FaZe_Kjetil00 @GENESIS @highinhibmanlet @Judenbänker @justnemat @Kakashi69 @kanyewestlover66 @NoBONES @sleepcel @VelocityAnt @Mirin @slogxER @Amygdala @GeneticLotteryLoser @hippocamp @Hyporoxin @i_blame_oxytocin @Jester4Foids @Machiavellian @MedSlayer @NorthAfricanRopemaxxer @SinisterTRADition @User123 @sensitiveyoungman

dnr determinism fuck your tiktok videos. i fucking hate them go delete those fuckass vids

 

[determinism]

dnr determinism fuck your tiktok videos. i fucking hate them go delete those fuckass vids