Serious Goon (11 Viewers)

[Parsival]

Drop that stupid "not ejaculating for months makes you better" mentality. It's not discipline, it's a lack of reasoning. Sperm: cells with a limited lifespan that deteriorate if stored. More time in there doesn't mean more power, it means more wear and tear, poorer motility, and more accumulated damage. Thinking that holding it in for months makes you superior is confusing self-control with physiological ignorance. You're not "optimizing" anything, you're letting biological material age. Ejaculating with some frequency isn't weakness, it's simply renewal. The body functions better when there's turnover, not when you accumulate out of pride. And no, this doesn't make you less of a man or less disciplined. If your idea of discipline depends on how long you can hold it in, you're measuring it the wrong way. Don't be a fool and think I'm telling you to watch porn more often, get a girlfriend. Or if you're a total loser, do it with your imagination. I once asked how often I should have sex for it to be optimal, the answer is: when your body tells you to (whenever you want to).

https://www.ox.ac.uk/news/2026-03-25-new-study-finds-stored-sperm-deteriorates-across-animal-kingdom

 

[ExtremelyHonestPervert]

 

[hoodsickle]

Thats why I goon 5 times a day, low cortisol like goatis

 

[ExtremelyHonestPervert]

Thats why I goon 5 times a day, low cortisol like goatis

Your dick is shrinking

 

[Parsival]

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Average tiktok victim:

 

[ExtremelyHonestPervert]

Average tiktok victim:

yea bro I’m a tiktokcel bro totally

 

[ExtremelyHonestPervert]

Fucking hella retards on here now

 

[Parsival]

yea bro I’m a tiktokcel bro totally

Sad, I hope the best for you kiddo

 

[ExtremelyHonestPervert]

JFL when you know I post on your threads it’s shit btw

 

[Parsival]

JFL when you know I post on your threads it’s shit btw

I have no idea who are you

 

[muissocool]

JFL when you know I post on your threads it’s shit btw

ENOUGH... no more disrespecting THE parsival...

 

[ExtremelyHonestPervert]

I have no idea who are you

ENOUGH... no more disrespecting THE parsival...

Who is this kid, I was hella known for like a week when I hopped on my og account gandy then people started gifting my rep left and right

 

[ExtremelyHonestPervert]

Og as in original, “og” is really taken out of context a lot nowadays

 

[Parsival]

Who is this kid, I was hella known for like a week when I hopped on my og account gandy then people started gifting my rep left and right

Yeah wtv, thanks you Lord og for write 7 reply to my thread, now I see how retards can people be bc of tiktok
Ohh Lord og you intimidate me because you've been here a long time, you're amazing, wow!

 

[ExtremelyHonestPervert]

Yeah wtv, thanks you Lord og for write 7 reply to my thread, now I see how retards can people be bc of tiktok
Ohh Lord og you intimidate me because you've been here a long time, you're amazing, wow!

go make goon threads fucking no life cuck

 

[ExtremelyHonestPervert]

Go on go make your “ friends” happy

 

[Parsival]

go make goon threads fucking no life cuck

Go on go make your “ friends” happy

 

[i_blame_oxytocin]

go make goon threads fucking no life cuck

Go on go make your “ friends” happy

Who is this kid, I was hella known for like a week when I hopped on my og account gandy then people started gifting my rep left and right

Fucking hella retards on here now

this nigga is fucking mad

:you when you read this thread prolly

 

[i_blame_oxytocin]

Your dick is shrinking

not how that works
might even be the other way round
a lot of trans women will jerk daily to keep size while on hrt