the wizard
farley mowat disciple,
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After my lifeguard pay hit, i’ve devoted the last 3 days to finding good investments to eventually get bimax with ccw. I’ve narrowed good investments down to three possible options.
1. Index funds. This was a lifesaver. The stock market on average returns 10% per year, but that gain is not evenly distributed, entire sectors suffer while others excel. Index funds are merely a mitigation of that money loss risk, and the return is highly consistent, and also with the state of current governments being cucks to banks, if the bank ur investing through goes under, you will get bailed out.
2. treasury bonds, specifically for americans.
Treasury bonds are a guarantee of a payment at a higher rate, and remains the most trustworthy source to put ur money, or at least into. Also, say the treasury misses the bond maturation, they have to pay you a higher percentile, and thanks to the current fiscally irresponsible president, i was able to get a 32 percent return because the bonds defaulted, and the bonds i had purchased had a penalty for default.
3. A high yield savings account. thanks to TD bank, i was able to get a 2 percent quarterly interest rate thanks to me knowing the bank manager(im not a jew btw), but high yield savings are secure as fuck. This requires negotiation when you open a savings account, so bring ur parent who has the best people skills to the bank when you go there to open one, as the savings yield plan things are bullshit, they can offer almost anything.
1. Index funds. This was a lifesaver. The stock market on average returns 10% per year, but that gain is not evenly distributed, entire sectors suffer while others excel. Index funds are merely a mitigation of that money loss risk, and the return is highly consistent, and also with the state of current governments being cucks to banks, if the bank ur investing through goes under, you will get bailed out.
2. treasury bonds, specifically for americans.
Treasury bonds are a guarantee of a payment at a higher rate, and remains the most trustworthy source to put ur money, or at least into. Also, say the treasury misses the bond maturation, they have to pay you a higher percentile, and thanks to the current fiscally irresponsible president, i was able to get a 32 percent return because the bonds defaulted, and the bonds i had purchased had a penalty for default.
3. A high yield savings account. thanks to TD bank, i was able to get a 2 percent quarterly interest rate thanks to me knowing the bank manager(im not a jew btw), but high yield savings are secure as fuck. This requires negotiation when you open a savings account, so bring ur parent who has the best people skills to the bank when you go there to open one, as the savings yield plan things are bullshit, they can offer almost anything.

