goyboy.hero
Superhero of the goys
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I failed my lifeguard certification test a second time. Makes me mad bc ik 6 people that are lifeguards, 4 are foids, and 2 are chubby guys. Im 155 pounds 11% body fat and didn't even get close to passing.
The test was a 350m freestyle of breastroke, tread water with no arms for 2 minutes, and get a 20 pound brick from the bottom of the pool and bring it 25 meters while it's above the water and you're on your back. I didn't even get 250 meters that shit was humiliating
The test was a 350m freestyle of breastroke, tread water with no arms for 2 minutes, and get a 20 pound brick from the bottom of the pool and bring it 25 meters while it's above the water and you're on your back. I didn't even get 250 meters that shit was humiliating

