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which one in y’all’s opinion is better for spanking the monkey ?
Dry beat mogswhich one in y’all’s opinion is better for spanking the monkey ?
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What I’m sayingDry beat mogs
It’s so broootallll dry=psl wet = soy boy pussydry beat is more dark triad




def dry lotion is fucking weirdwhich one in y’all’s opinion is better for spanking the monkey ?
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Every time I’ve even tried to use lotion I feel like a weird cuck in a chair instead of the chad cuck in the thronedef dry lotion is fucking weird


the way god intendedwhich one in y’all’s opinion is better for spanking the monkey ?
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Lotion is a myth, no one actually beats their shi with lotion. Kind of like how mice don't actually eat cheese.which one in y’all’s opinion is better for spanking the monkey ?
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I feel like the mfs who beat with lotion are genuinely demons who love the burnLotion is a myth, no one actually beats their shi with lotion. Kind of like how mice don't actually eat cheese.

Fr + a solid grip is preferable either wayI feel like the mfs who beat with lotion are genuinely demons who love the burn![]()
I want a tactical grip not a fucking slip and slideFr + a solid grip is preferable either way
Who the fuck calls it spanking the monkey ??which one in y’all’s opinion is better for spanking the monkey ?
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Idk I saw it somewhere on here and thought it was funny asfWho the fuck calls it spanking the monkey ??

Obviously wet I mean your not gonna get as much contraction or speed dry cause it'll start to hurtwhich one in y’all’s opinion is better for spanking the monkey ?
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Shower gooning lowkey fire but can’t over due it cus then you fuck your selfdry beat when im in my dorm, wet beat when im at home and can shower right after gooning. Wet mogs in terms of tip focus and longevity of each stroke session, but dry is great because its more discreet, less cleanup, and much quicker if you wanna just bust a quick nut


no you grip onto your foreskin and pull it up and down over the tip. Youre not sliding your whole hand youre gripping and tuggingy'all get scabs on Ur dick ..dry sounds like carpet burn
im circumcised tho is that prob lmao??no you grip onto your foreskin and pull it up and down over the tip. Youre not sliding your whole hand youre gripping and tugging
Dry beat with a sock>which one in y’all’s opinion is better for spanking the monkey ?
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