JordanFagget271
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i dont rlly hang out that much with this friend for like 2 years alr, we hang out when im in city sometimes which is like twice a month, hes iqlet and loves drinking, im not doing that looksmin, im only smoking weed usually
(didnt drink for 15months already)
so im on this house party, not rlly a party 3ven these niggas were drinking whilst waiting for ufc and there were no foids, and this manlet (5ft 6 mmtn) drank 4 shots of jager and somehow got drunk, yeah shots were maybe a bit bigger than usual but still about the same, he wants to go to club since its 00:30 already and we say that we will go in half an hour, js to see if there are any foids since its literally a town, cant be called a city, and this nigga goes alone 30mins before us, and when we get ready, guess what happens
I CANT FIND MY JACKET, ITS -5C⁰
WE KNOW HE BRANG MY JACKET W HIM FOR SURE
we call him, hes so drunk he doesnt know where he is so we call our friend thats already in club to look for him since he is nonverbal from alcohol(FROM 4 SHOTS OF JAGER)
and he finds him 15 mins later
WITH ONLY HIS FKING T SHIRT, FREEZING

so we get to them and ask him where are his and my jackets, hes nonverbal saying some random shit, saying 9112 for no reason and we get him home, he remembers he has no keys with him so he knocks and his dog wakes his mother up and he gets inside, HE LOST HIS HOODIE, HIS JACKET AND MY JACKET, HOW LOW IQ U GOTTA BE
NOW I HAVE TO EXPLAIN TO MOM WHAT HAPPENED TO MY JACKET, AND MONEY THAT WOULD GO TO PEPTIDES PROBABLY WILL GO TO NEW JACKET
anyone wants part2? (ill make it either way)

tags: @arzenic
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(didnt drink for 15months already)
so im on this house party, not rlly a party 3ven these niggas were drinking whilst waiting for ufc and there were no foids, and this manlet (5ft 6 mmtn) drank 4 shots of jager and somehow got drunk, yeah shots were maybe a bit bigger than usual but still about the same, he wants to go to club since its 00:30 already and we say that we will go in half an hour, js to see if there are any foids since its literally a town, cant be called a city, and this nigga goes alone 30mins before us, and when we get ready, guess what happens
I CANT FIND MY JACKET, ITS -5C⁰
WE KNOW HE BRANG MY JACKET W HIM FOR SURE
we call him, hes so drunk he doesnt know where he is so we call our friend thats already in club to look for him since he is nonverbal from alcohol(FROM 4 SHOTS OF JAGER)
and he finds him 15 mins later
WITH ONLY HIS FKING T SHIRT, FREEZING
so we get to them and ask him where are his and my jackets, hes nonverbal saying some random shit, saying 9112 for no reason and we get him home, he remembers he has no keys with him so he knocks and his dog wakes his mother up and he gets inside, HE LOST HIS HOODIE, HIS JACKET AND MY JACKET, HOW LOW IQ U GOTTA BE
NOW I HAVE TO EXPLAIN TO MOM WHAT HAPPENED TO MY JACKET, AND MONEY THAT WOULD GO TO PEPTIDES PROBABLY WILL GO TO NEW JACKET
anyone wants part2? (ill make it either way)
tags: @arzenic

