JFL Crashed a car off pregab (1 Viewer)

[Anavarolic]

Some guy asking about pregab use reminded me of this

2 years ago before i had my full licence Which you need to be 17 in my country to get i had really just started actually having the balls to use any compounds (i thought mk was gonna ascend me jfl) my first order of pregab and baclo had just came in and was my second time ever using it on a weekend my parents were away on a business trip and didnt hide the car keys too well just for shits and gigs i took 800mg of pregab and some baclo but some chick asked me to pick her up i knew i shouldn’t drive while on pregab but thought the dose was too low for me because i hadn’t felt anything yet and i got in the car to go pick her mid way through ride it all kicked in and i went full retarded tryna cut up and crashed into a bus full of people infront of a weed dispensary with her in the passenger she was an exchange student so she ran away from the fear of thinking she was gonna get deported had my friends mom get there in time before the cops to tell them she was sitting next to me while i was driving which would’ve made it legal and never actually faced any issues with cops but did get kicked out for a week for crashing my dads 2 month old new car. NEVER DRIVE OFF PREGAB JFL. The weed dispensary worker was some chubby asian lady and when she saw me loosing my mind on the curb came out and handed me two joints for free before cops came.



Legal disclaimer:this is tales i made this up.

 

[Synapzyzz]

nigga stop spamming or im gonna have to rape you

 

[Anavarolic]

nigga stop spamming or im gonna have to rape you

Its not even low effort and no one else posting threads rn anyway im giving entertainment bhai

 

[FoidSlayer]

Its not even low effort and no one else posting threads rn anyway im giving entertainment bhai

The drought is real

 

[Dexter]

not a single comma in this wall of slop
felt like i was rapping this mumbaian tale

 

[SinisterTRADition]

Dnr

 

[Anavarolic]

Dnr

You gotta start (R)ing

 

[Dexter]

You gotta start (R)ing

that shit was not funny
most overcomplicated joke of all time

 

[Anavarolic]

that shit was not funny
most overcomplicated joke of all time

 

[paracelsus]

Same but not me it was my brother he crashed my uncles work van on homogormone

 

[6ft1Cheat]

Some guy asking about pregab use reminded me of this View attachment 38050
2 years ago before i had my full licence Which you need to be 17 in my country to get i had really just started actually having the balls to use any compounds (i thought mk was gonna ascend me jfl) my first order of pregab and baclo had just came in and was my second time ever using it on a weekend my parents were away on a business trip and didnt hide the car keys too well just for shits and gigs i took 800mg of pregab and some baclo but some chick asked me to pick her up i knew i shouldn’t drive while on pregab but thought the dose was too low for me because i hadn’t felt anything yet and i got in the car to go pick her mid way through ride it all kicked in and i went full retarded tryna cut up and crashed into a bus full of people infront of a weed dispensary with her in the passenger she was an exchange student so she ran away from the fear of thinking she was gonna get deported had my friends mom get there in time before the cops to tell them she was sitting next to me while i was driving which would’ve made it legal and never actually faced any issues with cops but did get kicked out for a week for crashing my dads 2 month old new car. NEVER DRIVE OFF PREGAB JFL. The weed dispensary worker was some chubby asian lady and when she saw me loosing my mind on the curb came out and handed me two joints for free before cops came.



Legal disclaimer:this is tales i made this up.

 

[nineteen]

Some guy asking about pregab use reminded me of this View attachment 38050
2 years ago before i had my full licence Which you need to be 17 in my country to get i had really just started actually having the balls to use any compounds (i thought mk was gonna ascend me jfl) my first order of pregab and baclo had just came in and was my second time ever using it on a weekend my parents were away on a business trip and didnt hide the car keys too well just for shits and gigs i took 800mg of pregab and some baclo but some chick asked me to pick her up i knew i shouldn’t drive while on pregab but thought the dose was too low for me because i hadn’t felt anything yet and i got in the car to go pick her mid way through ride it all kicked in and i went full retarded tryna cut up and crashed into a bus full of people infront of a weed dispensary with her in the passenger she was an exchange student so she ran away from the fear of thinking she was gonna get deported had my friends mom get there in time before the cops to tell them she was sitting next to me while i was driving which would’ve made it legal and never actually faced any issues with cops but did get kicked out for a week for crashing my dads 2 month old new car. NEVER DRIVE OFF PREGAB JFL. The weed dispensary worker was some chubby asian lady and when she saw me loosing my mind on the curb came out and handed me two joints for free before cops came.



Legal disclaimer:this is tales i made this up.

dnr kid

 

[FatRetard]

Retard. You could have killed someone.

 

[dior]

Some guy asking about pregab use reminded me of this View attachment 38050
2 years ago before i had my full licence Which you need to be 17 in my country to get i had really just started actually having the balls to use any compounds (i thought mk was gonna ascend me jfl) my first order of pregab and baclo had just came in and was my second time ever using it on a weekend my parents were away on a business trip and didnt hide the car keys too well just for shits and gigs i took 800mg of pregab and some baclo but some chick asked me to pick her up i knew i shouldn’t drive while on pregab but thought the dose was too low for me because i hadn’t felt anything yet and i got in the car to go pick her mid way through ride it all kicked in and i went full retarded tryna cut up and crashed into a bus full of people infront of a weed dispensary with her in the passenger she was an exchange student so she ran away from the fear of thinking she was gonna get deported had my friends mom get there in time before the cops to tell them she was sitting next to me while i was driving which would’ve made it legal and never actually faced any issues with cops but did get kicked out for a week for crashing my dads 2 month old new car. NEVER DRIVE OFF PREGAB JFL. The weed dispensary worker was some chubby asian lady and when she saw me loosing my mind on the curb came out and handed me two joints for free before cops came.



Legal disclaimer:this is tales i made this up.

jfl jfl jfl

 

[Circadex]

not a single comma in this wall of slop
felt like i was rapping this mumbaian tale

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This reminds me of those retarded kids in school that needed the magnifying tool to read, with big letters. Makes sense considering OP crashed his car; most people who do are retarded

 

[goyboy.hero]

Some guy asking about pregab use reminded me of this View attachment 38050
2 years ago before i had my full licence Which you need to be 17 in my country to get i had really just started actually having the balls to use any compounds (i thought mk was gonna ascend me jfl) my first order of pregab and baclo had just came in and was my second time ever using it on a weekend my parents were away on a business trip and didnt hide the car keys too well just for shits and gigs i took 800mg of pregab and some baclo but some chick asked me to pick her up i knew i shouldn’t drive while on pregab but thought the dose was too low for me because i hadn’t felt anything yet and i got in the car to go pick her mid way through ride it all kicked in and i went full retarded tryna cut up and crashed into a bus full of people infront of a weed dispensary with her in the passenger she was an exchange student so she ran away from the fear of thinking she was gonna get deported had my friends mom get there in time before the cops to tell them she was sitting next to me while i was driving which would’ve made it legal and never actually faced any issues with cops but did get kicked out for a week for crashing my dads 2 month old new car. NEVER DRIVE OFF PREGAB JFL. The weed dispensary worker was some chubby asian lady and when she saw me loosing my mind on the curb came out and handed me two joints for free before cops came.



Legal disclaimer:this is tales i made this up.

Dnr. Looks interesting but not interesting enough for my sweet precious time

 

[nettspend]

I hope u get banned