Hello guys so i was pretty chopped and i was too lazy to ascend. so i wanted a quick ascension and after alot of research ln incel forums, i found a Buddhist monk in mumbai. so i decided to begged outside of mosques and churches with some incels and ltns who wanted to see that Buddhist monk aswell, and after begging for 8 months ive gotten the cash for the trip and everything, and i took the first flight from HTN land syria to Mumbai and when i got there a group of pajeets came to me telling me "are you here for the ascension" i said yeah they said come with us and i went with them and i saw a 8 floor scam center building they told me to go in so i went in and i got hand cuffed and they told me "if you want to ascend you need to know the secret technique of scamming first. And my 2 year scamming journey began. Scam after scam day and night no breaks,and then the head chief of scammers came to me telling me "you are ready my little soldier" and the whole 2 year journey was a test to begin with to show my worthiness and loyalty to the scam team of jeets and then he processed to kill the lowest ranking scammer and collected his blood. And got raw goat milk,5 eggs,and the scammers blood. And he mixed them till a soft dark mixture of doom and despair.and told me to drink it. I said no king calm down g. He commanded 2 higher in command to hold my hands and legs and he poured that drink into my mouth and i drank it and passed out. I woke up in a throne made of low ranking scammer's heads and the chief handed me a mirror and said now look at you. I was stunned... I became a psl god. I was so amused that i fainted out and woke up again and i took the first flight to syria and started slaying ltbs
