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JFL Am fucked (1 Viewer)

JFL Am fucked

Do i win the fights?

  • Yes

  • You’re getting raped


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HailSanta

Humble mtn
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I have 2 dudes that whant to beat my shit. The first one is around same height as me skinny but trains mma 4 years + and wants to beat me for kissing his girl in the cheek and flirting with her . The second dude is 6feer something he height mogs my enrire bloodline doesn’t do any martial art however he has been fighting in the streets for a while now forgot to mention he is 105kg and he wants to beat my shi because i said he is under my balls and he is a sissy. Btw both are 1 year older wish me lack bhais am winning the fights i believe
 

convict

lust
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  • #2
I have 2 dudes that whant to beat my shit. The first one is around same height as me skinny but trains mma 4 years + and wants to beat me for kissing his girl in the cheek and flirting with her . The second dude is 6feer something he height mogs my enrire bloodline doesn’t do any martial art however he has been fighting in the streets for a while now forgot to mention he is 105kg and he wants to beat my shi because i said he is under my balls and he is a sissy. Btw both are 1 year older wish me lack bhais am winning the fights i believe
ur getting beat down to a pulp sonion, just like whip it out or something to scare them away idk
 

mcds

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  • #3
concealed carry or sum niga its over
 
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I have 2 dudes that whant to beat my shit. The first one is around same height as me skinny but trains mma 4 years + and wants to beat me for kissing his girl in the cheek and flirting with her . The second dude is 6feer something he height mogs my enrire bloodline doesn’t do any martial art however he has been fighting in the streets for a while now forgot to mention he is 105kg and he wants to beat my shi because i said he is under my balls and he is a sissy. Btw both are 1 year older wish me lack bhais am winning the fights i believe
Take socks fill it with rocks and hit them super hard in the face to make it fair
 

sensitive sapphire

autosexual · From Church of Preet
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  • #5

You’re getting raped

 

Razi

gone
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  • #6
Hope you get reincarnated as a slightly smarter guy that actually make good decisions
 

SinisterTRADition

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  • #7
GG
 

sheepceLlover

Bahhh im a sheep
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  • #8
I have 2 dudes that whant to beat my shit. The first one is around same height as me skinny but trains mma 4 years + and wants to beat me for kissing his girl in the cheek and flirting with her . The second dude is 6feer something he height mogs my enrire bloodline doesn’t do any martial art however he has been fighting in the streets for a while now forgot to mention he is 105kg and he wants to beat my shi because i said he is under my balls and he is a sissy. Btw both are 1 year older wish me lack bhais am winning the fights i believe
are they jumping u ? if so ur cooked, if you want to make sure to not fight, get a gun or threaten them that you do "have a gun" and willing to use it to deescalate the situation, or that might just fuel the fire, idk, regardless ur in a bad scenario
 

mcds

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  • #9
are they jumping u ? if so ur cooked, if you want to make sure to not fight, get a gun or threaten them that you do "have a gun" and willing to use it to deescalate the situation, or that might just fuel the fire, idk, regardless ur in a bad scenario
dat beating gon teach him a life lesson to stfu tho
 

convict

lust
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are they jumping u ? if so ur cooked, if you want to make sure to not fight, get a gun or threaten them that you do "have a gun" and willing to use it to deescalate the situation, or that might just fuel the fire, idk, regardless ur in a bad scenario
no a gun is crazy just carry a knife imo no ones gonna charge someone with a knife
 

sheepceLlover

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  • #11
no a gun is crazy just carry a knife imo no ones gonna charge someone with a knife
true, but who knows, were only going such little information
 

convict

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the wizard

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  • #13
I have 2 dudes that whant to beat my shit. The first one is around same height as me skinny but trains mma 4 years + and wants to beat me for kissing his girl in the cheek and flirting with her . The second dude is 6feer something he height mogs my enrire bloodline doesn’t do any martial art however he has been fighting in the streets for a while now forgot to mention he is 105kg and he wants to beat my shi because i said he is under my balls and he is a sissy. Btw both are 1 year older wish me lack bhais am winning the fights i believe
we’re never hearing from u again gng. either that or i see u on blacked raw🤣🤣
 

GeneticLotteryLoser

Rooftop Koreans are tuff asl
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  • #14
call cops likea pussy

mark as solution
 

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