Paul Benjamin
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This ain't the reality prob, but let's imagine one day you were walking on the streets when Zeus zaps to your vision and tells you, you have to sacrifice a hominid or else you'll go to the eternal fire(Assuming you 100% believe the nigga)
And after the sacrificial you'll gain privilege to enter heaven at any time
Knowing that you're gonna be sacrificing some homo erectus you gladly take on the offer and say bring it on bitch nigga
Now here's the catch, contrary to what you thought, the early human looks exactly like a modern day one except it doesn't know jack about modernity. Its brain's probably less evolved as well so you'd be doing it a favor by the cull.
How would you conduct this phenomenon?
The best thing to do imo would be to convince zeus or the larper zeus that you gave the nigga to hoodrats and he'll lay low for a while and the thread of the prophecy will be served in two to three business days.
And after the sacrificial you'll gain privilege to enter heaven at any time
Knowing that you're gonna be sacrificing some homo erectus you gladly take on the offer and say bring it on bitch nigga
Now here's the catch, contrary to what you thought, the early human looks exactly like a modern day one except it doesn't know jack about modernity. Its brain's probably less evolved as well so you'd be doing it a favor by the cull.
How would you conduct this phenomenon?
The best thing to do imo would be to convince zeus or the larper zeus that you gave the nigga to hoodrats and he'll lay low for a while and the thread of the prophecy will be served in two to three business days.