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In this guide I will go into how to pray to gandy so u can ascend from subhuman to a absolute chad
First things first to get gandys attention u have to sacrifice one of ur day 1s to show gandy ur dedication and willingness to submit
Next thing after u slime out ur day u have to eat 8,000 mgs of sodium to show that ur not scared of the bloat
After u consume the sodium u need to consume 1gram of adderall u will enter a state of utter pain but this is essential so gandy know u will endure this and u have discipline and u have the heart
graffiti anything doesn’t matter what as long as it’s this image
After this u will need to run around in public butt naked yelling out gandy will ascend us all ideally use a mega phone
After u complete this step ur almost done gandy will see that ur serious and then u will go home and make sure its cold and dark in ur room and u need to get on ur knees and start praying say the fallowing “ gandy please ascend me im a subhuman and all foids a like laugh and ridicule me due to my appearance please gandy I beg of u”
If u complete all these steps gandy will appear in ur room and grant u a chad face frame and physique
If u do it wrong richard Ramirez will appear and subtract 2 feet of ur height and descend u to sub organic matter
Other abilities u will gain is laser vision and will be able to melt hyperpergamist foids with ur Chad stare
First things first to get gandys attention u have to sacrifice one of ur day 1s to show gandy ur dedication and willingness to submit
Next thing after u slime out ur day u have to eat 8,000 mgs of sodium to show that ur not scared of the bloat
After u consume the sodium u need to consume 1gram of adderall u will enter a state of utter pain but this is essential so gandy know u will endure this and u have discipline and u have the heart
graffiti anything doesn’t matter what as long as it’s this image
After this u will need to run around in public butt naked yelling out gandy will ascend us all ideally use a mega phone
After u complete this step ur almost done gandy will see that ur serious and then u will go home and make sure its cold and dark in ur room and u need to get on ur knees and start praying say the fallowing “ gandy please ascend me im a subhuman and all foids a like laugh and ridicule me due to my appearance please gandy I beg of u”
If u complete all these steps gandy will appear in ur room and grant u a chad face frame and physique
If u do it wrong richard Ramirez will appear and subtract 2 feet of ur height and descend u to sub organic matter
Other abilities u will gain is laser vision and will be able to melt hyperpergamist foids with ur Chad stare



