Discussion How to crack? (1 Viewer)

[youngman]

Hello guys, i am in dire need of some pussy, i really js wanna make affectionate love to a girl and js kiss her on her lips,sleep with her,hold her hand, smell her hair. Ive had girls like me b4 but bc of how ND i am i never fw'd them, this one that liked me was also pretty cut asf but i think she hates me now and she was 5'1 and bodymaxxed holy fuck i missed out on so much. dhould i get a gf or fuck some prostitute?

 

[Amygdala]

just make a pringles can pocket pussy if youre that desperate

 

[Synapzyzz]

wtf is this

 

[youngman]

just make a pringles can pocket pussy if youre that desperate

should i also put a wig on it and spray womens perfume to imagine its a foid?

 

[Amygdala]

wtf is this

my exact thought

 

[FoidSlayer]

Just click on the ad on your porn website that promises cute single girls 1mile away

 

[Amygdala]

should i also put a wig on it and spray womens perfume to imagine its a foid?

yeah, make sure to sandwich it between 2 pillows

 

[youngman]

Just click on the ad on your porn website that promises cute single girls 1mile away

i dont live in netherlands though (goated reference)

 

[youngman]

yeah, make sure to sandwich it between 2 pillows

i cant afford pringles

 

[FoidSlayer]

i cant afford pringles

Bro just crack me

 

[Amygdala]

i cant afford pringles

this has to be a new level of low

 

[realhmtn]

maybe fuck granny as a last resort

 

[youngman]

maybe fuck granny as a last resort

they dont want me bro

 

[6”ltn]

i know it may seem like most females will never want a male like you, but there are females out there who are also just as down bad as you all it takes is some time to find them. once you finally find them though your going to have the best time of your life.

(she’s guaranteed to be sub 5 tho so don’t get your hopes up)

 

[youngman]

i know it may seem like most females will never want a male like you, but there are females out there who are also just as down bad as you all it takes is some time to find them. once you finally find them though your going to have the best time of your life.

(she’s guaranteed to be sub 5 tho so don’t get your hopes up)

couldnt settle for anything below mtb

 

[realhmtn]

couldnt settle for anything below mtb

Then wrap it up buddy

No chance in hell you're ever fucking a bitch

 

[youngman]

Then wrap it up buddy

No chance in hell you're ever fucking a bitch

i-i-is that true bwo? b-but im hmtn

 

[realhmtn]

i-i-is that true bwo? b-but im hmtn

Do you know who you're talking to right now?

I regret deleting my profile these faggots don't respect me anymore

 

[youngman]

Do you know who you're talking to right now?

I regret deleting my profile these faggots don't respect me anymore

im ur disciple sorry daddy

 

[realhmtn]

im ur disciple sorry daddy

good boy

 

[youngman]

shud i js get with the girl that liked me?

 

[Amygdala]

shud i js get with the girl that liked me?

well no shit

 

[youngman]

well no shit

yuh but im like scared to approach her, tips?

 

[Amygdala]

yuh but im like scared to approach her, tips?

idk... just be confident ig

 

[Michael b]

yuh but im like scared to approach her, tips?

There's no reason to be scared just let it flow naturally