Discussion How do I apply for a job in person on the same day with no experience? (2 Viewers)

[Alyx]

I plan to do this after I straighten my hair tomorrow. Any tips? I have not volunteered a day in my life btw.

 

[the wizard]

I plan to do this after I straighten my hair tomorrow. Any tips? I have not volunteered a day in my life btw.

“straighten ur hair” @Daker this is the second foid today

 

[Alyx]

“straighten ur hair” @Daker this is the second foid today

I meant an at home perm.

 

[the wizard]

I meant an at home perm.

my suspicions confirmed

 

[FoidSlayer]

Go give them your resume. See if they have positions open or some shit, call them and ask. Then go give them your resume. No promises they're gonna call back jfl, these jobs ain't handing shit out to nobody anymore

 

[irlesper]

I plan to do this after I straighten my hair tomorrow. Any tips? I have not volunteered a day in my life btw.

lie
lying is the way, everybody lies

 

[FoidSlayer]

lie
lying is the way everybody lies

Me and the bluds use gpt for our resume

 

[the wizard]

lie
lying is the way, everybody lies

yeah i lied on my job application they didn’t fucking care

 

[the wizard]

Me and the bluds use gpt for our resume

grok is better for this

 

[irlesper]

yeah i lied on my job application they didn’t fucking care

doesnt mean it doesnt work

 

[FoidSlayer]

grok is better for this

I said gpt for a better influence, I actually did use grok unironically

You gotta make a shit ton of resumes due to the rejection system

 

[the wizard]

doesnt mean it doesnt work

it worked great got a raise within 3 weeks cuz they thought i was a eagle scout

 

[the wizard]

I said gpt for a better influence, I actually did use grok unironically

You gotta make a shit ton of resumes due to the rejection system

yes, job fairs are meta for this stuff tho small business accepts anyone

 

[FoidSlayer]

yes, job fairs are meta for this stuff tho small business accepts anyone

I applied to a local store, mom and pop type shit and got no call back, I should contaminate their products

 

[Alyx]

lie
lying is the way, everybody lies

Any tips on how to do this more effectively? And do big stores/shops like Kroger have a way to check?

 

[irlesper]

I applied to a local store, mom and pop type shit and got no call back, I should contaminate their products

you never want to work for these types of stores
too much problems and youll be needed for pretty much everything
just work at your local city, i dont do shit, im literally on the clock rn

 

[the wizard]

I applied to a local store, mom and pop type shit and got no call back, I should contaminate their products

my town has no kids so they do big job fairs and it’s competitive asf but now i have 2 jobs and they pay super well

 

[FoidSlayer]

you never want to work for these types of stores
too much problems and youll be needed for pretty much everything
just work at your local city, i dont do shit, im literally on the clock rn

I'm out in the country so the nearest city is like 30 mins away. I did put my resume in for a gym that's walking distance from my house. That shit would be a nice job if they call me back

 

[FoidSlayer]

my town has no kids so they do big job fairs and it’s competitive asf but now i have 2 jobs and they pay super well

That's good to hear, kill all the older people competing, they had their chance years ago

 

[irlesper]

Any tips on how to do this more effectively? And do big stores/shops like Kroger have a way to check?

lie using smarts
such as "ive got experience being a cashier and handling clients because my uncle has a shop''
dont try something big as they will check

 

[the wizard]

you never want to work for these types of stores
too much problems and youll be needed for pretty much everything
just work at your local city, i dont do shit, im literally on the clock rn

lifeguarding at the y is better, there’s more jobs like it where i am, as local government is basically extinct where i am in america, but lifeguarding at a small pool is so easy the parents look after their own kids im a paid cuck

 

[the wizard]

lie using smarts
such as "ive got experience being a cashier and handling clients because my uncle has a shop''
dont try something big as they will check

white lies like my uncle let me work with him a few times, but don’t make the retarded mistake of putting him down as a reference

 

[the wizard]

That's good to hear, kill all the older people competing, they had their chance years ago

there were 50 kids and 500 jobs dudes start upping the hourly wage to 30, perks of living near one of the richest zip codes in america

 

[irlesper]

lifeguarding at the y is better, there’s more jobs like it where i am, as local government is basically extinct where i am in america, but lifeguarding at a small pool is so easy the parents look after their own kids im a paid cuck

well im with the city and since there is a beach i lifeguard (stare at ass), watch parks (sitting at desk with my laptop watching anime) and sometimes im assigned to stay in the city hall doing nothing

 

[FoidSlayer]

there were 50 kids and 500 jobs dudes start upping the hourly wage to 30, perks of living near one of the richest zip codes in america

Wouldn't the prices be higher as well? For pretty much everything?

 

[the wizard]

well im with the city and since there is a beach i lifeguard (stare at ass), watch parks (sitting at desk with my laptop watching anime) and sometimes im assigned to stay in the city hall doing nothing

yes i stare at ass so much at my beach club job, all the ladies are some millionaires wife or someone he’s cheating with, my employer has a strict policy of i can’t talk about beach club clients, and all of the ladies have huge tits and huge ass, shaped perfectly by surgeons

 

[FoidSlayer]

yes i stare at ass so much at my beach club job, all the ladies are some millionaires wife or someone he’s cheating with, my employer has a strict policy of i can’t talk about beach club clients, and all of the ladies have huge tits and huge ass, shaped perfectly by surgeons

There's gonna be a kid drowning and you're too busy staring at ass

 

[the wizard]

Wouldn't the prices be higher as well? For pretty much everything?

yes nerds gummy clusters at convenience stores are like 8 or nine bucks lunch is like almost 30 sometimes

 

[the wizard]

There's gonna be a kid drowning and you're too busy staring at ass

no kids allowed unless accompanied by a parent i’m legally not responsible then

 

[FoidSlayer]

no kids allowed unless accompanied by a parent i’m legally not responsible then

Youre gonna get up and then one of the women will see your boner through your shorts and take you to the bathroom

 

[irlesper]

There's gonna be a kid drowning and you're too busy staring at ass

wouldnt want to ruin my long hair by jumping in the water
that nigga can die

 

[FoidSlayer]

wouldnt want to ruin my long hair by jumping in the water
that nigga can die

Fr, I haven't swam in chlorinated water since freshmen year

 

[irlesper]

Fr, I haven't swam in chlorinated water since freshmen year

otherwise if im assigned at a beach i genuinely play around in the water with a friend whos with me
nice times

 

[the wizard]

Youre gonna get up and then one of the women will see your boner through your shorts and take you to the bathroom

bro that happened last year some hoe caught a case cuz she sucked a beach staffs dick(it wasn’t me unfortunately that lucky bastard)

 

[irlesper]

bro that happened last year some hoe caught a case cuz she sucked a beach staffs dick(it wasn’t me unfortunately that lucky bastard)

tales from the ganges river

 

[the wizard]

tales from the ganges river

if i send the screenshot of the cape cod times im getting doxxed also she was black so i retract my earlier statement that he was lucky

 

[the wizard]

tales from the ganges river

tales from a place near nantucket@SinisterTRADition

 

[looksmin]

it worked great got a raise within 3 weeks cuz they thought i was a eagle scout

how did u lie abt ur eagle project etc did they not ask for any proofs

 

[the wizard]

how did u lie abt ur eagle project etc did they not ask for any proofs

i was a star scout i just quit i said enough to convince them

 

[CoolManletGuy]

I plan to do this after I straighten my hair tomorrow. Any tips? I have not volunteered a day in my life btw.

Resume maybe

 

[looksmin]

i was a star scout i just quit i said enough to convince them

i quit b4 i crossed over, shit was lowk gay asf and sum dude in my troop i was crossing over too got raped so i said fuck that

 

[zane prescxs]

I plan to do this after I straighten my hair tomorrow. Any tips? I have not volunteered a day in my life btw.

look presentable, think of what they could ask you and make sure you have some answers ready, be yourself and act like you really want to be there