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I was just walking down the hallway in school and i walked past this girl and she literally audiably genuinely said "Ew" while looking at me.

So i obviously was like "Wtffff"

:wut:
And stared at her js like dat, (cold i know), and clearly my stature didnt intimidate her because she spat a fat one right there clean between my eyes.

Luckily it didnt him me IN the eyes cause she looked like she has some sort of std for sure. Hmmmm if she hit a little lower i might have licked myself clean though.

She said sorry though and offered me some of her food, it was trouffles. She was like "You want trouffle?" And i though she said "You want trouble?"

And i couldnt let that disrespect slide man, i bloody cheffed her up famalam, its a mad ting innit. Hit a swift one two and left the scene.

I dont take shit from NO ONE.

Tagging people who might have shared a similar expirience: HailSanta HailSanta terrify terrify sasageyo sasageyo nonexistent. nonexistent.
 

6zrir6a

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I was just walking down the hallway in school and i walked past this girl and she literally audiably genuinely said "Ew" while looking at me.

So i obviously was like "Wtffff"

:wut:
And stared at her js like dat, (cold i know), and clearly my stature didnt intimidate her because she spat a fat one right there clean between my eyes.

Luckily it didnt him me IN the eyes cause she looked like she has some sort of std for sure. Hmmmm if she hit a little lower i might have licked myself clean though.

She said sorry though and offered me some of her food, it was trouffles. She was like "You want trouffle?" And i though she said "You want trouble?"

And i couldnt let that disrespect slide man, i bloody cheffed her up famalam, its a mad ting innit. Hit a swift one two and left the scene.

I dont take shit from NO ONE.

Tagging people who might have shared a similar expirience: HailSanta HailSanta terrify terrify sasageyo sasageyo nonexistent. nonexistent.
You should’ve taken it like a good boy and called her mommy
 

terrify

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why am i tagged i dont even speak to w*men 😭 (havent gone to school since 7th grade)

but all that aside dude i would have been so turned on if that happened to me, i might have busted a nut right then and there
 

Syza

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I was just walking down the hallway in school and i walked past this girl and she literally audiably genuinely said "Ew" while looking at me.

So i obviously was like "Wtffff"

:wut:
And stared at her js like dat, (cold i know), and clearly my stature didnt intimidate her because she spat a fat one right there clean between my eyes.

Luckily it didnt him me IN the eyes cause she looked like she has some sort of std for sure. Hmmmm if she hit a little lower i might have licked myself clean though.

She said sorry though and offered me some of her food, it was trouffles. She was like "You want trouffle?" And i though she said "You want trouble?"

And i couldnt let that disrespect slide man, i bloody cheffed her up famalam, its a mad ting innit. Hit a swift one two and left the scene.

I dont take shit from NO ONE.

Tagging people who might have shared a similar expirience: HailSanta HailSanta terrify terrify sasageyo sasageyo nonexistent. nonexistent.
kill her
 

HailSanta

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I was just walking down the hallway in school and i walked past this girl and she literally audiably genuinely said "Ew" while looking at me.

So i obviously was like "Wtffff"

:wut:
And stared at her js like dat, (cold i know), and clearly my stature didnt intimidate her because she spat a fat one right there clean between my eyes.

Luckily it didnt him me IN the eyes cause she looked like she has some sort of std for sure. Hmmmm if she hit a little lower i might have licked myself clean though.

She said sorry though and offered me some of her food, it was trouffles. She was like "You want trouffle?" And i though she said "You want trouble?"

And i couldnt let that disrespect slide man, i bloody cheffed her up famalam, its a mad ting innit. Hit a swift one two and left the scene.

I dont take shit from NO ONE.

Tagging people who might have shared a similar expirience: HailSanta HailSanta terrify terrify sasageyo sasageyo nonexistent. nonexistent.
Can relate
 
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Just punch her in the face and go about your day
why am i tagged i dont even speak to w*men 😭 (havent gone to school since 7th grade)

but all that aside dude i would have been so turned on if that happened to me, i might have busted a nut right then and there
steal her lunch, spit in it, then put it back wherever it was

You guys dont understand, she's like a brutish monster, her biceps are bigger than my legs if i do anything she'll kill me its over. One time, this was way back too. It was gymclass right, and we were playying football and she literally tackled me so hard i passed out im not even joking shes too scary shes like the giantesses from ace ventura and i dont want death by snu snu iykyk.

This is how shed kill me no joke

Slapping FAIRY ass.gif
 

VelocityAnt¹

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You guys dont understand, she's like a brutish monster, her biceps are bigger than my legs if i do anything she'll kill me its over. One time, this was way back too. It was gymclass right, and we were playying football and she literally tackled me so hard i passed out im not even joking shes too scary shes like the giantesses from ace ventura and i dont want death by snu snu iykyk.

This is how shed kill me no joke

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Average hentai doujinshi intro:cage::cage:, if u get kids with her, they'll be super ogre and have great androgens receptors :really: maybe even more.
 

Syza

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You guys dont understand, she's like a brutish monster, her biceps are bigger than my legs if i do anything she'll kill me its over. One time, this was way back too. It was gymclass right, and we were playying football and she literally tackled me so hard i passed out im not even joking shes too scary shes like the giantesses from ace ventura and i dont want death by snu snu iykyk.

This is how shed kill me no joke

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6zrir6a

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You guys dont understand, she's like a brutish monster, her biceps are bigger than my legs if i do anything she'll kill me its over. One time, this was way back too. It was gymclass right, and we were playying football and she literally tackled me so hard i passed out im not even joking shes too scary shes like the giantesses from ace ventura and i dont want death by snu snu iykyk.

This is how shed kill me no joke

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Mommy material
 

Circadex

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You guys dont understand, she's like a brutish monster, her biceps are bigger than my legs if i do anything she'll kill me its over. One time, this was way back too. It was gymclass right, and we were playying football and she literally tackled me so hard i passed out im not even joking shes too scary shes like the giantesses from ace ventura and i dont want death by snu snu iykyk.

This is how shed kill me no joke

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Cage if you can't victimise a foid
 

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